What The F***

[dedja]

Always make sure you feed your dog before you have a fatal heart attack … with your shoes on.

[Lightning McQueen]

What does a toe, or any other body part go for on the black market?

Asking for a friend!

Wouldn't mind a bigger willy

[dedja]

What does a toe, or any other body part go for on the black market?

Asking for a friend!

Wouldn't mind a bigger willy

Black as well …

[Lightning McQueen]

What does a toe, or any other body part go for on the black market?

Asking for a friend!

Wouldn't mind a bigger willy

Black as well …

[dedja]

Well left …

[mots02]

:shock:

A former animal shelter worker has owned up to her attempt at selling human remains on the black market after they were coughed up by a dog surrendered following its owner’s death.

Lilydale mum Joanna Kathlyn Kinman will plead guilty to a single charge of offensive conduct involving human remains when her case returns to court on March 17.

Her lawyer Rainer Martini appeared before the Ringwood Magistrates’ Court on Monday to indicate her guilty plea and that a forensic psychologist was being sought to provide insight into her actions.

“The court may be interested in looking at the avenue with regard to why my client thought this was appropriate behaviour,” Mr Martini said.

Police allege Ms Kinman was volunteering at a shelter in the Yarra Ranges when a dog vomited up a toe and other remains last February.

She is accused of putting the body parts into a jar with the intention of selling them on the black market.

The dog was surrendered to the shelter after the death of his owner, whose name is suppressed.

The man died of natural causes before his foot was chewed up by his pet, it’s understood.

Ms Kinman was arrested in February following a tip off to local detectives.

She was released without charge but remained under close police scrutiny.

The woman was charged with offensive conduct involving human remains in August following a six-month criminal investigation.

The full details of her crime will be publicly aired for the first time in March.

Medical reports from Ms Kinman’s counsellor and doctor will be submitted to the court for consideration.

The ex-animal refuge worker faces up to two years’ imprisonment for her actions.

The court heard the prosecution were “not keen” on the defence’s proposal for a diversion, which would enable Ms Kinman to avoid a criminal conviction.

“It’s possibly unlikely that they would agree to it given the informant is not too keen on the idea, apparently,” Mr Martini said.

The shelter – which cannot be identified for legal reasons – confirmed Ms Kinman is no longer associated with them.

New definition of coughing up a lung

[dedja]

What sick faarkers …


https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/truecrim ... e7974292f8

Police urge caution on Southern Expressway bike paths after wire strung across pathways

Cyclists have been injured and bikes damaged after two serious incidents on bike paths along the Southern Expressway.

Police are warning cyclists using bike paths along the Southern Expressway at Noarlunga Downs to be on the lookout for dangerous obstacles.
It comes after two “serious incidents”.

At 6.20am on Friday, January 10, three male cyclists reported to police that wire had been strung across the bike path near the Poznan Path foot bridge.

The hazardous wire had been removed from a fence and tied to a tree.

Riding at 35km/h they struck the wire and came off their bicycles. Two of the cyclists suffered minor injuries and all three bikes were severely damaged.

At 6.45am on Monday January 13, a female cyclist riding along the bike path between Honeypot Rd and Beach Rd struck a fence wire that had been strung across the path.

She escaped injury, but her bicycle was also badly damaged.

Police are asking anyone with any information to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000.

[Dutchy]

Happened a few years back also

[Spargo]

What sick faarkers …


https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/truecrim ... e7974292f8

Police urge caution on Southern Expressway bike paths after wire strung across pathways

Cyclists have been injured and bikes damaged after two serious incidents on bike paths along the Southern Expressway.

Police are warning cyclists using bike paths along the Southern Expressway at Noarlunga Downs to be on the lookout for dangerous obstacles.
It comes after two “serious incidents”.

At 6.20am on Friday, January 10, three male cyclists reported to police that wire had been strung across the bike path near the Poznan Path foot bridge.

The hazardous wire had been removed from a fence and tied to a tree.

Riding at 35km/h they struck the wire and came off their bicycles. Two of the cyclists suffered minor injuries and all three bikes were severely damaged.

At 6.45am on Monday January 13, a female cyclist riding along the bike path between Honeypot Rd and Beach Rd struck a fence wire that had been strung across the path.

She escaped injury, but her bicycle was also badly damaged.

Police are asking anyone with any information to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000.

18 year old man from Noarlunga Downs arrested & charged with 4 counts of endangering life. He was refused bail.

[MW]

There is a local lad on Youtube doing a series of "notorious" suburbs in Adelaide, where he walks around the sketchy areas of certain suburbs, and he recently did one for Noarlunga and this area (near Honeypot rd), and one of his comments was in the past people would put wire across bike paths like this. I wonder if it has triggered this knob to try it.

[dedja]

FFS, What is wrong with these people?

[locky801]

FFS, What is wrong with these people?

Braindead to much of the illegal stuff, killing their brains

[PatowalongaPirate]

https://www.smh.com.au/national/cruise- ... 5l6bd.html

[DOC]

Made up crap from people who feel the need to be outraged where no outrage exists.

[Lightning McQueen]

:shock:
https://www.smh.com.au/national/cruise- ... 5l6bd.html

I think they've been on the cones if they think they look like snow cones.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Fill in manager rolls up.
Tells me I need to take a holiday. I have too many hours......
Then proceeds to say they need to put a plan in place to replace me interesting choice of words I said to him

[The Bedge]

https://www.adelaidefooty.com.au/our-team



Wow.. just wow.

[dedja]

Fill in manager rolls up.
Tells me I need to take a holiday. I have too many hours......
Then proceeds to say they need to put a plan in place to replace me interesting choice of words I said to him

Did you get a nice payout?

[wenchbarwer]

https://www.adelaidefooty.com.au/our-team



Wow.. just wow.

Surely they've been hacked...

[dedja]

at least there’s no dic pics ...