Things that give you the sh1ts

[Booney]

Exactly.

"Like a frightened turtle"

[Lightning McQueen]

Stinking hot one morning last summer I get out of bed and go and jump straight in the pool starkers.

The neighbour is out farting around in the yard and hears me jump in, sticks his head over the fence and I quickly swim towards him and lean against the edge as we have a yarn. I start shivering at one point and he says "Mate, you should get out if you're that cold" I said "I can get out but you have to remember I've been in the pool".

"Righto, I'm off then"

I'd dare say a pool in my backyard would have it's implications.

[Lightning McQueen]

Ugly baby episode, probably the best one.

[wenchbarwer]

Stinking hot one morning last summer I get out of bed and go and jump straight in the pool starkers.

The neighbour is out farting around in the yard and hears me jump in, sticks his head over the fence and I quickly swim towards him and lean against the edge as we have a yarn. I start shivering at one point and he says "Mate, you should get out if you're that cold" I said "I can get out but you have to remember I've been in the pool".

"Righto, I'm off then"

I'd dare say a pool in my backyard would have it's implications.

That would be a separate book, all on it's own!

[heater31]

Some people are just plain weirdos, I had to rip some tomato plants out yesterday and put new ones in as well as changing over a few pots of other vegies and transplanting them in the garden bed.

I went out to do it once the weather started cooling and was just in my jocks and thongs, I hear some rusting going on and noticed the couple behind me were up putting netting over their fruit trees, the weirdos waved, said hello and continued on their merry way.

[emoji38]

Stinking hot one morning last summer I get out of bed and go and jump straight in the pool starkers.

The neighbour is out farting around in the yard and hears me jump in, sticks his head over the fence and I quickly swim towards him and lean against the edge as we have a yarn. I start shivering at one point and he says "Mate, you should get out if you're that cold" I said "I can get out but you have to remember I've been in the pool".

"Righto, I'm off then"

I had a similar experience to this just last night...

[Jimmy_041]

Yep - dedja vu here (although the neighbours cant see in)

[heater31]

Some people are just plain weirdos, I had to rip some tomato plants out yesterday and put new ones in as well as changing over a few pots of other vegies and transplanting them in the garden bed.

I went out to do it once the weather started cooling and was just in my jocks and thongs, I hear some rusting going on and noticed the couple behind me were up putting netting over their fruit trees, the weirdos waved, said hello and continued on their merry way.

[emoji38]

Stinking hot one morning last summer I get out of bed and go and jump straight in the pool starkers.

The neighbour is out farting around in the yard and hears me jump in, sticks his head over the fence and I quickly swim towards him and lean against the edge as we have a yarn. I start shivering at one point and he says "Mate, you should get out if you're that cold" I said "I can get out but you have to remember I've been in the pool".

"Righto, I'm off then"

I had a similar experience to this just last night...

Also whilst I'm here, I'm blaming the dog for the situation, as if the little **** didn't chew through the previous fast set pool I would not have accidentally bought a replacement that had a filter pump included. Necessitated further trips to bunnings for chemicals and cleaning equipment.

[Pseudo]

Yep - dedja vu here (although the neighbours cant see in)

You let @dedja have a vu?

[dedja]