Married at first sight

[HH3]

I havent watched a second of this show, and after reading some of this, I don't think I need to.

[Lightning McQueen]

I havent watched a second of this show, and after reading some of this, I don't think I need to.

Entertainment plus, you'll appreciate your wife more

[Spangas]

It's comedy gold. They're even running with the same script from last season with a 'cheating scandal'.

[HH3]

Ill check it out from the start on 7Plus

[Lightning McQueen]

Ill check it out from the start on 7Plus

The weddings and receptions were the funniest things.

[Brodlach]

It's comedy gold. They're even running with the same script from last season with a 'cheating scandal'.

Don’t think they are scripted it’s just these are the type of people who are single in their 30’s and 40’s (not saying all but a fair portion only have themselves to blame)

[Lightning McQueen]

It's comedy gold. They're even running with the same script from last season with a 'cheating scandal'.

Don’t think they are scripted it’s just these are the type of people who are single in their 30’s and 40’s (not saying all but a fair portion only have themselves to blame)

Clearly Sam, Mike, Enis, Ning, Virgil, Liz, Melissa, Guru Swami, Mark, Cyrell, Jess and Mick are not cut out to be the relationship type, they are all single for a very good reason.

[Footy Chick]

It's comedy gold. They're even running with the same script from last season with a 'cheating scandal'.

Don’t think they are scripted it’s just these are the type of people who are single in their 30’s and 40’s (not saying all but a fair portion only have themselves to blame)

Clearly Sam, Mike, Enis, Ning, Virgil, Liz, Melissa, Guru Swami, Mark, Cyrell, Jess and Mick are not cut out to be the relationship type, they are all single for a very good reason.

That's a bit unfair on Mick, he's a farmer that's been paired with an insta model half his age. Given someone better suited to him, he'd probably go ok - his heart is in the right place.

I kinda like him actually

[HH3]

It's comedy gold. They're even running with the same script from last season with a 'cheating scandal'.

Don’t think they are scripted it’s just these are the type of people who are single in their 30’s and 40’s (not saying all but a fair portion only have themselves to blame)

Clearly Sam, Mike, Enis, Ning, Virgil, Liz, Melissa, Guru Swami, Mark, Cyrell, Jess and Mick are not cut out to be the relationship type, they are all single for a very good reason.

That's a bit unfair on Mick, he's a farmer that's been paired with an insta model half his age. Given someone better suited to him, he'd probably go ok - his heart is in the right place.

I kinda like him actually

Shoot em an email. Maybe you could be an "Intruder", Big Brother style.

[Booney]

It's comedy gold. They're even running with the same script from last season with a 'cheating scandal'.

Don’t think they are scripted it’s just these are the type of people who are single in their 30’s and 40’s (not saying all but a fair portion only have themselves to blame)

Clearly Sam, Mike, Enis, Ning, Virgil, Liz, Melissa, Guru Swami, Mark, Cyrell, Jess and Mick are not cut out to be the relationship type, they are all single for a very good reason.

That's a bit unfair on Mick, he's a farmer that's been paired with an insta model half his age. Given someone better suited to him, he'd probably go ok - his heart is in the right place.

I kinda like him actually

Yes week :

Jess "Don't dress me up like a tart or anything"

[MW]

Is it just me or is Ines just not that great looking...
Rig is good but her face is meh

[Booney]

Is it just me or is Ines just not that great looking...
Rig is good but her face is meh

Does nothing for me.

[Brodlach]

Mick and FC could become penguin farmers together

[HH3]

Mick and FC could become penguin farmers together

They'd run a CAT-tle ranch

[Lightning McQueen]

That's a bit unfair on Mick, he's a farmer that's been paired with an insta model half his age. Given someone better suited to him, he'd probably go ok - his heart is in the right place.

I kinda like him actually

Mick is a dopey country bumpkin that's probably hit on everything in town, he admitted that whatever he picks up on the show is better than what he gets at the local.

I don't mind him but he'd get eaten alive by any woman with a quarter of a brain. Like work boots out to dinner? He didn't even think to shave for his wedding, at least the other blokes sculptured their growth, he looked like he just rolled into the local after a day of pig shooting.

[Lightning McQueen]

Is it just me or is Ines just not that great looking...
Rig is good but her face is meh

She has a forehead like a drive in movie theatre! The tongue roll is scary, she is a sub-five, I'm no oil painting but the women on the show aren't exactly super models, based on looks alone I'd go:

Jess
Martha



Heidi


Liz


Enis
Jules
Lauren

Cyrelle

Melissa







Ning

[Brodlach]

The Phillopino meal, now that was funny

[Eagles2014]

The Phillopino meal, now that was funny

That was gold, she has a sick sense of humour.

Can't believe I am saying this, but was actually on Ning's side, thought Mark was way over the top with his fitness session, she was just trying to have a bit of fun.

However, once she started going on and on and on about it, normal service returned and she is painful.

Virgil's partner was way too forward, how was he supposed to react to that!!

Only Jules and Cam will work.

[Lightning McQueen]

I've hung up the remote, the missus tried to watch it and give me a rundown on things but it's just going to be a soapie from here on in, even she stopped liking it but felt compelled to watch the trainwreck.

It's ran it's race with me, the weddings and receptions were entertaining, along with the getting to know each other bit, I'll probably poke my head in when they start hooking up with each other but it's very predictable.

I guessed that Loz was a carpetty, then her next mystery I said to the missus "she wants a threesome", I picked Sam and PEnis hooking up, Mike will stuff up somehow too, my guess is that he'll try hitting on Jess and she'll tell everyone, Mick Dundee will have a cry as he'll be shit scared of Mike.

[Brodlach]

Agree LM, I think it’s done it’s dash with me too.

They are all so petty and juvenile and that’s why they are alone