Things that make you laugh

[Corona Man]

Dave from Alberton on fire at 6.10am

Son off on his footy trip today meant a 5.30am wake up (usually 7.30) so I put the radio on and I cop that!!!

Some photos from the footy trip have already made its way to us, god knows how they will go at the Cox Plate tomorrow

What happens at the Cox Plate, stays at the Cox Plate.

[Eagles2014]

Dave from Alberton on fire at 6.10am

Won the prize again today, $100 dumpling voucher. Politician you most want to hear on radio - Bob Katter

[mighty_tiger_79]

Dave from Alberton on fire at 6.10am

Won the prize again today, $100 dumpling voucher. Politician you most want to hear on radio - Bob Katter

Email been sent to ACMA about staff winning prizes

[gadj1976]

OK lets dig deeper...

Carlton in 2003 got Pick 2 from AFL, after 7 wins in 2 years, the previous 2 years they won 30 out of 44 games and made finals in both years.

In 2004 they win 10 games, yet in 2005 they get Pick 1 (Marc Murphy) and 2007 another Pick 1 (Matt Kruezer)

Thats 2 #1 picks and a pick #2 in 5 years and people are losing their minds over us getting #19 & #20????

2009 Melbourne got #1 by having a better period than we have had.

I could go on

"Draft picks do not maketh the team"

Anyway, I'm happy for North to get pick 3 and I'm a Carlton fan (last I checked).

I still think the AFL who gave us sanctions in 2002 where we missed out on Goddard or Daniel Wells, went easy on us in 2003 - hence the odd looking stat above.

Those other years, we finished 16th in 2005, 16th in 2006 and 15th in 2007. Pretty much the same as North in the last three years - apart from it being an 18 team comp.

[Dutchy]

Lets not forget Pick 3 isn't a priority pick, ours were 18 & 19 - compared to other clubs like Carlton who got them in the top 3

[Jimmy_041]

Hamas need a new PR team

[Spargo]

That public drunkenness is no longer a crime in Melbourne, taking effect as of today - Cup Day

[Corona Man]

That public drunkenness is no longer a crime in Melbourne, taking effect as of today - Cup Day

One less thing to worry about!

[locky801]

That public drunkenness is no longer a crime in Melbourne, taking effect as of today - Cup Day

Few decades behind the times it seems

[dedja]

Optus

[MW]

Optus

Literally moved all three of my kids mobiles to Optus this month...you're welcome

[Jimmy_041]

That public drunkenness is no longer a crime in Melbourne, taking effect as of today - Cup Day

Few decades behind the times it seems

Should cut the Court's waiting time in half

A good night out

Drunk & Disorderly
Resisting Arrest
Abusive Language

[Dutchy]

Telstra sending out an email today titled "Helping you to keep connected"

[amber_fluid]

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[Wedgie]

Kmart has been forced to pull a new Christmas buy from stores across Australia following backlash from the Jewish community.

The Australian Jewish Association took aim at the retail giant over the release of its $4 Christmas “ham bag”, which features the slogan “Merry Ham-Mas.”

[Brodlach]

Kmart has been forced to pull a new Christmas buy from stores across Australia following backlash from the Jewish community.

The Australian Jewish Association took aim at the retail giant over the release of its $4 Christmas “ham bag”, which features the slogan “Merry Ham-Mas.”

I saw that yesterday, if it wasn’t pointed out I would never have made the connection

[RB]

I would never have made the connection either. Surely more attention has been drawn to it now than would have otherwise?

[dedja]

I’m surprised they haven’t tried to shutdown the Gaza footy club … oh, hang on

[gazzamagoo]

That public drunkenness is no longer a crime in Melbourne, taking effect as of today - Cup Day

Few decades behind the times it seems

Should cut the Court's waiting time in half

A good night out

"Drunk & Disorderly
Resisting Arrest
Abusive Language"

That was my charge after the opening match of the 1983 season, WA v CD

[Jim05]

AFL making a big song and dance about the fixture release today and then releasing the 2023 fixtures before realising their mistake and taking it down.
Dare say the work experience kid will cop it