Do you reckon he went back to his room and put a big red line through her nameBooney wrote:https://10daily.com.au/entertainment/tv/a190627whknb/im-a-gemini-introducing-the-ladies-vying-for-this-years-bachelor-20190627
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Things that make you laugh
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My new Mantra - I am no longer available to things and people that make me feel like shit
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Maybe, maybe not. Might have her pegged to check his breathalyzer.Footy Chick wrote:Do you reckon he went back to his room and put a big red line through her nameBooney wrote:https://10daily.com.au/entertainment/tv/a190627whknb/im-a-gemini-introducing-the-ladies-vying-for-this-years-bachelor-20190627
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Marbles, he must have two brains, you cant be that stupid with one 
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Watching Krygios play tennis. He is so talented but a huge knob rolled into one!
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On the topic of rolling huge knobs, Tomic the Wank Engine bundled out of Wimbledon in under an hour.BoundaryRider84 wrote:Watching Krygios play tennis. He is so talented but a huge knob rolled into one!
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I'm a celebrity, get me outta here.Magellan wrote:On the topic of rolling huge knobs, Tomic the Wank Engine bundled out of Wimbledon in under an hour.BoundaryRider84 wrote:Watching Krygios play tennis. He is so talented but a huge knob rolled into one!
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Anyone see his press conference?BoundaryRider84 wrote:Watching Krygios play tennis. He is so talented but a huge knob rolled into one!
What a wanker.
The journos were baiting him but still........
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Dont take any notice of him these days, but how does he even get into the tournament these days? Surely his form isnt that good?Magellan wrote:On the topic of rolling huge knobs, Tomic the Wank Engine bundled out of Wimbledon in under an hour.BoundaryRider84 wrote:Watching Krygios play tennis. He is so talented but a huge knob rolled into one!
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Tennis is a bit like the celebrity race at the old F1 Grand Prix - they have a spot available for a member of the public to compete, and Tomic just happens to be really, really lucky.Dutchy wrote:Dont take any notice of him these days, but how does he even get into the tournament these days? Surely his form isnt that good?Magellan wrote:On the topic of rolling huge knobs, Tomic the Wank Engine bundled out of Wimbledon in under an hour.BoundaryRider84 wrote:Watching Krygios play tennis. He is so talented but a huge knob rolled into one!
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For some reason I like Nick
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What about in tennis?Brodlach wrote:For some reason I like Nick
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I've always liked Kygrios & he is spot on with a lot of things he says whether people agree with him or not.
Tomic is going to struggle now to get into the grand slams. Is out of the top 100 now & struggles to win matches even in the 'lesser' tournaments on tour. He will be down to 200-300 in the world in no time & no one will hear of him again except when Fox Sports are low for content & pull out a story from no where.
It's actually pissed me off quite a bit with all the outrage over the tennis last night with 7. I was lucky as I have fox so i was able to watch Kygrios & Barty at the same time & flick between the 2.
But i don't get how everyone is cracking it that they chose Nick over Ash on the coverage. Kygrios & Thompson started at 7.30 & Ash 9,30. When Ash was starting, the Kygrios & Thompson match was at a critical stage & in the middle of the match + very entertaining. Do they expect 7 to just stop showing that match & flick it across to Barty when people had been watching the mens for the last 2 hrs.
I suppose all the outcry is from the do-gooders that sit and bag Nick all day long but love Federer & Murray & the likes despite the tempers they had/have.
Tomic is going to struggle now to get into the grand slams. Is out of the top 100 now & struggles to win matches even in the 'lesser' tournaments on tour. He will be down to 200-300 in the world in no time & no one will hear of him again except when Fox Sports are low for content & pull out a story from no where.
It's actually pissed me off quite a bit with all the outrage over the tennis last night with 7. I was lucky as I have fox so i was able to watch Kygrios & Barty at the same time & flick between the 2.
But i don't get how everyone is cracking it that they chose Nick over Ash on the coverage. Kygrios & Thompson started at 7.30 & Ash 9,30. When Ash was starting, the Kygrios & Thompson match was at a critical stage & in the middle of the match + very entertaining. Do they expect 7 to just stop showing that match & flick it across to Barty when people had been watching the mens for the last 2 hrs.
I suppose all the outcry is from the do-gooders that sit and bag Nick all day long but love Federer & Murray & the likes despite the tempers they had/have.
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Kyrgios is a ******* knob and doesn't deserve any air time. Australia have a female who is number 1 in the world. Focus on her game and the less we see of that other muppet the better,bertiebeatle wrote:I've always liked Kygrios & he is spot on with a lot of things he says whether people agree with him or not.
Tomic is going to struggle now to get into the grand slams. Is out of the top 100 now & struggles to win matches even in the 'lesser' tournaments on tour. He will be down to 200-300 in the world in no time & no one will hear of him again except when Fox Sports are low for content & pull out a story from no where.
It's actually pissed me off quite a bit with all the outrage over the tennis last night with 7. I was lucky as I have fox so i was able to watch Kygrios & Barty at the same time & flick between the 2.
But i don't get how everyone is cracking it that they chose Nick over Ash on the coverage. Kygrios & Thompson started at 7.30 & Ash 9,30. When Ash was starting, the Kygrios & Thompson match was at a critical stage & in the middle of the match + very entertaining. Do they expect 7 to just stop showing that match & flick it across to Barty when people had been watching the mens for the last 2 hrs.
I suppose all the outcry is from the do-gooders that sit and bag Nick all day long but love Federer & Murray & the likes despite the tempers they had/have.
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How about ch7 slowing both... surely they have enough channels to get it done
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Very good point. I hate watching it but more so if that flog is playing.Dutchy wrote:Its tennis, Im surprised anyone really cares....
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Having a temper is different from being a flog. Cant recall Federer or Murray ever throwing chairs onto the courtbertiebeatle wrote:I've always liked Kygrios & he is spot on with a lot of things he says whether people agree with him or not.
Tomic is going to struggle now to get into the grand slams. Is out of the top 100 now & struggles to win matches even in the 'lesser' tournaments on tour. He will be down to 200-300 in the world in no time & no one will hear of him again except when Fox Sports are low for content & pull out a story from no where.
It's actually pissed me off quite a bit with all the outrage over the tennis last night with 7. I was lucky as I have fox so i was able to watch Kygrios & Barty at the same time & flick between the 2.
But i don't get how everyone is cracking it that they chose Nick over Ash on the coverage. Kygrios & Thompson started at 7.30 & Ash 9,30. When Ash was starting, the Kygrios & Thompson match was at a critical stage & in the middle of the match + very entertaining. Do they expect 7 to just stop showing that match & flick it across to Barty when people had been watching the mens for the last 2 hrs.
I suppose all the outcry is from the do-gooders that sit and bag Nick all day long but love Federer & Murray & the likes despite the tempers they had/have.
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Prize or Salary?Brodlach wrote:Dave from Alberton picking up his weekly prize on 5AA
And what was it this time?
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