Things that give you the sh1ts

[Brodlach]

3 games of cricket on the box

Aust/Eng
NZ/India
SA/Qld

raining at all of them FFS

First world problems

[locky801]

went to the Doctors today for my 6 monthly, Doctor, everything ok is it, me yeah not bad, need my usual scripts, scripts printed off, handed over, see you in 6 months,

Out to reception, $90.00 later walk out the door, entered Doctors surgery at 2.58pm for 3.00pm appointment, left Doctors rooms at 3.06pm

Get home, check scripts 2 missing

[amber_fluid]

went to the Doctors today for my 6 monthly, Doctor, everything ok is it, me yeah not bad, need my usual scripts, scripts printed off, handed over, see you in 6 months,

Out to reception, $90.00 later walk out the door, entered Doctors surgery at 2.58pm for 3.00pm appointment, left Doctors rooms at 3.06pm

Get home, check scripts 2 missing

Hopefully you got the script for viagra?

[Jimmy_041]

went to the Doctors today for my 6 monthly, Doctor, everything ok is it, me yeah not bad, need my usual scripts, scripts printed off, handed over, see you in 6 months,

Out to reception, $90.00 later walk out the door, entered Doctors surgery at 2.58pm for 3.00pm appointment, left Doctors rooms at 3.06pm

Get home, check scripts 2 missing

Maybe you pay more for not having to sit around for 40 minutes waiting for them to stroll out with no thought of an apology?

Ring the surgery and ask them to get him to e-script then to you

[Lightning McQueen]

went to the Doctors today for my 6 monthly, Doctor, everything ok is it, me yeah not bad, need my usual scripts, scripts printed off, handed over, see you in 6 months,

Out to reception, $90.00 later walk out the door, entered Doctors surgery at 2.58pm for 3.00pm appointment, left Doctors rooms at 3.06pm

Get home, check scripts 2 missing

Prospect Medical Centre bulk bills, Dr Jack Mudaliah is brilliant, tells it how it is. He'll only refer you to specialists that bulk bill too.

[Armchair expert]

Fuel prices

way too cheap

[Vamos]

Wisdom teeth removal - Had 2 pulled out last Thursday and had to go back today and re-up on painkillers. I've had a dislocated ankle and a broken arm before and would rather that pain everyday of the week. Deadset shit pain.

[Lightning McQueen]

Wisdom teeth removal - Had 2 pulled out last Thursday and had to go back today and re-up on painkillers. I've had a dislocated ankle and a broken arm before and would rather that pain everyday of the week. Deadset shit pain.

They couldn't pull mine so they got the ole hammer and chisel to smash them then pull the pieces out. I had pieces of tooth working their way through the inside of my gum for about 18 months after that.

The noises and the vision of the dentist straddled over me still scares me......................and then there was the extraction.

[Armchair expert]

Then the even more painful bit, paying the bill

[Vamos]

Wisdom teeth removal - Had 2 pulled out last Thursday and had to go back today and re-up on painkillers. I've had a dislocated ankle and a broken arm before and would rather that pain everyday of the week. Deadset shit pain.

They couldn't pull mine so they got the ole hammer and chisel to smash them then pull the pieces out. I had pieces of tooth working their way through the inside of my gum for about 18 months after that.

The noises and the vision of the dentist straddled over me still scares me......................and then there was the extraction.

Brutal. One of mine didn't want to play either, had the gob open for nearly 2 hours.

[Spargo]

Wisdom teeth removal - Had 2 pulled out last Thursday and had to go back today and re-up on painkillers. I've had a dislocated ankle and a broken arm before and would rather that pain everyday of the week. Deadset shit pain.

They couldn't pull mine so they got the ole hammer and chisel to smash them then pull the pieces out. I had pieces of tooth working their way through the inside of my gum for about 18 months after that.

The noises and the vision of the dentist straddled over me still scares me......................and then there was the extraction.

Brutal. One of mine didn't want to play either, had the gob open for nearly 2 hours.

Soooooooo many lines…

[Brodlach]

Let’s just have a couple Spargo

[Pseudo]

Then the even more painful bit, paying the bill

I had a tooth cut out by an oral surgeon in August.

He's started sending me SMSes asking me to make an appointment to discuss an implant. $$$

This despite him telling me it would take at least 6 months for the bone to heal sufficiently.

Business must be slim.

[Vamos]

Wisdom teeth removal - Had 2 pulled out last Thursday and had to go back today and re-up on painkillers. I've had a dislocated ankle and a broken arm before and would rather that pain everyday of the week. Deadset shit pain.

They couldn't pull mine so they got the ole hammer and chisel to smash them then pull the pieces out. I had pieces of tooth working their way through the inside of my gum for about 18 months after that.

The noises and the vision of the dentist straddled over me still scares me......................and then there was the extraction.

Brutal. One of mine didn't want to play either, had the gob open for nearly 2 hours.

Soooooooo many lines…

Yep much appreciation for the ladies of Pornhub.....and the men, if that's your viewing bias

[Jimmy_041]

House sold next door about 6 months ago
Lady gyno and 2 kids moved in
The husband is "away"

He was certainly was!

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-08-16/cardiologist-with-child-abuse-material-to-spend-year-in-jail/100379918?utm_campaign=abc_news_web&utm_content=link&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_source=abc_news_web

Needless to say the street isn't happy

[amber_fluid]

House sold next door about 6 months ago
Lady gyno and 2 kids moved in
The husband is "away"

He was certainly was!

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-08-16/cardiologist-with-child-abuse-material-to-spend-year-in-jail/100379918?utm_campaign=abc_news_web&utm_content=link&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_source=abc_news_web

Needless to say the street isn't happy

What a sicko!
Hope he gets what he deserves in the big house!

[Jimmy_041]

House sold next door about 6 months ago
Lady gyno and 2 kids moved in
The husband is "away"

He was certainly was!

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-08-16/cardiologist-with-child-abuse-material-to-spend-year-in-jail/100379918?utm_campaign=abc_news_web&utm_content=link&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_source=abc_news_web

Needless to say the street isn't happy

What a sicko!
Hope he gets what he deserves in the big house!

Probably moved from Hawthorn to escape his notoriety
The Burnside blue rinse set are not going to cut him any slack

[Mr Beefy]

House sold next door about 6 months ago
Lady gyno and 2 kids moved in
The husband is "away"

He was certainly was!

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-08-16/cardiologist-with-child-abuse-material-to-spend-year-in-jail/100379918?utm_campaign=abc_news_web&utm_content=link&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_source=abc_news_web

Needless to say the street isn't happy

She cant be a very good gyno if she doesnt even recognise I cu*t when she sees one.

[gadj1976]

Test matches not starting on a Saturday.

[whufc]

Test matches not starting on a Saturday.

Have they ever started on a Saturday......?

My recollection has been that other than the boxing day and new years test most aussie tests have always (in my lifetime) started Thursday or Fridays.