-----Can u come in today for just a few hours? Everyone called in today.
Maybe in about an hour or so. I gonna finish my cocaine then massturbait everything and shower.
----I'm not sure what to say to that.
COOKING not cocaine and PACK UP not masturbait
Autocorrect sucks.
Damn you auto correct.
Re: Damn you auto correct.
by MightyEagles » Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:38 am
WOOOOO, Premiers 1993, 2006 and 2011!
Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
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WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
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Re: Damn you auto correct.
by MightyEagles » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:12 am
Guess what I found baby Hayley
Crotchless panties
----WHAATTT?!?!? U want ur 6 mo. GRANDDAUGHTER to wear CROTCHLESS PANTIES?!?
Oh my gosh, I meant CAMO PANTS...ew, how did that end up as crotchless panties?
---Ugh, I was about to disown u!! LOL
Crotchless panties
----WHAATTT?!?!? U want ur 6 mo. GRANDDAUGHTER to wear CROTCHLESS PANTIES?!?
Oh my gosh, I meant CAMO PANTS...ew, how did that end up as crotchless panties?
---Ugh, I was about to disown u!! LOL
WOOOOO, Premiers 1993, 2006 and 2011!
Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
3 Flags - 1 Club
Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
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Re: Damn you auto correct.
by Psyber » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:49 pm
A friend sent me this one:
A man received a text from his neighbour:
"Sorry, I have been using your wife day and night.
I am using when you are not home.
In fact I am using more than you are.
I confess this because now I feel guilty.
Hope you accept my sincere apologies".
The man shot his wife.
A few minutes later, he received another message :
"Sorry, damn predictive text - wifi not wife".
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Re: Damn you auto correct.
by Groover » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:54 pm
Psyber wrote:A friend sent me this one:A man received a text from his neighbour:
"Sorry, I have been using your wife day and night.
I am using when you are not home.
In fact I am using more than you are.
I confess this because now I feel guilty.
Hope you accept my sincere apologies".
The man shot his wife.
A few minutes later, he received another message :
"Sorry, damn predictive text - wifi not wife".
And the man who received this texts name was Oscar Pistorius
(would probably be a better story for his defence then the one he currently has)
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Re: Damn you auto correct.
by MightyEagles » Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:34 am
----Hey, how do use co@ks slap on these iPhones?
----Ugh
----Co@ks lap
----Cap licks
----F@#k
----Caps lock!!!
----F@#king phone
What.
-----Forget it my phone is postal today.
----Ugh
----Co@ks lap
----Cap licks
----F@#k
----Caps lock!!!
----F@#king phone
What.
-----Forget it my phone is postal today.
WOOOOO, Premiers 1993, 2006 and 2011!
Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
3 Flags - 1 Club
Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
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Re: Damn you auto correct.
by MightyEagles » Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:15 am
my house smells like caramel and cunnil*******s.
s@@t I mean oral sex...damn you auto correct.
----Lmfao!! Holy s@@t
that's embarrassing\I think you know where this is going
oh no... DAMNYOUAUTOCORRECT.COM?
s@@t I mean oral sex...damn you auto correct.
----Lmfao!! Holy s@@t
that's embarrassing\I think you know where this is going
oh no... DAMNYOUAUTOCORRECT.COM?
WOOOOO, Premiers 1993, 2006 and 2011!
Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
3 Flags - 1 Club
Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
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Re: Damn you auto correct.
by MightyEagles » Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:02 am
----What do you want to do for the boys Eater baskets?
I'm ok with whatever. We have some caskets and eggs I think under the house we can use.
Baskets
----I think the casket might be over doing the whole resurrection thing.
I'm ok with whatever. We have some caskets and eggs I think under the house we can use.
Baskets
----I think the casket might be over doing the whole resurrection thing.
WOOOOO, Premiers 1993, 2006 and 2011!
Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
3 Flags - 1 Club
Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
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Re: Damn you auto correct.
by scoob » Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:24 pm
I wrote a text the other day and it wrote them instead of then
Re: Damn you auto correct.
by HH3 » Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:30 pm
scoob wrote:I wrote a text the other day and it wrote them instead of then
Bullshit!
Im crying here!
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Re: Damn you auto correct.
by scoob » Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:42 pm
HH3 wrote:scoob wrote:I wrote a text the other day and it wrote them instead of then
Bullshit!
Im crying here!
I find it's always the legit personal ones that are the funniest
Re: Damn you auto correct.
by Johno6 » Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:55 pm
the other day, I wrote duck instead of ****
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Re: Damn you auto correct.
by woodublieve12 » Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:57 pm
the other day my phone typed wide instead of wife!!! 
"Be curious, not judgmental""
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Re: Damn you auto correct.
by HH3 » Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:03 pm
Yesterday instead of writing, "love you" on the end of my message, it sent my missus a picture of my dick.
True story. Happened twice yesterday....
True story. Happened twice yesterday....
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Re: Damn you auto correct.
by Johno6 » Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:55 pm
is that because your dick is the same size as a full stop?
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Re: Damn you auto correct.
by valleys07 » Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:15 pm
“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!”
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Re: Damn you auto correct.
by scoob » Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:29 pm
The other day i wrote a text saying this thread is cool... autocorrected to thats bullshit
Re: Damn you auto correct.
by Johno6 » Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:35 pm
my auto correct wont even let me post in the nurse desk top thread.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.
by HH3 » Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:51 pm
Johno6 wrote:is that because your dick is the same size as a full stop?
More of a half stop...
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Re: Damn you auto correct.
by Johno6 » Fri Mar 07, 2014 4:00 pm
I think she should invest in one of these
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Re: Damn you auto correct.
by MightyEagles » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:44 am
My cat licked my nipple and it turned yellow :/
----HAHAHAHAHAHAh omg your autocorrect is so funny.
It was not auto correct. I'm serious. My nipple is like all yellow.
----HAHAHAHAHAHAh omg your autocorrect is so funny.
It was not auto correct. I'm serious. My nipple is like all yellow.
WOOOOO, Premiers 1993, 2006 and 2011!
Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
3 Flags - 1 Club
Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
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