Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

A chick at work fully caught me checking out another chick here, she wasn't discreet about it either.............Oooops!

she is just jealous you weren't checking her out!

She's only human.

[Lightning McQueen]

A chick at work fully caught me checking out another chick here, she wasn't discreet about it either.............Oooops!

she is just jealous you weren't checking her out!

She's only human.

She works for our company but is generally based interstate, it's their mistake for putting her right near me.

[HH3]

A chick at work fully caught me checking out another chick here, she wasn't discreet about it either.............Oooops!

she is just jealous you weren't checking her out!

She's only human.

She works for our company but is generally based interstate, it's their mistake for putting her right near me.

Yeah if she didnt wanna be checked out at work, she would stay at home like a woman should, hey!


**Just started watching Mad Men**

[Lightning McQueen]

Yeah if she didnt wanna be checked out at work, she would stay at home like a woman should, hey!


**Just started watching Mad Men**

I'm pretty lucky in that department hear but I wouldn't date with anyone I work with..............................or is it no one I work with would date me???

[mighty_tiger_79]

lets change the word 'date' to a word which is what it is really all about!

[Booney]

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/sout ... 3908135332

The once-feared Magpies player told reporters it was a combination he had previously worn during a protest at Parliament House.

“This item is known as a gazunder, it’s white enamel, commonly known to us common people, as pisspot.”, he said.

“I wore it on my head when last I attended the Parliament of this state.... because I was so disgusted.”

He told Magistrate Alfio Grasso he had also brought the central piece of evidence with him.

“This is the bucket that the water was in,” he said, indicating the faded red bucket he had carried into the building.

“The one under the tap that I’d been feeding the birds with for 20 years.”

Granger, 59, has pleaded not guilty to assaulting Mr Atkinson at Woodville Park on March 26.

As revealed by The Advertiser, the once-feared football strongman allegedly hurled a bucket of water over the Parliamentary Speaker, who was riding his bike.

For months, reporting of the case was prohibited by a suppression order imposed after Mr Atkinson claimed publicity would expose him to “undue hardship”.

In his witness statement, Mr Atkinson alleged the bucket was “three-quarters full” of water and “cascaded” over him after Granger threw it “in an underarm fashion”.

He claimed it was part of Granger’s “escalating” behaviour toward him, which dated back to 2008 and included an incident at a polling station.

Granger played more than 100 SANFL games with Port Adelaide from 1975 to 1982 and was known for his on-field violent streak.

He notoriously ended the career of Neville “Twiggy” Caldwell with a king hit in 1981, and knocked Graham Cornes down in similar fashion the following season.

Giving evidence today, Mr Atkinson said he had known Granger since 1988, when the footballer had done some work for then-Labor Party state secretary Terry Cameron.

He said that, since 2012, their relationship had been difficult and that Granger would often yell and shout at him when they encountered one another.

Mr Atkinson said he was letterboxing his electorate on his bike when Granger shouted abuse and tipped the water over him.

“His yelling was directed at me, something like, ‘Watch out’, I can’t be sure if he was swearing or not,” he said.

“He ran toward me and he unloaded the contents of the bucket on me.

“His shouting was directed at me but the narrative didn’t make very much sense to me.”

Mr Atkinson said that he suffered no injuries and neither his clothes nor his bike were damaged in the incident.

However, he said that the left-hand side of his body was soaked.

Granger declined to asked Mr Atkinson any questions in cross-examination.

“My defence is that I don’t have any questions to Mr Atkinson, I would rather not speak,” he said.

“I would rather not speak to anybody in this court.”

The court also heard evidence from Granger’s neighbour, Krystena Barron, who witnessed the incident.

She said she was alerted to an “almighty commotion” by Granger’s “bellowing”.

“I thought it was louder than usual, it can be a common occurence,” she said.

“I saw a distressed, red-faced cyclist with a phone next to his ear... My first thought was ‘good, someone is going to call the police’.

“He said ‘will you go witness’, and I said ‘definitely’.”

Ms Barron, who has lived next door to Granger since 1980, said Mr Atkinson was drenched but declined her offer of a towel.

She said the puddle made by the bucket was about four square metres.

Asked if she had heard what Granger said, she said it was “hard to catch the whole sentence” and that it “did not sound rational”.

Granger also declined to cross-examine Ms Barron. He asked the court to give consideration to four A3 pages of documents, calling it his defence.

He said those documents were to be read in conjunction with letters he had written to court and information that was “available in the system of governance of this state and Australia”.

Mr Grasso will hand down his verdict at 2.15pm today.

[JK]

Fair dinkum, what is the world coming to

[mighty_tiger_79]

as well as being humorous, also quite sad how he has declined in such a manner

[Booney]

Fair dinkum, what is the world coming to

Poor Mick, he had water "cascading" down his "soaked left side"....

[Spargo]

.

[Spargo]

"The puddle was about 4 square metres"

[Booney]

"The puddle was about 4 square metres"

How did he survive?

[Booney]

UPDATED :



FORMER football hardman David Granger, who attended court with an antique potty on his head, has been convicted of assaulting Parliamentary Speaker Michael Atkinson.
In the Port Adelaide Magistrates Court this afternoon, Granger was found guilty of one basic count of assault and placed on a two-year $1000 good behaviour bond.
Just before 10.30am, Granger arrived at the Port Adelaide Magistrates Court wearing thongs, rolled-up jeans, a duster jacket and a white antique potty on his head.

[Jim05]

The article in yesterday's Sunday Mail regarding the Crow's first ever game and where are they now. Tony McGuinness "Overseas running in a marathon" LOL

[Booney]

The article in yesterday's Sunday Mail regarding the Crow's first ever game and where are they now. Tony McGuinness "Overseas running in a marathon" LOL

As opposed to "Overseas, running"

[mighty_tiger_79]

he will be running a life long marathon worldwide

[HairyGiant]

Mcguinness was back in Adelaide a few months ago, he did look like someone who was on the run! Has something to do with an agency that Georgina runs??

[Lightning McQueen]

Sheila at work trying to put on her best sick voice, keeps forgetting to at times though.

[Footy Chick]

The birthday list at the bottom of the index page showing @JK turning 25 today.










BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Happy birthday you ol' bastard

[JK]

What can I say, 1997 was a good year