Things that make you laugh

[Spargo]

Just delivered a tv to an older fella, must’ve been 80. He asked me to bring it in to his lounge room. Randy ol’ bastard had a topless cleaner only wearing a g-string dusting the couch

Old mate did the right thing and invited you in for a look

He knew exactly what he was doing..,

[Booney]

Look lad, I don't have it in me* anymore, but you?

[Booney]

Need a hand setting up the surround sound mate?

[Spargo]

I might add, she had a great body, with excellent assets - a solid 8/10

[dedja]

I might add, she had a great body, with excellent assets - a solid 8/10

Should have re-negotiated the delivery charge.

[Trader]

I might add, she had a great body, with excellent assets - a solid 8/10

Did you grab her details.
LM has been looking for a new cleaner now the kids won't help out on Sundays....

[Booney]

How's the new TV @Lightning McQueen?

[Lightning McQueen]

How's the new TV @Lightning McQueen?

I’m just about to mount it against the wall

[PatowalongaPirate]

How's the new TV @Lightning McQueen?

I’m just about to mount it against the wall

Nice, where is the TV going?

[dedja]

How's the new TV @Lightning McQueen?

I’m just about to mount her against the wall

EFA

[amber_fluid]

How's the new TV @Lightning McQueen?

I’m just about to mount it against the wall

Hope the kid’s tidied up first so you can make a mess

[Lightning McQueen]

I kid you not, was chatting with a friend last night who has a new set of cans, after I while I suggested that she Uber over wearing only jacket, 45 minutes later I had a knock on the door.

And she complimented me about how tidy I keep my house

[wenchbarwer]

I kid you not, was chatting with a friend last night who has a new set of cans, after I while I suggested that she Uber over wearing only jacket, 45 minutes later I had a knock on the door.

And she complimented me about how tidy I keep my house

Were they as good as advertised?

[Lightning McQueen]

I kid you not, was chatting with a friend last night who has a new set of cans, after I while I suggested that she Uber over wearing only jacket, 45 minutes later I had a knock on the door.

And she complimented me about how tidy I keep my house

Were they as good as advertised?

Yeah, not a huge fan though, they have no give, they don’t even flatten any while laying back

[amber_fluid]

I kid you not, was chatting with a friend last night who has a new set of cans, after I while I suggested that she Uber over wearing only jacket, 45 minutes later I had a knock on the door.

And she complimented me about how tidy I keep my house

Were they as good as advertised?

Yeah, not a huge fan though, they have no give, they don’t even flatten any while laying back

Did ya little Willy get lost in them?

[Lightning McQueen]

Did ya little Willy get lost in them?

Carn man, this a family show.

[wenchbarwer]

I kid you not, was chatting with a friend last night who has a new set of cans, after I while I suggested that she Uber over wearing only jacket, 45 minutes later I had a knock on the door.

And she complimented me about how tidy I keep my house

Were they as good as advertised?

Yeah, not a huge fan though, they have no give, they don’t even flatten any while laying back

Gravity can be a good thing at times, it'd be a little disconcerting they're still standing while she's lying down

[Lightning McQueen]

Gravity can be a good thing at times, it'd be a little disconcerting they're still standing while she's lying down

Hard to explain without being rude

[wenchbarwer]

Gravity can be a good thing at times, it'd be a little disconcerting they're still standing while she's lying down

Hard to explain without being rude

No need to explain, been there before

[Booney]

Gravity can be a good thing at times, it'd be a little disconcerting they're still standing while she's lying down

Hard to explain without being rude

No need to explain, been there before

You know her too?

Weird Wednesday on here.