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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Wed Feb 25, 2026 3:29 pm

wenchbarwer wrote:I really, really don't understand the love for our red headed clown. Her voting record is abysmal, the things she's voted against contrast wildly with the crap she's been pedaling this election, and yet people conveniently ignore the fact she's purely in politics for the gravy train and to be a disruptor with little to no influence on policy.


Lack of an alternative? Its a race to the bottom and I think we are there.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RB » Wed Feb 25, 2026 3:31 pm

Armchair expert wrote:
Booney wrote:She went to Trumps Mar-A-Lago with Rinehart.

If anyone thinks she's for the battler they simply don't think.


Are any of them?


Probably not entirely.

However voting records differ markedly between different politicians and parties. Pauline's is about as 'pro-elite' as it can get.

What she says in Ipswich, and what she does on the floor of the Senate in Canberra, are two very different things.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Wed Feb 25, 2026 6:05 pm

Trying to withdraw money from your own account. "Sorry the local ANZ does not have a teller service"

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wenchbarwer » Thu Feb 26, 2026 8:25 am

Dutchy wrote:
wenchbarwer wrote:I really, really don't understand the love for our red headed clown. Her voting record is abysmal, the things she's voted against contrast wildly with the crap she's been pedaling this election, and yet people conveniently ignore the fact she's purely in politics for the gravy train and to be a disruptor with little to no influence on policy.


Lack of an alternative? Its a race to the bottom and I think we are there.


She's one of the main reasons why people draw dicks on their voting slips.

The Informal Party would probably hold the balance of power this election...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Thu Feb 26, 2026 8:53 am

wenchbarwer wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
wenchbarwer wrote:I really, really don't understand the love for our red headed clown. Her voting record is abysmal, the things she's voted against contrast wildly with the crap she's been pedaling this election, and yet people conveniently ignore the fact she's purely in politics for the gravy train and to be a disruptor with little to no influence on policy.


Lack of an alternative? Its a race to the bottom and I think we are there.


She's one of the main reasons why people draw dicks on their voting slips.

The Informal Party would probably hold the balance of power this election...


I suspect Pseudo has many reasons why he does this.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Thu Feb 26, 2026 10:28 am

dedja wrote:
wenchbarwer wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
wenchbarwer wrote:I really, really don't understand the love for our red headed clown. Her voting record is abysmal, the things she's voted against contrast wildly with the crap she's been pedaling this election, and yet people conveniently ignore the fact she's purely in politics for the gravy train and to be a disruptor with little to no influence on policy.


Lack of an alternative? Its a race to the bottom and I think we are there.


She's one of the main reasons why people draw dicks on their voting slips.

The Informal Party would probably hold the balance of power this election...


I suspect Pseudo has many reasons why he does this.

Naw, I just like drawing dicks.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Thu Feb 26, 2026 11:09 am

People who don't replace the empty toilet roll and leave full roll (after they've used it mind you) on the floor or ledge or anywhere else BESIDES WHERE IT IS SUPPOSED TO GO!!!
Step kids do it all the time....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Kahuna » Thu Feb 26, 2026 12:15 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:People who don't replace the empty toilet roll and leave full roll (after they've used it mind you) on the floor or ledge or anywhere else BESIDES WHERE IT IS SUPPOSED TO GO!!!
Step kids do it all the time....


Or leave 1 or 2 sheets on the old roll to eliminate the obligation to change it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Thu Feb 26, 2026 12:16 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:People who don't replace the empty toilet roll and leave full roll (after they've used it mind you) on the floor or ledge or anywhere else BESIDES WHERE IT IS SUPPOSED TO GO!!!
Step kids do it all the time....


Left on top of the empty is rage inducing
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mal » Thu Feb 26, 2026 10:19 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Fri Feb 27, 2026 12:19 am

woodublieve12 wrote:People who don't replace the empty toilet roll and leave full roll (after they've used it mind you) on the floor or ledge or anywhere else BESIDES WHERE IT IS SUPPOSED TO GO!!!
Step kids do it all the time....


That’s why we have 2 dunnies … the kiddies (now adults) can do whatever the faark they want in theirs, and they’re banned from even setting foot into our ensuite.

Adding to the sins others have posted, my cherubs leave all the empty rolls in there. :roll:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Feb 27, 2026 11:28 am

DOC wrote:Try Light Radiology. I have gotten in twice as a walk im. Bulk billed as well.


Highly recommend

Interesting how the surgeries are bagging them saying "you get what you pay for"
Apparently, kickbacks are illegal but it sure smells that way
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Sun Mar 01, 2026 5:33 pm

People driving into flood waters, looking at SA Scan this afternoon, the amount of rescues going on for people that have driven and got stuck in flood waters.

Time they were billed for the cost of being rescued, here it day in day out if its flooded keep out

Has cost one person has lost their life today regrettably
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Sun Mar 01, 2026 7:56 pm

locky801 wrote:People driving into flood waters, looking at SA Scan this afternoon, the amount of rescues going on for people that have driven and got stuck in flood waters.

Time they were billed for the cost of being rescued, here it day in day out if its flooded keep out

Has cost one person has lost their life today regrettably


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Mon Mar 02, 2026 11:23 am

dedja wrote:
locky801 wrote:People driving into flood waters, looking at SA Scan this afternoon, the amount of rescues going on for people that have driven and got stuck in flood waters.

Time they were billed for the cost of being rescued, here it day in day out if its flooded keep out

Has cost one person has lost their life today regrettably


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Mon Mar 02, 2026 11:26 am

A bloke on a motorcycle rides into the floods and drowns
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Mon Mar 02, 2026 3:45 pm

Needed some prescriptions for my daily medication done today so rang my local doctors to get them arranged.

Told my normal GP is booked out until middle/late April so i asked if someone else could do them and send them through to the pharmacy.

Got told i would have to make an appointment to see someone as my GP was not available so did that.

Walked in at 10.27am, seen by the Doctor (who was all good), asked what i wanted, hit a button, printed out 7 scripts and on my way by 10.35am

Cost $109.47, managed to get $43.90 back on medicare
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Mar 03, 2026 11:16 am

Went to OPSM to get replacement saftey glasses for work, I don't rate their testing technique highly and told them my eyes are tested with animation on tv screens yet I can read print from a distance well.
The do my test and tell me that I need to be wearing glasses while driving, I then booked into specsavers for a 2nd opinion as I think I can see and read well from a distance.
Done my test at Specsavers, asked about needing glasses for driving and the optometrist says "na mate, as long as you can read the tyop line, that is a pass, you can read the top two lines and you go 2/4 on the bottom line".
He then asked me if I was getting new glasses that visit, I asked if I really needed them and he said "I should say yes for the sale, but your old ones should still be fine if they're in good condition".
Happy about the result, bit annoyed with OPSM though, had me worried.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wenchbarwer » Tue Mar 03, 2026 11:19 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Went to OPSM to get replacement saftey glasses for work, I don't rate their testing technique highly and told them my eyes are tested with animation on tv screens yet I can read print from a distance well.
The do my test and tell me that I need to be wearing glasses while driving, I then booked into specsavers for a 2nd opinion as I think I can see and read well from a distance.
Done my test at Specsavers, asked about needing glasses for driving and the optometrist says "na mate, as long as you can read the tyop line, that is a pass, you can read the top two lines and you go 2/4 on the bottom line".
He then asked me if I was getting new glasses that visit, I asked if I really needed them and he said "I should say yes for the sale, but your old ones should still be fine if they're in good condition".
Happy about the result, bit annoyed with OPSM though, had me worried.


Only reason I've ever shopped at OPSM is to get good prescription sunnies, and I bring my own script from Specsavers
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Mar 03, 2026 11:52 am

wenchbarwer wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Went to OPSM to get replacement saftey glasses for work, I don't rate their testing technique highly and told them my eyes are tested with animation on tv screens yet I can read print from a distance well.
The do my test and tell me that I need to be wearing glasses while driving, I then booked into specsavers for a 2nd opinion as I think I can see and read well from a distance.
Done my test at Specsavers, asked about needing glasses for driving and the optometrist says "na mate, as long as you can read the tyop line, that is a pass, you can read the top two lines and you go 2/4 on the bottom line".
He then asked me if I was getting new glasses that visit, I asked if I really needed them and he said "I should say yes for the sale, but your old ones should still be fine if they're in good condition".
Happy about the result, bit annoyed with OPSM though, had me worried.


Only reason I've ever shopped at OPSM is to get good prescription sunnies, and I bring my own script from Specsavers

My work glasses are supplied free, otherwise I wouldn't even drive within a kilometre of Arndale.
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