Another week another round of confusion, another round of carnage before we even look at our sides. Injuries have always been a part of the game and this year we've got the added bonus of COVID suspensions. On the injured list so far we can write off Howe for the year, Stewart for quite a while and Fyfe for the next couple of weeks. All of these guys are SuperCoach relevant and many coaches will have two of these guys...haven't heard of anyone with all three yet though.
Add to that the oddly named and featured Steele Sidebottom has COVID'd himself out of selection for a yet to be determined amount of games after his adventures with Lynden 'good story' Dunn. Then you get the clowns who get themselves suspended for hitting fragile Carlton footballers like the worried lesbian Silvangi. As game as Silvangi was with his after slug comment, Zerrett is out and a few people still believe in him so yet another SC relevant player bites the dust.
All fun and games boyos until someone loses and eye and that's half a chance the way this wacky season has gone....Dixon has come the closest so far because of his 'crappy contact lenses'. FFS Dickko....release the moths!
regards,
REB