Things that give you the sh1ts

[Magellan]

you're a car mate... This doesn't apply to you

Getting tyred of hearing that.

Wheely bad gag there, time for a brake.

[Spargo]

you're a car mate... This doesn't apply to you

Getting tyred of hearing that.

Wheely bad gag there, time for a brake.

He exhausted it to the limit. I know I don’t understand the full mechanics of it all, but surely it’s time to give it the boot & park it.

[Lightning McQueen]

He exhausted it to the limit. I know I don’t understand the full mechanics of it all, but surely it’s time to give it the boot & park it.

I'm going to take a back seat on this one, I wish you'd all get off my horn.

[Magellan]

He exhausted it to the limit. I know I don’t understand the full mechanics of it all, but surely it’s time to give it the boot & park it.

I'm going to take a back seat on this one, I wish you'd all get off my horn.

Always torquing about yourself - OMG, such a total air-bag. You've indicated you're going to dash. Off to the pub? You'll be piston half an hour.

[Footy Chick]

But it was raining. In Adelaide its a requirement to drive unnecessarily at 30km per hour, just because theres a little wet stuff on the road

We should compile a list of driving habits that shit FC :

People slowing down in the wet

Everyone should slow down a bit in the wet - however traffic comes to almost a stop just because it's raining? it's a bit extreme, considering. the speed limit set is actually supposed to be applied to rain, hail or shine as it's been deemed safe to do so.

If you really feel the need to drive at half the allocated speed limit, because you're not comfortable driving then perhaps stay off the roads until the rain stops

[Lightning McQueen]

Always torquing about yourself - OMG, such a total air-bag. You've indicated you're going to dash. Off to the pub? You'll be piston half an hour.

Sadly you are correct, already feeling quite numb and emotional from the Maggie Varcoe passing I have a funeral to attend today, I think that will be followed by a few beers at the pub.

[Wedgie]

I had no traffic issues after work but I do live 2 minutes away and it was 3am.

[Spargo]

He exhausted it to the limit. I know I don’t understand the full mechanics of it all, but surely it’s time to give it the boot & park it.

I'm going to take a back seat on this one, I wish you'd all get off my horn.

Always torquing about yourself - OMG, such a total air-bag. You've indicated you're going to dash. Off to the pub? You'll be piston half an hour.

I’ll leave the handbrake at home, one drink will wiper out (plus hopefully I’ll pick-up). If I’m getting on the gas then I’ll stay off the gear otherwise I’ll do my dash.

[Brodlach]

Anyone writing these puns is an absolute dipstick

[Lightning McQueen]

I’ll leave the handbrake at home, one drink will wiper out (plus hopefully I’ll pick-up). If I’m getting on the gas then I’ll stay off the gear otherwise I’ll do my dash.

You do live life in the fast lane.

[Lightning McQueen]

Anyone writing these puns is an absolute dipstick

I thought you were a neutral observer.

[Magellan]

I’ll leave the handbrake at home, one drink will wiper out (plus hopefully I’ll pick-up). If I’m getting on the gas then I’ll stay off the gear otherwise I’ll do my dash.

You do live life in the fast lane.

Well, he does like to Fly Like An Eagle on a big Jet Airliner.

[Pseudo]

People in general

Sorry

You will be (in a yoda voice)

"Be, you will."

[daysofourlives]

But it was raining. In Adelaide its a requirement to drive unnecessarily at 30km per hour, just because theres a little wet stuff on the road

We should compile a list of driving habits that shit FC :

People slowing down in the wet

Everyone should slow down a bit in the wet - however traffic comes to almost a stop just because it's raining? it's a bit extreme, considering. the speed limit set is actually supposed to be applied to rain, hail or shine as it's been deemed safe to do so.

If you really feel the need to drive at half the allocated speed limit, because you're not comfortable driving then perhaps stay off the roads until the rain stops

Correct me if im wrong but the speed limits are just that, the maximum speed in which you are allowed to travel. You may choose to drive slower than that if those speeds make you uncomfortable.

[Footy Chick]

Yes but there are circumstances in which you can actually be booked for driving too slow too.

(Not saying in the rain is one of them though)

[heater31]

But it was raining. In Adelaide its a requirement to drive unnecessarily at 30km per hour, just because theres a little wet stuff on the road

We should compile a list of driving habits that shit FC :

People slowing down in the wet

Everyone should slow down a bit in the wet - however traffic comes to almost a stop just because it's raining? it's a bit extreme, considering. the speed limit set is actually supposed to be applied to rain, hail or shine as it's been deemed safe to do so.

If you really feel the need to drive at half the allocated speed limit, because you're not comfortable driving then perhaps stay off the roads until the rain stops

Anyone read that Japanese bloke article that studied ants and how they don't run into each other and apply that to traffic flow? Tried it last night on ANZAC Hwy heading to the city.....it ******* worked, no issues from Glenelg to West Terrace

[Grenville]

I’ll leave the handbrake at home, one drink will wiper out (plus hopefully I’ll pick-up). If I’m getting on the gas then I’ll stay off the gear otherwise I’ll do my dash.

You do live life in the fast lane.

Well, he does like to Fly Like An Eagle on a big Jet Airliner.

Personally, I'm going to Take it Easy with the Witchy Woman at home this evening, if I try to Take it to the Limit it'll only end up in a Heartache Tonight.

[bennymacca]

But it was raining. In Adelaide its a requirement to drive unnecessarily at 30km per hour, just because theres a little wet stuff on the road

We should compile a list of driving habits that shit FC :

People slowing down in the wet

Everyone should slow down a bit in the wet - however traffic comes to almost a stop just because it's raining? it's a bit extreme, considering. the speed limit set is actually supposed to be applied to rain, hail or shine as it's been deemed safe to do so.

If you really feel the need to drive at half the allocated speed limit, because you're not comfortable driving then perhaps stay off the roads until the rain stops

sounds like you need to learn a little patience tbh

[whufc]

16 shots getting fired at my 9 and 7 year olds next door neighbours house

They really need to come up and live with me.

[Brodlach]

They ok? That’s horrible