Things that give you the sh1ts

[cennals05]

Changing my tip from eagles to pies last minute

coz me a 2 point lead at the top.
if I lose now I will be gutted.

I did the same only I changed from Richmond to Essendon. Would have taken me to only 1 behind the leader and 2 in front of third.

[Johno6]

unless something majorly bad happens during last 3 rounds worst I can finish is 3rd.
im 1 ahead of second and 2 ahead of third, then about 5 ahead of 4th.

I want 3 rounds with all favs winning please.
no more upsets.

[mighty_tiger_79]

unless something majorly bad happens during last 3 rounds worst I can finish is 3rd.
im 1 ahead of second and 2 ahead of third, then about 5 ahead of 4th.

I want 3 rounds with all favs winning please.
no more upsets.

so you don't want the eagles to win this week???

whats the prizemoney breakdown?

[Johno6]

1st $330
2nd $ 220
3rd $ 110

and we do 3 x 5 round tipping comps during the season
winner gets $100 for that, I would've been 2 clear on top of that also.


im going to tips bombers so that means eagles will def win,

[mighty_tiger_79]

the pressures on

that cash would come in handy for the wedding!!




you wouldn't want to spend it on the end of season footy trip

[Johno6]

if I won I would prob use it on a ps4 to be honest.....

[Spargo]

the pressures on

that cash would come in handy for the wedding!!




you wouldn't want to spend it on the end of season footy trip

Marriage tip # 1
Do not tell wife of any winnings you receive from footy tipping comps, the punt, raffles etc.
They will only gladly take (at least) half the kitty.

Tip # 2
Do not tell the her indoors that you've done your dough on aforementioned vices, you will be labelled irresponsible, hopeless & a dickhead.

[Booney]

the pressures on
that cash would come in handy for the wedding!!
you wouldn't want to spend it on the end of season footy trip

Marriage tip # 1
Do not tell wife of any winnings you receive from footy tipping comps, the punt, raffles etc.
They will only gladly take (at least) half the kitty.
Tip # 2
Do not tell the her indoors that you've done your dough on aforementioned vices, you will be labelled irresponsible, hopeless & a dickhead.

I disagree and believe this is poor advice.

20% of any winnings should be forwarded, either by way of cash or goods to the value of to the Minister of Internal affairs.

The aforementioned 20% is actually 50% *wink wink* ( ie - you win $200, give her $20 and tell her you won $50 ) of the winnings. Thus not only have you kept 80% of the winnings you have also extended the hand of generosity, with the overall aim of not having to use the hand of generosity on ones self.

A minister who knows you punt knows you lose, but also knows you win. So, share the wealth, unevenly, while it's their and enjoy a happy and harmonious existence.

[Failed Creation]

the pressures on
that cash would come in handy for the wedding!!
you wouldn't want to spend it on the end of season footy trip

Marriage tip # 1
Do not tell wife of any winnings you receive from footy tipping comps, the punt, raffles etc.
They will only gladly take (at least) half the kitty.
Tip # 2
Do not tell the her indoors that you've done your dough on aforementioned vices, you will be labelled irresponsible, hopeless & a dickhead.

I disagree and believe this is poor advice.

20% of any winnings should be forwarded, either by way of cash or goods to the value of to the Minister of Internal affairs.

The aforementioned 20% is actually 50% *wink wink* ( ie - you win $200, give her $20 and tell her you won $50 ) of the winnings. Thus not only have you kept 80% of the winnings you have also extended the hand of generosity, with the overall aim of not having to use the hand of generosity on ones self.

A minister who knows you punt knows you lose, but also knows you win. So, share the wealth, unevenly, while it's their and enjoy a happy and harmonious existence.

Booney, you're a prophet.

[Booney]

I'd rather be a profit.

[heater31]

the pressures on
that cash would come in handy for the wedding!!
you wouldn't want to spend it on the end of season footy trip

Marriage tip # 1
Do not tell wife of any winnings you receive from footy tipping comps, the punt, raffles etc.
They will only gladly take (at least) half the kitty.
Tip # 2
Do not tell the her indoors that you've done your dough on aforementioned vices, you will be labelled irresponsible, hopeless & a dickhead.

I disagree and believe this is poor advice.

20% of any winnings should be forwarded, either by way of cash or goods to the value of to the Minister of Internal affairs.

The aforementioned 20% is actually 50% *wink wink* ( ie - you win $200, give her $20 and tell her you won $50 ) of the winnings. Thus not only have you kept 80% of the winnings you have also extended the hand of generosity, with the overall aim of not having to use the hand of generosity on ones self.

A minister who knows you punt knows you lose, but also knows you win. So, share the wealth, unevenly, while it's their and enjoy a happy and harmonious existence.

Here is Ladies and Gentleman, Boon's chapter on putting from his book of life experiences...

[heater31]

The Hysteria that these ******* Krispy Creme doughnuts create in an office environment.

Unbelievable scenes as people ward off potential suitors for said baked products like they are $100 notes. Well **** you people I will remember this and I will be breaking the customary baked products for birthday celebrations.

[mighty_tiger_79]

The Hysteria that these ******* Krispy Creme doughnuts create in an office environment.

Unbelievable scenes as people ward off potential suitors for said baked products like they are $100 notes. Well **** you people I will remember this and I will be breaking the customary baked products for birthday celebrations.

apparently another outlet opening up in gouger st I believe I heard

[Ron Burgundy]

the pressures on
that cash would come in handy for the wedding!!
you wouldn't want to spend it on the end of season footy trip

Marriage tip # 1
Do not tell wife of any winnings you receive from footy tipping comps, the punt, raffles etc.
They will only gladly take (at least) half the kitty.
Tip # 2
Do not tell the her indoors that you've done your dough on aforementioned vices, you will be labelled irresponsible, hopeless & a dickhead.

I disagree and believe this is poor advice.

20% of any winnings should be forwarded, either by way of cash or goods to the value of to the Minister of Internal affairs.

The aforementioned 20% is actually 50% *wink wink* ( ie - you win $200, give her $20 and tell her you won $50 ) of the winnings. Thus not only have you kept 80% of the winnings you have also extended the hand of generosity, with the overall aim of not having to use the hand of generosity on ones self.

A minister who knows you punt knows you lose, but also knows you win. So, share the wealth, unevenly, while it's their and enjoy a happy and harmonious existence.

Booney, you're a prophet.

But not a mathematician!
I usually run by the same policy.
Although, at the moment she knows how much I've won and I've told her it is going toward my outdoor kitchen, which she is happy with.

She was less than happy when I told her I will also require another Wife.

[Booney]

Christ, it should have been "tell her you won $40"....sorry for such a glaring error.

[mighty_tiger_79]

another wife would be far more expensive surely???

just settle for a hanson rd

[mighty_tiger_79]

Christ, it should have been "tell her you won $40"....sorry for such a glaring error.

lets be fair. Booney doesn't work with such small numbers, those are left for us mere mortals

[HH3]

Waiting for stuff to arrive from ebay shits me. I know I'll have to wait, but it still annoys me.

Also, the little "sent" thingo on ebay not coming up in a fast enough time frame shits me too.

[Ron Burgundy]

Christ, it should have been "tell her you won $40"....sorry for such a glaring error.

Geez Boon, these Port losses must really be getting you down...

Ill hide back under my tarp and leave you alone now...

[mighty_tiger_79]

The Hysteria that these ******* Krispy Creme doughnuts create in an office environment.

Unbelievable scenes as people ward off potential suitors for said baked products like they are $100 notes. Well **** you people I will remember this and I will be breaking the customary baked products for birthday celebrations.

Inject some with laxatives. ...