Things that give you the sh1ts

Psyber · Post by **Psyber** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:48 am

I'm still working on becoming a vampire so I can live forever in endless youth and health.
(There's always someone around who deserves to be bitten to sustain me...)

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 12:17 pm

bennymacca wrote:i guess that means i have to be the joker? the shit jack nicholson one?

that's blasphame, Jack was a very good Joker, possibly the best they had.

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:57 am

well at the time i saw this, it belonged in the Things that make you laugh thread

however on the radio this morning I heard something that has just potentially killed my new business entrepreneurial venture.

Last Friday I saw an old bloke riding a gopher with another gopher being towed behind him.

the previous day I walked up to the shops and had a kangaroo hop past me, so I made sure someone saw the gopher being towed in case my sanity was going to be questioned

now the RAA have decided to offer footpath assistance to the gophers :twisted:

Post by **Footy Chick** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:17 am

haha! I couldve told you that - but it's only been in the last couple of weeks, we've been trialling it for ages as there was only company offering it and we were getting a heap of requests for it from our older members.

i think it's now included in your normal road service cover.

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:48 am

This weather- I'm sweating where I shouldn't be sweating.
Anyone who likes this heat should be certified.

dedja · Post by **dedja** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:03 pm

I like the heat ...

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:06 pm

The prosecution rests.

dedja · Post by **dedja** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:10 pm

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:28 pm

The heat? Meh....

The sweat? Mmmmm....

stan · Post by **stan** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:45 pm

Booney wrote:The heat? Meh....

The sweat? Mmmmm....

Also its tit Thursday in the city. Seriously, get down to the mall guys, its thing of beaty today.

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:47 pm

stan wrote:
Booney wrote:The heat? Meh....

The sweat? Mmmmm....

Also its tit Thursday in the city. Seriously, get down to the mall guys, its thing of beaty today.

they are out and about everywhere!

MatteeG · Post by **MatteeG** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 1:22 pm

stan wrote:
Booney wrote:The heat? Meh....

The sweat? Mmmmm....

Also its tit Thursday in the city. Seriously, get down to the mall guys, its thing of beaty today.

*

I see what you did there....

Johno6 · Post by **Johno6** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 1:30 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:well at the time i saw this, it belonged in the Things that make you laugh thread

however on the radio this morning I heard something that has just potentially killed my new business entrepreneurial venture.

Last Friday I saw an old bloke riding a gopher with another gopher being towed behind him.

the previous day I walked up to the shops and had a kangaroo hop past me, so I made sure someone saw the gopher being towed in case my sanity was going to be questioned

now the RAA have decided to offer footpath assistance to the gophers

I accidently walked behind a guy getting interviewed on camera at the Elizabeth shopping centre.

now I know what they were talking to him about, coz he was in a gopher and I heard her mention RAA

imm gonna be on TV, ill be famous

The Ash Man · Post by **The Ash Man** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 6:13 pm

Tom Koutsantonis. Absolute flog.
While on the topic, Jacqui Lambie, what an attention seeking whore she is.

Groover · Post by **Groover** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:50 pm

The Ash Man wrote:Tom Koutsantonis. Absolute flog.
While on the topic, Jacqui Lambie, what an attention seeking whore she is.

Is there anyone in government (at any level) that is likeable at the moment?
Clear out the lot and start from scratch IMO

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tipper · Post by **tipper** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 9:04 am

The Ash Man wrote:Tom Koutsantonis. Absolute flog.
While on the topic, Jacqui Lambie, what an attention seeking whore she is.

i think i read somewhere that she has been trying to get elected for years. she has been a member of both the libs and labs, but failed to convince either of them to let her be a candidate (i wonder why...), and now she has gotten in with the help of the PUP she is just burning them. palmers own fault though, he should have seen it coming with her history

stan · Post by **stan** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:55 am

The Ash Man wrote:Tom Koutsantonis. Absolute flog.
While on the topic, Jacqui Lambie, what an attention seeking whore she is.

Hey she only be there till she meets her rich well hung husband. Until then its pretty funny besides the fact that he bull shit party holds the balance of power.

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:24 pm

stan wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:Tom Koutsantonis. Absolute flog.
While on the topic, Jacqui Lambie, what an attention seeking whore she is.

Hey she only be there till she meets her rich well hung husband. Until then its pretty funny besides the fact that he bull shit party holds the balance of power.

so she will be there for quite a long time it would appear...

stan · Post by **stan** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 4:52 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
stan wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:Tom Koutsantonis. Absolute flog.
While on the topic, Jacqui Lambie, what an attention seeking whore she is.

Hey she only be there till she meets her rich well hung husband. Until then its pretty funny besides the fact that he bull shit party holds the balance of power.

so she will be there for quite a long time it would appear...

I think she would actually relax a bit after a good root to be honest. Im not sure I'd put my hand up though.

dedja · Post by **dedja** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:31 pm

well someone has to take a hit for the team ...

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