Things that give you the sh1ts

[Booney]

The company I've just met with. Bastards, gave a bloke no chance.

Bring in a smoking hottie who smelt absolutely amazing, was friendly and informative.

I've got no idea what the **** I just purchased, or indeed how much I paid for it.

Well played men, well played.

What type of business were they in?

Interstate and international freight logistics.

[HH3]

The company I've just met with. Bastards, gave a bloke no chance.

Bring in a smoking hottie who smelt absolutely amazing, was friendly and informative.

I've got no idea what the **** I just purchased, or indeed how much I paid for it.

Well played men, well played.

What type of business were they in?

Interstate and international freight logistics.

We use a metro freight company that does that. They send in barbie types with beers.

Whereas Kings sent in Sam Lonergan....nice enough bloke, but he just didn't show enough skin.

[Booney]

The company I've just met with. Bastards, gave a bloke no chance.

Bring in a smoking hottie who smelt absolutely amazing, was friendly and informative.

I've got no idea what the **** I just purchased, or indeed how much I paid for it.

Well played men, well played.

What type of business were they in?

Interstate and international freight logistics.

We use a metro freight company that does that. They send in barbie types with beers.

Whereas Kings sent in Sam Lonergan....nice enough bloke, but he just didn't show enough skin.

Kings, they are persistent if nothing else. We use Jet metro wise, Kings ring me pretty much monthly to "check in" how we're going.

Another carrier we use sent in Scott Welsh....goodbye.

[HH3]

We use Progress.

Kings "lost" a whole delivery of ours worth about $500, and we even gave them a second chance, but they are terrible.

They ring or just pop in at least once a week, coz they're not far from here. They've been told they have no chance of getting the business, but they keep coming back. Every time someone pops in, it makes it even less likely we'll go with them because now they're just annoying.

[carey]

Footy training last night therefore playing on Anzac Day which I hold in such high regard, Only to snap my finger where the bone has broken through the skin. Go to the Lyell Mac as it's the closet hospital at which stage the Nurse dresses my finger straight away, The Doctor comes see me straight away as one Iced out Dero starts going off cause been there under police watch for 4 hours in the waiting room. Over the top of hearing all the swearing and abuse I hear I'm being transferred to the RAH where I had the finger fixed straight away with 7 stitches and booking with a tendon specialist next Friday.

Certainly gives me the shits.....

[Lightning McQueen]

Footy training last night therefore playing on Anzac Day which I hold in such high regard, Only to snap my finger where the bone has broken through the skin. Go to the Lyell Mac as it's the closet hospital at which stage the Nurse dresses my finger straight away, The Doctor comes see me straight away as one Iced out Dero starts going off cause been there under police watch for 4 hours in the waiting room. Over the top of hearing all the swearing and abuse I hear I'm being transferred to the RAH where I had the finger fixed straight away with 7 stitches and booking with a tendon specialist next Friday.

Certainly gives me the shits.....

I did that at a training many moons ago, it looked pretty freaky and didn't have a drop of blood, I can now do some pretty cool things with that finger.
What finger was it.

[carey]

My right index finger.

I can't even hold a pen.

These Endone tablets are awesome tho

[Footy Chick]

Mmmmm, Endone....

[Footy Chick]

My right index finger.

I can't even hold a pen.

These Endone tablets are awesome tho

Typing one handed must be a bitch too

[Lightning McQueen]

My right index finger.

I can't even hold a pen.

These Endone tablets are awesome tho

Typing one handed must be a bitch too

He might be using his dictaphone.

[Lightning McQueen]

My right index finger.

I can't even hold a pen.

These Endone tablets are awesome tho

I guess you're not playing then, mine was my pinky so I was able to play.

[Booney]

My right index finger.

I can't even hold a pen.

These Endone tablets are awesome tho

Typing one handed must be a bitch too

He might be using his dictaphone.

It doesn't matter what he's putting to his phone, does it?

[carey]

My right index finger.

I can't even hold a pen.

These Endone tablets are awesome tho

I guess you're not playing then, mine was my pinky so I was able to play.

Unfortunately no mate I won't be able to play. We had Lockleys away as well so my day was planned. Play at Lockleys straight to Adelaide oval to hopefully watch us beat the Hawks by under a kick.

Now it'll be a dozen red cans watching us play Lockleys listening to the mrs winge that I'm drinking to much then go to Adelaide oval.

[Lightning McQueen]

My right index finger.

I can't even hold a pen.

These Endone tablets are awesome tho

I guess you're not playing then, mine was my pinky so I was able to play.

Unfortunately no mate I won't be able to play. We had Lockleys away as well so my day was planned. Play at Lockleys straight to Adelaide oval to hopefully watch us beat the Hawks by under a kick.

Now it'll be a dozen red cans watching us play Lockleys listening to the mrs winge that I'm drinking to much then go to Adelaide oval.

Then drink some more there!

[carey]

Correct LM.

I'll catch up with Boon and Failed Creation pre game for a bevy.

[gadj1976]

Belle Gibson

Selfish bitch.

[The Ash Man]

The company I've just met with. Bastards, gave a bloke no chance.

Bring in a smoking hottie who smelt absolutely amazing, was friendly and informative.

I've got no idea what the **** I just purchased, or indeed how much I paid for it.

Well played men, well played.

What type of business were they in?

Interstate and international freight logistics.

Let me guess. They were from Kerry's??

[Booney]

Nope.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Footy tips
5/9

[Spargo]

Footy tips
5/9

Me - 3/9