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Booney wrote:He out yet?

Must be, I dropped my surveillance but now the other door is shut.
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Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I was thinking they'd pull the pin


They may well have been if they’d been in there that long...


There's been some dunny floggers in the factory over the years here apparently.
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^for a moment there LM, I thought you meant that some of your colleagues had actually stolen the crappers from work.

I was struggling both in terms of motive, and how such a burglary could be executed discreetly.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I was thinking they'd pull the pin


They may well have been if they’d been in there that long...


There's been some dunny floggers in the factory over the years here apparently.


There's been at least one at every place I've worked at.
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Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I was thinking they'd pull the pin


They may well have been if they’d been in there that long...


There's been some dunny floggers in the factory over the years here apparently.


There's been at least one at every place I've worked at.

And one less after you left?
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Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I was thinking they'd pull the pin


They may well have been if they’d been in there that long...


There's been some dunny floggers in the factory over the years here apparently.


There's been at least one at every place I've worked at.

Coincidence?
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I set 'em up, you all knock 'em down. :D
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Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:There's been at least one at every place I've worked at.

Coincidence?

He's self employed.
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RB wrote:^for a moment there LM, I thought you meant that some of your colleagues had actually stolen the crappers from work.

I was struggling both in terms of motive, and how such a burglary could be executed discreetly.


:lol: :lol:
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Booney wrote:
There's been some dunny floggers in the factory over the years here apparently.


There's been at least one at every place I've worked at.[/quote]

LOL. Reminds me of when I worked in the Optus building on South Tce, we had a messy pooer who we dubbed the phantom. Every day, between 9 and 12 he'd 'Strike', leaving a trail of destruction.

We staked that thing out constantly but could never catch him. We eventually narrowed it down to a fella named Vince in the office across from us.

It was disgusting but also the source of some major laughs.
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MatteeG wrote:
LOL. Reminds me of when I worked in the Optus building on South Tce, we had a messy pooer who we dubbed the phantom. Every day, between 9 and 12 he'd 'Strike', leaving a trail of destruction.

We staked that thing out constantly but could never catch him. We eventually narrowed it down to a fella named Vince in the office across from us.

It was disgusting but also the source of some major laughs.

We've had some major investigations knowing there is a rat amongst us, I'm usually the one that enters the toilet and then immediately walks out and calls out "who's the pig that graffitied the toilet?"

It's unbelievable knowing how much some people are on and how big their house is yet that can't clean the bowl after throwing down a slider.
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So to summarise this page

Peoples shits are giving you mob the shits!
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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am Bays wrote:So to summarise this page

Peoples shits are giving you mob the shits!

shit yeah.
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27 days straight of 27° and the day ( Saturday ) the old cricket club has it's past players day is pisses down all morning and with both sides going nowhere up or down the ladder regardless of results the game is called off as Mrs Boon drops me and a mate off, we see the skippers shake hands and walk off.
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Another day, another protest in Adelaide to clog up the streets.
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Jim05 wrote:Another day, another protest in Adelaide to clog up the streets.

Gluing themselves to the ground?
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Jim05 wrote:Another day, another protest in Adelaide to clog up the streets.


Where is this one?

Watching the cricket from KRO and could hear all sorts of noise in the background
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Dutchy wrote:
Jim05 wrote:Another day, another protest in Adelaide to clog up the streets.


Where is this one?

Watching the cricket from KRO and could hear all sorts of noise in the background

Must be a women's one then.
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Dutchy wrote:
Jim05 wrote:Another day, another protest in Adelaide to clog up the streets.


Where is this one?

Watching the cricket from KRO and could hear all sorts of noise in the background
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They did the same in that intersection of Flinders St station in Melbourne today

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