Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:48 am

Booney wrote:
Monday - Everything happens for a reason mate, it might not be apparent now but it will reveal itself to you one day. Perhaps the new role may have tipped the work/life balance in the wrong direction and it's not for you, right now.

Tuesday - Meh, money comes, money goes and the dickheads across the road have had it coming for a while.

Wednesday - Always here for a yap if you want mate....

Cheers mate, I'll dust myself off and go again, I am in a second chance draw to get another spot that opened up that will still be a promotion, it's just a kick in the balls when you miss out on something that you know that you would've excelled at.

Yeah, Tuesday wasn't the end of the world, was just a bit of a "here we go again" thing, I had a pretty good day after that anyway and there were no cars near my driveway last night when I got home or this morning, we've decided to move anyway so they wont be my problem anymore soon.

And thank you, I'll push through the week and make the most of the weekend.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:51 am

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Thursday. Has a Quaddie on Oaks day, gets up and collects $332k. Big night


Friday. Goes to work and tells the boss to shove his promotion, walks out the door with a smile on your dial straight for a beer and a counter lunch

Inspirational, Sportsbet opening up as we type.

Our horse is in the 2nd at Morphettville Saturday so I'm sure he'll bring me some relief.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:54 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Our horse is in the 2nd at Morphettville Saturday so I'm sure he'll bring me some relief.


Seen the opening price?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:54 am

Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Our horse is in the 2nd at Morphettville Saturday so I'm sure he'll bring me some relief.


Seen the opening price?


Yeah, was $3.40 yesterday, spewing.

How pissed do you think I am now at the first ride?

I knew we wouldn't see them odds again.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:20 am

People expecting me to write off stock when they cant find it.

Then because I wont do it, go look for myself and find it in 10 seconds (even though they're the ones that put it away), they get shirty because they look like idiots.

Its happened constantly for years. One time one of the old store man threatened to fight me because "You think you're better than me! You always have to be right!"....

As @Footy Chick would say.....dumb c**ts,
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:33 am

I'm not sure who this other footy chick is, but she sure has a mouth like a sailor....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:42 pm

Call a client, hear noises in the background, ask if he is out of the office, yep in my boat 2km off Hardwicke Bay, you should be here! FFS
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sat Nov 10, 2018 7:32 pm

The movie Grease on TV... the girls have command of the remote... FFS!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:22 pm

Corona Man wrote:The movie Grease on TV... the girls have command of the remote... FFS!

Tv bedroom??
Dont they realize that Rory and Serg are out there...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:26 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:The movie Grease on TV... the girls have command of the remote... FFS!

Tv bedroom??
Dont they realize that Rory and Serg are out there...

I’m headed that way soon...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:02 pm

Vets Cricket today.

Chopped on (bowled) for 15.
Team made 199 off 36 overs and the other mob chased them down with 3 balls to spare.
Dropping a tough-ish chance at point late in the game.
Drinking VB after the game, even though they were freebies.


But worst of all..... chopping on from the bowling of a POM.... a stinking ******* POM!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sun Nov 11, 2018 9:06 pm

Corona Man wrote:Vets Cricket today.

Chopped on (bowled) for 15.
Team made 199 off 36 overs and the other mob chased them down with 3 balls to spare.
Dropping a tough-ish chance at point late in the game.
Drinking VB after the game, even though they were freebies.


But worst of all..... chopping on from the bowling of a POM.... a stinking ******* POM!


Thats just put a minor setback on your Australian debut this summer
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Sun Nov 11, 2018 9:19 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Vets Cricket today.

Chopped on (bowled) for 15.
Team made 199 off 36 overs and the other mob chased them down with 3 balls to spare.
Dropping a tough-ish chance at point late in the game.
Drinking VB after the game, even though they were freebies.


But worst of all..... chopping on from the bowling of a POM.... a stinking ******* POM!


Thats just put a minor setback on your Australian debut this summer

Yep drinking VB will do that to you
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:24 am

Corona Man wrote:The movie Grease on TV... the girls have command of the remote... FFS!

When I was about 12 my old man walked in the lounge and seen my older brother and I watching it, he took the video out of the VCR, put it on the floor, stomped on it once, left it there and said "You are never watching that shit in my house ever again" then walked off, grabbed a beer out the fridge and lit a dart.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sheik Yerbouti » Mon Nov 12, 2018 5:15 pm

Good man, I put a knife through a soccer ball with a similar statement
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:21 am

Sheik Yerbouti wrote:Good man, I put a knife through a soccer ball with a similar statement

Are you Maxy Walker????

He goes off when his lad is kicking a soccer ball around.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Nov 13, 2018 10:50 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Sheik Yerbouti wrote:Good man, I put a knife through a soccer ball with a similar statement

Are you Maxy Walker????

He goes off when his lad is kicking a soccer ball around.


Isn't he dead?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 13, 2018 10:55 am

Footy Chick wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Sheik Yerbouti wrote:Good man, I put a knife through a soccer ball with a similar statement

Are you Maxy Walker????

He goes off when his lad is kicking a soccer ball around.


Isn't he dead?

Different one, one that the Sheik will know well.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:10 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:19 am

Are you still FB friends with your ex?

Best way to move forward is delete all the shit you have on there with her, other chicks pick up on it too and think you're still holding on.
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