Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Apr 26, 2019 12:19 pm

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Dutchy wrote:Had a great weekend on the footy punt, but it couldl have been so much better.

Sunday I had a bet of $150 on Crows scoring more than 95 points, after the 1st quarter and Gold Coast playing a great pressure game I was offered a cash out of $50 which I took as I thought losing $100 was better than $150, as soon as I pressed the button it started raining goals :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol:


I had a 22 leg SGM yesterday, my failed legs were Gunston and Bruest needed to score a goal each and Scully needed 20 possessions, he got 19.

Out of all the other crap I put in there I thought them two would definitely score in a shoot out, was ony $5 @ $351's.

No crap, they're pretty simple if you don't wanna be too greedy, now you can bet on just kicking one goal and only needing 20 touches.



I read this earlier so I had a 9 leg SGM in today’s game @$158

Andrew f**king McGarth didn’t get 20 touches. Got my $5.41 back as a bonus bet.


Ouch, I did a 16 legger yesterday but when I checked it I mustn’t have pressed confirm, just as well because I had Collingwood at the line and needed Varcoe to kick a goal, all my disposal bets reached their mark.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Apr 26, 2019 12:31 pm

HH3 wrote:Back at work after being off since the 12th.

Must be bloody hard getting up for one day in a row.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Fri Apr 26, 2019 2:22 pm

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HH3 wrote:Back at work after being off since the 12th.


That’s shit for all of us...


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Fri May 03, 2019 3:00 pm

Two things

Someone calling me ‘champ’ on the phone


Closest bank is a BankSA, needed some change for work ($60 of$2 coins). Can’t do it because I don’t bank with them.

Why I ask. “You’re holding up the line if your not a customer”

I said “3 tellers on and I’m the ONLY person on my side of the glass. Who am I holding up?”

Would have flipped the bench if it wasn’t bolted to the floor

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Fri May 03, 2019 3:43 pm

Brodlach wrote:Two things

Someone calling me ‘champ’ on the phone


Closest bank is a BankSA, needed some change for work ($60 of$2 coins). Can’t do it because I don’t bank with them.

Why I ask. “You’re holding up the line if your not a customer”

I said “3 tellers on and I’m the ONLY person on my side of the glass. Who am I holding up?”

Would have flipped the bench if it wasn’t bolted to the floor

Wankers


that would be so annoying buddy.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Fri May 03, 2019 4:00 pm

:finga: :finga:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Fri May 03, 2019 4:02 pm

You actually said ' Who am I holding up?" in a bank?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Fri May 03, 2019 4:10 pm

DOC wrote:You actually said ' Who am I holding up?" in a bank?

Haha yeah I did. Hadn’t thought of that
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Fri May 03, 2019 4:15 pm

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DOC wrote:You actually said ' Who am I holding up?" in a bank?

Haha yeah I did. Hadn’t thought of that


maybe that's what got them offside matey
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Fri May 03, 2019 4:28 pm

Brodlach wrote:Two things

Someone calling me ‘champ’ on the phone


Closest bank is a BankSA, needed some change for work ($60 of$2 coins). Can’t do it because I don’t bank with them.

Why I ask. “You’re holding up the line if your not a customer”

I said “3 tellers on and I’m the ONLY person on my side of the glass. Who am I holding up?”

Would have flipped the bench if it wasn’t bolted to the floor

Wankers


As a BankSA customer, I'm glad they basically told you to f**k off.

Stop holding me up, c**t.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Fri May 03, 2019 4:34 pm

HH3 wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Two things

Someone calling me ‘champ’ on the phone


Closest bank is a BankSA, needed some change for work ($60 of$2 coins). Can’t do it because I don’t bank with them.

Why I ask. “You’re holding up the line if your not a customer”

I said “3 tellers on and I’m the ONLY person on my side of the glass. Who am I holding up?”

Would have flipped the bench if it wasn’t bolted to the floor

Wankers


As a BankSA customer, I'm glad they basically told you to f**k off.

Stop holding me up, c**t.


I’ll fight you
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Fri May 03, 2019 4:34 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:
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DOC wrote:You actually said ' Who am I holding up?" in a bank?

Haha yeah I did. Hadn’t thought of that


maybe that's what got them offside matey

Maybe bruiser
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Fri May 03, 2019 4:41 pm

Brodlach wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Two things

Someone calling me ‘champ’ on the phone


Closest bank is a BankSA, needed some change for work ($60 of$2 coins). Can’t do it because I don’t bank with them.

Why I ask. “You’re holding up the line if your not a customer”

I said “3 tellers on and I’m the ONLY person on my side of the glass. Who am I holding up?”

Would have flipped the bench if it wasn’t bolted to the floor

Wankers


As a BankSA customer, I'm glad they basically told you to f**k off.

Stop holding me up, c**t.


I’ll fight you


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Fri May 03, 2019 4:51 pm

HH3 wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Two things

Someone calling me ‘champ’ on the phone


Closest bank is a BankSA, needed some change for work ($60 of$2 coins). Can’t do it because I don’t bank with them.

Why I ask. “You’re holding up the line if your not a customer”

I said “3 tellers on and I’m the ONLY person on my side of the glass. Who am I holding up?”

Would have flipped the bench if it wasn’t bolted to the floor

Wankers


As a BankSA customer, I'm glad they basically told you to f**k off.

Stop holding me up, c**t.


I’ll fight you


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri May 03, 2019 5:06 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Fri May 03, 2019 5:46 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Fri May 03, 2019 7:30 pm

HH3 wrote:Relax, FC

You shut up ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Mon May 06, 2019 12:37 pm

Been fighting a head cold the past few days. Gave into it this morning and am now at the GP waiting to see the doctor. I rarely go to the doctors but every time I go the appointments are always running a half hour behind... FFS.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Mon May 06, 2019 12:50 pm

Corona Man wrote:Been fighting a head cold the past few days. Gave into it this morning and am now at the GP waiting to see the doctor. I rarely go to the doctors but every time I go the appointments are always running a half hour behind... FFS.

Vomit in the waiting room and be miraculously bumped to the head of the queue.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Mon May 06, 2019 12:52 pm

Corona Man wrote:Been fighting a head cold the past few days. Gave into it this morning and am now at the GP waiting to see the doctor. I rarely go to the doctors but every time I go the appointments are always running a half hour behind... FFS.


I have a specialist doctor thats notorious for running late. Can book his first appointment of a morning and he can still be 1.5hrs late.
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