I need to know....

[Lightning McQueen]

That answers the question of "Is she a good sort?"

She's pretty much my best friend and far better looking than I am.

[wenchbarwer]

That answers the question of "Is she a good sort?"

She's pretty much my best friend and far better looking than I am.

Look, some of my mates, that's a very, very low bar...

[amber_fluid]

That answers the question of "Is she a good sort?"

She's pretty much my best friend and far better looking than I am.

Look, some of my mates, that's a very, very low bar...

He’ll raise the bar*

[amber_fluid]

Since when does it take 7 business days(so 9 in total including this weekend) for a bank to clear another banks cheque into my account?

[Spargo]

Since when does it take 7 business days(so 9 in total including this weekend) for a bank to clear another banks cheque into my account?

Surely you know enough publicans to cash it at a pub?

[dedja]

Since when does it take 7 business days(so 9 in total including this weekend) for a bank to clear another banks cheque into my account?

When Banks are taking the piss and try to gaslight you into believing we still live in the stone age.

[amber_fluid]

Since when does it take 7 business days(so 9 in total including this weekend) for a bank to clear another banks cheque into my account?

When Banks are taking the piss and try to gaslight you into believing we still live in the stone age.

I actually said are you taking the piss to them
They said it’s always been 7 days as standard practise

[amber_fluid]

Since when does it take 7 business days(so 9 in total including this weekend) for a bank to clear another banks cheque into my account?

Surely you know enough publicans to cash it at a pub?

Not any that would ‘trust’ me

[dedja]

Since when does it take 7 business days(so 9 in total including this weekend) for a bank to clear another banks cheque into my account?

When Banks are taking the piss and try to gaslight you into believing we still live in the stone age.

I actually said are you taking the piss to them
They said it’s always been 7 days as standard practise

It also used to be standard practice once upon a time to defecate into a bucket and when full, leave it in the lane behind the house to be emptied, but times change.

[CENTURION]

Since when does it take 7 business days(so 9 in total including this weekend) for a bank to clear another banks cheque into my account?

When Banks are taking the piss and try to gaslight you into believing we still live in the stone age.

I actually said are you taking the piss to them
They said it’s always been 7 days as standard practise

It also used to be standard practice once upon a time to defecate into a bucket and when full, leave it in the lane behind the house to be emptied, but times change.

I just leave it on doorsteps.

[dedja]

And don’t bother with the bucket …

[Brodlach]

They use to swap cheques between banks every night in the city, perhaps things have changed now?

[dedja]

There is no place for cheques and fax machines in 2026.

[CENTURION]

And don’t bother with the bucket …

I put it in one of Norwood's brown paper bags.

[dedja]

And don’t bother with the bucket …

I put it in one of Norwood's brown paper bags.

Then set fire to it.

[amber_fluid]

Since when does it take 7 business days(so 9 in total including this weekend) for a bank to clear another banks cheque into my account?

When Banks are taking the piss and try to gaslight you into believing we still live in the stone age.

I actually said are you taking the piss to them
They said it’s always been 7 days as standard practise

It also used to be standard practice once upon a time to defecate into a bucket and when full, leave it in the lane behind the house to be emptied, but times change.

Yeah I’ll probably just wait the 7 business days