The human body has 7 trillion nerves.
My wife manages to get on every ******* one of them!
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My missus asked me to help her stop sucking her thumb,
so I drew a cock on it!!
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My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate.
I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock.
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I was pretty excited when my new girlfriend sent me a text message
claiming that she loves anal..
Dyslexic bitch , it turns out that she love Alan, my best mate.......
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A bloke is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and
suddenly yells, "Don't enter that church, you silly prick !!!"
His wife asks him, "What are you watching?"
Husband replies, "Our bloody wedding video"
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Love is like a fart.
If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
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Essex girl in bed with her boyfriend says, "How dare you call me a
skank.
Get out of my bed right now and take your mates with you!"
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Life is like a penis.
Soft and hanging freely.
It's women that make it hard
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I said to the wife, "Get me a newspaper"
"Don't be silly," she said "You can borrow my iPad"
That spider never knew what ******* hit it.
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The wife and I were lying in bed this morning when she said, "I think the
romance in this relationship is dead"
I wish she wouldn't talk to me while I'm having a wank.
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I bought a new perfume for my wife called Chloroform but she says
she doesn't like it.
She says that it makes her sleepy and her bum sore.
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Saving Mr Banks.... BRILLIANT film... Saw it gold class for free, even better...
5 stars
5 stars
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Gonna watch Pain and Gain, White house down over next few days. Ive heard they are good, but I have my doubts
Anyone seen them?
Anyone seen them?
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White House Down has it's good moments, just the whole plot is a bit questionable/unrealistic, and some of the action scenes were pretty comical
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
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The Sleeping Giant wrote:Inside Llewyn Davis
More Coen brothers gold.
Just watched it. Didn't like it.
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Johno6 wrote:Gonna watch Pain and Gain, White house down over next few days. Ive heard they are good, but I have my doubts
Anyone seen them?
Pain and gain
You must watch
Its so compelling because its based on a true story
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Johno6 wrote:Gonna watch Pain and Gain, White house down over next few days. Ive heard they are good, but I have my doubts
Anyone seen them?
Pain and gain
You must watch
Its so compelling because its based on a true story
good film... dumbest criminals ever...
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watched 'wolf of wall street' last night... Didn't realise it was a true story. Pretty good film. LONG film
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Yep, just finished this one too, pretty easy to watch.
Great scene when Leo and Jonah Hill pop the 15 year old Quaaludes!
Great scene when Leo and Jonah Hill pop the 15 year old Quaaludes!
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JK wrote:Yep, just finished this one too, pretty easy to watch.
Great scene when Leo and Jonah Hill pop the 15 year old Quaaludes!
that was the funniest bit..."Be curious, not judgmental""
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RustyCage wrote:White House Down has it's good moments, just the whole plot is a bit questionable/unrealistic, and some of the action scenes were pretty comical
Do yourself a treat and watch White House Down and Olympus Has Fallen in the same day. Almost identical movies.
Right in front of me. RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
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The Wolf of Wall Street
"Wall Street Goodfellas" is good but no "Goodfellas."
A bit long and I could've done with more FBI and less excess but the screen craft in every single scene was just amazing.
Margot Robbie never looked that hot on Neighbours. Memo to producers: more nudity on Ramsay Street.
One bit I absolutely hated: piece of s#!t Jordan Belfort's cameo.
Gilbert Grape's brother was awesome in that cameo.
The earlier Lude scene when Jonah Hill rips one off in the middle of the party - and his cousin wife beat the s#!t out of him - had me in tears...
"Wall Street Goodfellas" is good but no "Goodfellas."
A bit long and I could've done with more FBI and less excess but the screen craft in every single scene was just amazing.
Margot Robbie never looked that hot on Neighbours. Memo to producers: more nudity on Ramsay Street.
One bit I absolutely hated: piece of s#!t Jordan Belfort's cameo.
JK wrote:Great scene when Leo and Jonah Hill pop the 15 year old Quaaludes!
Gilbert Grape's brother was awesome in that cameo.
woodublieve12 wrote:
The earlier Lude scene when Jonah Hill rips one off in the middle of the party - and his cousin wife beat the s#!t out of him - had me in tears...
Everyone can eat s#!t! A big bag of s#!t! I'm the greatest man in the world!
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Magpiespower wrote:
The earlier Lude scene when Jonah Hill rips one off in the middle of the party - and his cousin wife beat the s#!t out of him - had me in tears...
LMFAO .. I remembered that bit today and pissed myself laughing. Funny as!!
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Just watched We're the Millers. Funny stuff. It's on DVD now and deff worth a look.
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The Sleeping Giant wrote:Dallas Buyers Club
Just watched it, thought it was good too.
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