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by **The Dark Knight** » Tue Aug 31, 2021 9:32 pm

Delivery truck had a nasty

by **locky801** » Tue Aug 31, 2021 10:50 pm

stench coming from the rear

by **Hazbeen** » Wed Sep 01, 2021 10:03 am

Doors, it might be the

by **locky801** » Wed Sep 01, 2021 10:29 am

direction the wind was blowing

by **Hazbeen** » Fri Sep 03, 2021 1:41 am

Or the fart I dropped

by **locky801** » Fri Sep 03, 2021 2:33 am

when the mrs was obviously

by **Hazbeen** » Fri Sep 03, 2021 3:26 pm

very unimpressed with my behaviour

by **locky801** » Fri Sep 03, 2021 4:37 pm

but i was only showing

by **Hazbeen** » Fri Sep 03, 2021 5:00 pm

my appreciation for her cooking

by **locky801** » Fri Sep 03, 2021 5:35 pm

those brussel sprouts which grew

by **Failed Creation** » Sun Sep 05, 2021 8:43 am

in intensity with every bite

by **locky801** » Sun Sep 05, 2021 10:23 am

which made their stomachs churn

by **Failed Creation** » Sun Sep 12, 2021 9:20 am

, but if you could just

by **locky801** » Sun Sep 12, 2021 10:13 am

get used of the taste

by **DOC** » Sun Sep 12, 2021 11:45 am

then you could swallow the

by **locky801** » Sun Sep 12, 2021 2:33 pm

thing in one load then

by **DOC** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 1:32 pm

wash it down with a

by **locky801** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 5:11 pm

bottle of expensive scotch which

by **DOC** » Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:37 pm

should not be mixed with

by **locky801** » Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:47 pm

methylated spirits because if smoking

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