Armchair expert wrote:People with umbrellas, bloody dangerous.
Was my dearly departed great-Aunt's weapon of choice at the football, a gentle prod with the bottom of the 'brolly to some dirty Norwood or Sturt chap making comments unbecoming of one of her Port Adelaide boys. Either that or a Mintie from her pocket sent in the direction of the gentleman in question. If all else failed, pulling ones bowler hat down over ones ears wasn't out of the question.
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