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Re: What The F***

Postby stan » Sun Sep 26, 2021 2:59 pm

Brodlach wrote:Someone mowing their lawn at 6:40 on a Sunday
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Read my reply. It is directed at you because you have double standards
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Re: What The F***

Postby Wedgie » Sun Sep 26, 2021 3:19 pm

Brodlach wrote:Someone mowing their lawn at 6:40 on a Sunday

The death penalty should be brought in for that.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Pseudo » Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:26 pm

Heard a commotion out front so looked through the window... there are four ducks having a gang-bang (three on one; basically a ducky gang rape) right on the front doorstep.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Wedgie » Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:38 pm

Pseudo wrote:Heard a commotion out front so looked through the window... there are four ducks having a gang-bang (three on one; basically a ducky gang rape) right on the front doorstep.

Poor thing, I bet she had a sore quack afterwards.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Spargo » Sun Sep 26, 2021 6:30 pm

Armchair expert wrote:
Spargo wrote:Coke No Sugar changing taste, why???
It’s now f#cking horrible.


Curiosity got the best of me, its flat and shit

It tastes like they’ve added ginger & cloves.
I got a heap of the old stock yesterday & will be on the hunt again tomorrow.
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Re: What The F***

Postby whufc » Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:38 am

Had my first Coke Zero on the weekend in about 3-4 years.

Drank it and thought this is shit...….how did I ever like this rubbish.

Then read on here its a new taste.....make sense.
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Re: What The F***

Postby MW » Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:43 am

Wedgie wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Someone mowing their lawn at 6:40 on a Sunday

The death penalty should be brought in for that.


If they find the need to mow their lawn at 6.40 Sunday morning, I think they're dead inside already
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Re: What The F***

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Oct 22, 2021 11:59 am

WTF just flew along the coast at semaphore??? Thought the Chinese were about to attack???
Interrupted my peaceful lunch break

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Re: What The F***

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Oct 22, 2021 12:28 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:WTF just flew along the coast at semaphore??? Thought the Chinese were about to attack???
Interrupted my peaceful lunch break

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Did your 5G implant pick it up?
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Re: What The F***

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Oct 22, 2021 12:29 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:WTF just flew along the coast at semaphore??? Thought the Chinese were about to attack???
Interrupted my peaceful lunch break

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Did your 5G implant pick it up?
Nah the implants picked up the Chinese War , I mean container ships though

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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Fri Oct 22, 2021 1:07 pm

You don't get 5G straight away, the nanobots have to reassemble in your frontal lobe and take over your cognitive thinking first.
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Re: What The F***

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Oct 22, 2021 1:10 pm

Booney wrote:You don't get 5G straight away, the nanobots have to reassemble in your frontal lobe and take over your cognitive thinking first.



I’m still waiting for a bigger dick that AMBays said would happen!
Only reason I got vaccinated.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Oct 22, 2021 1:12 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:You don't get 5G straight away, the nanobots have to reassemble in your frontal lobe and take over your cognitive thinking first.



I’m still waiting for a bigger dick that AMBays said would happen!
Only reason I got vaccinated.


You need the dual purpose Pfizer for that
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Re: What The F***

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Oct 22, 2021 1:17 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:You don't get 5G straight away, the nanobots have to reassemble in your frontal lobe and take over your cognitive thinking first.



I’m still waiting for a bigger dick that AMBays said would happen!
Only reason I got vaccinated.


You need the dual purpose Pfizer for that


Oh I see……… I got the AZ jab and I think it’s shrunk!
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Fri Oct 22, 2021 1:20 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:You don't get 5G straight away, the nanobots have to reassemble in your frontal lobe and take over your cognitive thinking first.



I’m still waiting for a bigger dick that AMBays said would happen!
Only reason I got vaccinated.


You don't get a bigger dick, you become a bigger dick. ;)

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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Nov 17, 2021 7:38 am

Cruising along Port Wakefield Road doing about 92-93 when a car pulls across into the right lane doing around 80 then hits the skids as the lights went orange causing me to lock my car up stopping about an inch short of them.

I thought it was a bloke wearing a hi-vis shirt so I went to get out to say good morning to them but them realized it was a woman so I had to just sit there shaking my head.

There are f***** idiots on there every day, the amount that do that in front of trucks is astounding.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Psyber » Wed Nov 17, 2021 11:34 pm

whufc wrote:Had my first Coke Zero on the weekend in about 3-4 years.

Drank it and thought this is shit...….how did I ever like this rubbish.

Then read on here its a new taste.....make sense.


I've always preferred Pepsi Max...
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Re: What The F***

Postby gazzamagoo » Thu Nov 18, 2021 8:45 am

Psyber wrote:
whufc wrote:Had my first Coke Zero on the weekend in about 3-4 years.

Drank it and thought this is shit...….how did I ever like this rubbish.

Then read on here its a new taste.....make sense.


I've always preferred Pepsi Max...


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Re: What The F***

Postby DOC » Thu Nov 18, 2021 9:15 am

Dover?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 18, 2021 9:45 am

gazzamagoo wrote:
Psyber wrote:
whufc wrote:Had my first Coke Zero on the weekend in about 3-4 years.

Drank it and thought this is shit...….how did I ever like this rubbish.

Then read on here its a new taste.....make sense.


I've always preferred Pepsi Max...


His name is Ben

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