Things that give you the sh1ts

[Armchair expert]

Getting the sniffles ffs

Can't shake it, was getting better earlier in the week now I have self diagnosed laryngitis ffs

[mighty_tiger_79]

Getting the sniffles ffs

Can't shake it, was getting better earlier in the week now I have self diagnosed laryngitis ffs

Dr Google?

[Armchair expert]

Getting the sniffles ffs

Can't shake it, was getting better earlier in the week now I have self diagnosed laryngitis ffs

Dr Google?

Dr. Chatgpt

[Jimmy_041]

Sunday lunches and nil discipline

[Armchair expert]

I'm about to murder this prick using a mechanical keyboard.

[Booney]

I'm about to murder this prick using a mechanical keyboard.

How long have you been in my office?

[Lightning McQueen]

How long have you been in my office?

Stalkers.

Thats a nice blue shirt you're wearing today Boon

Thank you. What do you think of our bathroom renovations?

[stan]

I'm about to murder this prick using a mechanical keyboard.

Ah, these keyboards. Seem to be very hip for some reason. There are a few in our office and I'm not sure what the hype is besides the noise.

[dedja]

I'm about to murder this prick using a mechanical keyboard.

Ah, these keyboards. Seem to be very hip for some reason. There are a few in our office and I'm not sure what the hype is besides the noise.

A fella I worked with years ago used to religiously pull all the keys off to clean them so I changed the top line from QWERTY to GET F*CKED

[Jim05]

Go around the other side of the world and taking photos of the World War 2 monument in Washington only to bump into Penny Wong and KRudd. Had to bite my tongue when he shook my hand. I did comment that Penny is a good Adelaide girl and he laughed and said Adelaide girl maybe but not sure about good.

[Lightning McQueen]

Go around the other side of the world and taking photos of the World War 2 monument in Washington only to bump into Penny Wong and KRudd. Had to bite my tongue when he shook my hand. I did comment that Penny is a good Adelaide girl and he laughed and said Adelaide girl maybe but not sure about good.

Wonder what she's done wong?

[Jim05]

Go around the other side of the world and taking photos of the World War 2 monument in Washington only to bump into Penny Wong and KRudd. Had to bite my tongue when he shook my hand. I did comment that Penny is a good Adelaide girl and he laughed and said Adelaide girl maybe but not sure about good.

Wonder what she's done wong?

They both laughed at it so I’m guessing just a bit of a joke

[Mr Beefy]

Go around the other side of the world and taking photos of the World War 2 monument in Washington only to bump into Penny Wong and KRudd. Had to bite my tongue when he shook my hand. I did comment that Penny is a good Adelaide girl and he laughed and said Adelaide girl maybe but not sure about good.

Wonder what she's done wong?

They both laughed at it so I’m guessing just a bit of a joke

The penny hasn't dropped with Jim

[Lightning McQueen]

They both laughed at it so I’m guessing just a bit of a joke

The penny hasn't dropped with Jim

To his defence he is currently 13.5 hours behind us.

[Booney]

Go around the other side of the world and taking photos of the World War 2 monument in Washington only to bump into Penny Wong and KRudd. Had to bite my tongue when he shook my hand. I did comment that Penny is a good Adelaide girl and he laughed and said Adelaide girl maybe but not sure about good.

Wonder what she's done wong?

They both laughed at it so I’m guessing just a bit of a joke

The penny hasn't dropped with Jim

When it does drop he can pick up those names when he bends down.

[dedja]

Go around the other side of the world and taking photos of the World War 2 monument in Washington only to bump into Penny Wong and KRudd. Had to bite my tongue when he shook my hand. I did comment that Penny is a good Adelaide girl and he laughed and said Adelaide girl maybe but not sure about good.

LOL, that’s gold.

[Pseudo]

I'm about to murder this prick using a mechanical keyboard.

Using a keyboard? Wouldn't it be easier to strangle him?

[mots02]

Go around the other side of the world and taking photos of the World War 2 monument in Washington only to bump into Penny Wong and KRudd. Had to bite my tongue when he shook my hand. I did comment that Penny is a good Adelaide girl and he laughed and said Adelaide girl maybe but not sure about good.

Did you call Kev a pea heart?

[amber_fluid]

Australia post.
Expecting a parcel today.
Get an email and text saying they tried to deliver it but no one home.
I work from home and have cameras.
Nope no you didn’t.
They sent me a photo of a truck blocking MY driveway apparently

Not my house or street ya dickhead!

Nice try!
Rang Aust Post(**** that took ages) and ol mate is suppose to be delivering back later today

I’ll greet him at the driveway!!

[dedja]

Unfortunately happens all the time … the pricks are lazy faarkers.

Good on you for catching them out.