Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

Wait, are you Brad Scott?

No, I have the occasional win.

[Lightning McQueen]

What do you guys do when you’re at the pub and the volume on the big screen is at 37.5?

Ask for them to change it, has to be divisible by 5.

37.5 divided by 5=7.5

[dedja]

What do you guys do when you’re at the pub and the volume on the big screen is at 37.5?

Ask for them to change it, has to be divisible by 5.

37.5 divided by 5=7.5

Can even be divided a couple more times for good measure …

[Armchair expert]

[Trader]

But still pay for boxed water when the tap is basically free.

[woodublieve12]

My missus buys boxed water. Literally the same as the tap

[Armchair expert]

+ the microwave rice where you pay quadruple for microplastic seasoning

and the takeaway coffee

[amber_fluid]

2min noodles were a luxury when I was a kid

[woodublieve12]

2min noodles were a luxury when I was a kid

those woolies (anywhere they sold them) cinnamon donuts were our home luxury. Massive $3

[amber_fluid]

2min noodles were a luxury when I was a kid

those woolies (anywhere they sold them) cinnamon donuts were our home luxury. Massive $3

They go alright in the microwave when they go stale

[Lightning McQueen]

Walked into our management meeting mid conversation this morning as two Poms were talking to each other, I managed to hear "They last 50 years in England" so I chimed in with "What's that, cakes of soap?".

Most laughed, two didn't.

[Lightning McQueen]

2min noodles were a luxury when I was a kid

What's your method?

I boil the noodles in a saucepan, drain the water, add the sachet and some cheese spread or grated cheese then mix in.

[amber_fluid]

2min noodles were a luxury when I was a kid

What's your method?

I boil the noodles in a saucepan, drain the water, add the sachet and some cheese spread or grated cheese then mix in.

Boil the kettle then tip the boiling water into the noodles in a bowl then microwave for 1 minute.
Drain then mix in the sachet

[Armchair expert]

Half sachet in water

Bit of season in the bottom of bowl

Scoop foam from saucepan into bowl

Add noodles to bowl with a bit of water

Add remaining seasoning on top

[Jimmy_041]

The standards in conversation are certainly lifting on here

[carey]

Boil the kettle
Noodles in a bowl
Water in, plate over the top
Drain water
Add Flavour.

Stir and good to go.

[wenchbarwer]

Boil noodles
Drain
Add sachet
Add Worcestershire sauce
Stir and demolish

[Lightning McQueen]

The standards in conversation are certainly lifting on here

Well ask Benson what he does?

[amber_fluid]

Boil noodles
Drain
Add sachet
Add Worcestershire sauce
Stir and demolish

Isn’t it too salty?

[wenchbarwer]

Boil noodles
Drain
Add sachet
Add Worcestershire sauce
Stir and demolish

Isn’t it too salty?

That's what makes it good