Things that give you the sh1ts

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Bum Crack wrote:Having time off over Christmas and New Year and having to spend the majority of time at home under the air conditioner because it was too hot to do anything else. Missus and I are looking at having a White Christmas next year. Time for a change.


Do it.

I've had two, and it actually feels like a real Christmas.

Mrs. C. says Christmas here doesn't feel festive at all; she likens it to just another family BBQ.

If you're going to North America, go to mid-eastern Canada. It will no doubt be less packed than the touristy places like Whistler, Banff etc.

I highly recommend Ottawa and Toronto. In the former, you can skate on the Rideau Canal during the winter.
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Pantry moths
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DOC wrote:Pantry moths

The pantry moth traps available from the supermarket shelf work a treat.
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Work place bum sniffing (arse licking) pricks that need to get a life :!!
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Pseudo wrote:
DOC wrote:Pantry moths

The pantry moth traps available from the supermarket shelf work a treat.


Thanks
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DOC wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
DOC wrote:Pantry moths

The pantry moth traps available from the supermarket shelf work a treat.


Thanks

and just to prove the point:
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shoe boy wrote:Work place bum sniffing (arse licking) pricks that need to get a life :!!


Agreed, I am not one of those people either. Told my boss a while back he looked like the product of Colonel Sanders fu**ing one of his chickens.
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DOC wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
DOC wrote:Pantry moths

The pantry moth traps available from the supermarket shelf work a treat.


Thanks

Pantry moths if present have usually nested in something let open, they love nuts of any sort to breed up on.
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Found them in the oats. Oats gone and no further sign of them.
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DOC wrote:Found them in the oats. Oats gone and no further sign of them.

Bingo.
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****** up relatives who I'd removed from our life surfacing again and wanting to rekindle a relationship.

I've told you before and I'll tell you again, just **** off, feral junkie ****.
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DOC wrote:Pantry moths

Our last house was terrible for that, the amount of food we threw out trying to eradicate them, we ended up having to leave heaps of stuff in the fridge once opened.
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Mrs C going on a diet. Which, by default, means I am now on one too.

Cheese a dry crackers packed for lunch..... eff that I went a grabbed a pie!
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Corona Man wrote:Mrs C going on a diet. Which, by default, means I am now on one too.

Cheese a dry crackers packed for lunch..... eff that I went a grabbed a pie!

Surely it couldn't hurt??? :lol:
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Mrs C going on a diet. Which, by default, means I am now on one too.

Cheese a dry crackers packed for lunch..... eff that I went a grabbed a pie!

Surely it couldn't hurt??? :lol:

It gets worse... beer is out.... BEER!!!
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Do what I do...copious amounts of exercise which allows copious amounts of the bad stuff
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Corona Man wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Mrs C going on a diet. Which, by default, means I am now on one too.

Cheese a dry crackers packed for lunch..... eff that I went a grabbed a pie!

Surely it couldn't hurt??? [emoji38]

It gets worse... beer is out.... BEER!!!
Beer is 80% water....
Id be seeking either
A) marriage counsellor
B) divorce lawyer
C) pub on the way home from work to quench the thirst!

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MW wrote:Do what I do...copious amounts of exercise which allows copious amounts of the bad stuff


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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Mrs C going on a diet. Which, by default, means I am now on one too.

Cheese a dry crackers packed for lunch..... eff that I went a grabbed a pie!

Surely it couldn't hurt??? [emoji38]

It gets worse... beer is out.... BEER!!!
Beer is 80% water....
Id be seeking either
A) marriage counsellor
B) divorce lawyer
C) pub on the way home from work to quench the thirst!

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B was threatened!

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