I need to know....

[LMA]

if someone sends you a text and at the end writes "agh agh "

wtf does that mean?

Then its likely he looks like this :

love it Booney

[GWW]

Will Pippa Middleton have to face court and perhaps go to jail

[Media Park]

Will Pippa Middleton have to face court and perhaps go to jail

For being too gorgeous?

[GWW]

Yeah that would be it.

[nuggety goodness]

Only go crabbing in months with an 'r' in them ...

Is that serious?!?

[GWW]

That's what they used to say when I lived in Ceduna as a kid, where crabbing off the jetties (one at Ceduna, one at Thevenard) was a popular pastime.

[nuggety goodness]

So we'll just scrape in then... Gonna go raking down at brighton at the boat club...

Went there a few years back and it was chockas with crabs... I reckon it was december/january though...

Will take a rod too and if we can't find any crabs we'll chuck the line in and see how that goes...

[Footy Chick]

I think I'm going to get bombarded here.... but I'm a techmalogical dummy.

WTF is with all this # stuff that people are tacking onto the end of their facebook (and other) posts?

[Booney]

Only go crabbing in months with an 'r' in them ...

Is that serious?!?

Correct, September through April....although typically the months of November-March are the most prolific*.


*Many factors involved.

[Johno6]

I think I'm going to get bombarded here.... but I'm a techmalogical dummy.

WTF is with all this # stuff that people are tacking onto the end of their facebook (and other) posts?

pretty sure its twitter related or something

i dunno i dont have twitter or facebook

[Dirko]

Hashtags are words or phrases prefixed with the symbol #, a form of metadata tag. They are used within IRC networks to identify groups and topics, as well as short messages on microblogging social networking services such as Twitter, identi.ca or Google+ may be tagged by including one or more with multiple words concatenated, such as those in:

A person can search for the string word #........ and this tagged word will appear in the search engine results. Such tags are case-insensitive, with CamelCase often used for readability.

So the AFL do Hashtags for every game ie #BluesBombers. If you're on Twitter or the like you can do a search for the hash tag and find all relevant posts containing such.

This also starts "trends" such as #KONY2012 etc

[Johno6]

what he said ^

[Lightning McQueen]

what he said ^

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[heater31]

I think I'm going to get bombarded here.... but I'm a techmalogical dummy.

WTF is with all this # stuff that people are tacking onto the end of their facebook (and other) posts?

It annoys me when people tag it on Facebook with linking it to their Twitter account.

Wankers!

[Footy Chick]

ahh, is that what it is... never been a twit (ter)

[Pseudo]

So we'll just scrape in then... Gonna go raking down at brighton at the boat club...

Went there a few years back and it was chockas with crabs... I reckon it was december/january though...

Will take a rod too and if we can't find any crabs we'll chuck the line in and see how that goes...

One summer, 20-odd years ago, I got bit by a crab at Brighton beach. Felt something sharp clamp on my toe, kicked it off, looked down to see a crab scuttling away on the sea floor. Emerged from the water to find that the little f***er had drawn blood.

That experience ruined the beach for me for years. Every time I went in the water, I'd be fixed on the sea floor, scanning for f***ing crabs before I took every step.

So feel free to smash in the shells of as many crabs as you can, on my behalf....

[Booney]

So we'll just scrape in then... Gonna go raking down at brighton at the boat club...

Went there a few years back and it was chockas with crabs... I reckon it was december/january though...

Will take a rod too and if we can't find any crabs we'll chuck the line in and see how that goes...

One summer, 20-odd years ago, I got bit by a crab at Brighton beach. Felt something sharp clamp on my toe, kicked it off, looked down to see a crab scuttling away on the sea floor. Emerged from the water to find that the little f***er had drawn blood.

That experience ruined the beach for me for years. Every time I went in the water, I'd be fixed on the sea floor, scanning for f***ing crabs before I took every step.

So feel free to smash in the shells of as many crabs as you can, on my behalf....

I guess you never list "tough guy" in your Curriculum Vitae?

[GWW]

The crab was trying to save its own life. I reckon I'd be doing all that and more if someone tried to take me out of my home so they could eat me

[Booney]

The crab was trying to save its own life. I reckon I'd be doing all that and more if someone tried to take me out of my home so they could eat me

What is someone broke in and tried to eat you?

[Lightning McQueen]

The crab was trying to save its own life. I reckon I'd be doing all that and more if someone tried to take me out of my home so they could eat me

What is someone broke in and tried to eat you?

That was on the "what makes you laugh" thread.