Things that give you the sh1ts

[Wedgie]

My post sounds like a disgruntled tap jocley?

Yes, yes it does, 100% it does and I'm clearly not the only person to see it that way.

If, as you say, it's just you getting the shits on with other people at the pub having a bet then maybe you should stay out of pubs.

People drink and bet at pubs, that's pretty much their core business.

Dude for the umpteenth time and 3 days later it was humour!
I really do apologise, I clearly overestimated some people on here and didn't realise so many people's were that sad that they'd take offence at it. My mistake.

Anyway, I'm so funny I should be on Red Faeces! Bwahahaha

[Booney]

A bartender walks into a bar and finds some customers wanting to buy and drink and some other customers wanting to put a bet on a race.

He cries.

The end.

[Wedgie]

A bartender walks into a bar and finds some customers wanting to buy and drink and some other customers wanting to put a bet on a race.

He cries.

The end.

No need to cry, I'm the only one in the front bar at the Hope Inn ATM.
Pale tastes a treat even after brushing my teeth 5 mins ago!

Ooh ooh hang on. I just ordered a schnitzel, I hope it's not crumby! Bwahahaha

[Lightning McQueen]

Two punters walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

[Wedgie]

The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”  
A time traveler walks into a bar.

Bwahahaha

[Wedgie]

The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.


Bwahahahaha

[nuggety goodness]

Two punters walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

2 Ricky Pontings and Joel Selwood?

[Pseudo]

The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”  
A time traveler walks into a bar.

Bwahahaha

Don'cha hate it when the time travellers abuse the betting facility?

[Lightning McQueen]

The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”  
A time traveler walks into a bar.

Bwahahaha

Don'cha hate it when the time travellers abuse the betting facility?

Not when they tell you who won the next race.

[Wedgie]

The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”  
A time traveler walks into a bar.

Bwahahaha

Don'cha hate it when the time travellers abuse the betting facility?

I had a time traveller in our dining room on Saturday. He liked the food so much he went back four seconds.
Bwahahah

[Booney]

The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”  
A time traveler walks into a bar.

Bwahahaha

Don'cha hate it when the time travellers abuse the betting facility?

Not when they tell you who won the next race.

He must have had inside info, it's the only way you can win on the races.

[Lightning McQueen]

He must have had inside info, it's the only way you can win on the races.

Ubet

[Wedgie]

The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”  
A time traveler walks into a bar.

Bwahahaha

Don'cha hate it when the time travellers abuse the betting facility?

Not when they tell you who won the next race.

He must have had inside info, it's the only way you can win on the races.

There's another way to get a small fortune from gambling on obscure races on a Tuesday though.
Start with a large fortune!
Bwahahaha

[mighty_tiger_79]

I sense an sa footy punting day at wedgies drinking pub....

[Wedgie]

I sense an sa footy punting day at wedgies drinking pub....

Make it the pub I work at as I work most weekends! Ideally a Saturday arvo when our punters club is on!
I think I've only worked two Saturday arvos in the front bar though, normally gaming or dining for me as I'm overqualified for the front bar. I ****** up there as I love working in the front bar.
Only got my shifts till next Sunday at this stage and no front bar gigs coming up, hopefully the week after!

Our front bar is tiny and like a bloody maze to get through though. I'd recommend Friday's there as its $4 pints! Same in the massive gaming/dining area too. Free raffles both days and Thursday's too. Come one, come all, best pub in town!

Plenty of sophisticated humour at both venues too! Bwahahaha

[heater31]

Useless ******* neighbours that reverse into your garage roller door rendering it useless!


oh well now all of the neighbours will be paying to fix it via the strata fees when the insurance claim is submitted.....

[carey]

To much chilli on my dog roll today, so I take some of the chili out and complete the roll absolutely beautiful as always. (Top end of churchill rd, although they are moving) but what shits me is forgetting I took the chilli out then rubbing an irritating eye.

Seriously don’t recommend chilli in the eye. Jesus it burnt.

[Corona Man]

To much chilli on my dog roll today, so I take some of the chili out and complete the roll absolutely beautiful as always. (Top end of churchill rd, although they are moving) but what shits me is forgetting I took the chilli out then rubbing an irritating eye.

Seriously don’t recommend chilli in the eye. Jesus it burnt.

Agreed. Bit like applying the extra strength Dencorub not washing your hands properly then going for a slash.... great balls of fire.

[The Dark Knight]

To much chilli on my dog roll today, so I take some of the chili out and complete the roll absolutely beautiful as always. (Top end of churchill rd, although they are moving) but what shits me is forgetting I took the chilli out then rubbing an irritating eye.

Seriously don’t recommend chilli in the eye. Jesus it burnt.

Agreed. Bit like applying the extra strength Dencorub not washing your hands properly then going for a slash.... great balls of fire.

Got to be real careful with heat gel/cream in that instance.

[Lightning McQueen]

To much chilli on my dog roll today, so I take some of the chili out and complete the roll absolutely beautiful as always. (Top end of churchill rd, although they are moving) but what shits me is forgetting I took the chilli out then rubbing an irritating eye.

Seriously don’t recommend chilli in the eye. Jesus it burnt.

Near that skate park thingy?