Things that give you the sh1ts

Rik E Boy · Post by **Rik E Boy** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:57 pm

..where did I leave that Mortien!!

regards,

REB

stan · Post by **stan** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:06 pm

Like dog_ger said, the files they give me the shits. Probably the worst year for them i think

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:03 am

This morning.I'm doing 65kmph going up Grand Junction rd in the left hand lane,a bloke goes past me in the right hand lane, clearly running late for work, and gives me the look.Then,fittingly,he gets stuck behind a road train and I gently ease past him,of course holding my speed right next to the road train so he couldnt pass.

As I anticipated,a torrent of verbal abuse came from within him,firstly at his wind screen and then me.

But,oddly,it kind of shits me that I enjoyed that.If I was in his position,I'd have the shits too.I guess one day the shoe will be on the other foot.

Ahh well mate,sucked in! Today, I WIN!

Post by **Wedgie** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:39 am

Another thing that shits me:

Travel agents or airlines that change your flight completely inconveniencing you and giving you minimal notice of it happening. :evil:

Another one I'll be adding on Monday night:

40 minute stopovers in Alice Springs.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:13 am

Wedgie wrote:Another thing that shits me:

Travel agents or airlines that change your flight completely inconveniencing you and giving you minimal notice of it happening.

Another one I'll be adding on Monday night:

40 minute stopovers in Alice Springs.

Long way from Adelaide to Darwin Wedgie,not sure we have them big metal birds-things capable of getting that far with out a break.

am Bays · Post by **am Bays** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:28 am

stan wrote:Like dog_ger said, the files they give me the shits.

Stan, couldn't agree with you more, filing gives me the shits too, even worse since I have changed vocation and have to learn a whole new system at a new employer....

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:10 am

Booney wrote:This morning.I'm doing 65kmph going up Grand Junction rd in the left hand lane,a bloke goes past me in the right hand lane, clearly running late for work, and gives me the look.Then,fittingly,he gets stuck behind a road train and I gently ease past him,of course holding my speed right next to the road train so he couldnt pass.

As I anticipated,a torrent of verbal abuse came from within him,firstly at his wind screen and then me.

But,oddly,it kind of shits me that I enjoyed that.If I was in his position,I'd have the shits too.I guess one day the shoe will be on the other foot.

Ahh well mate,sucked in! Today, I WIN!

You shouldn't be too hard on Speed Racer, Booney. When your liver finally packs it in, it will likely be his liver - or the liver of another Speed Freak - which you get in the transplant.

Post by **Wedgie** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:13 am

Pseudo wrote:You shouldn't be too hard on Speed Racer, Booney. When your liver finally packs it in, it will likely be his liver - or the liver of another Speed Freak - which you get in the transplant.

Excellent point Pseudo, being similar to Booney I'd never considered that aspect before. I'll leave room for the pricks to go even faster now. :lol:

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:09 am

Wedgie wrote:
Pseudo wrote:You shouldn't be too hard on Speed Racer, Booney. When your liver finally packs it in, it will likely be his liver - or the liver of another Speed Freak - which you get in the transplant.

Excellent point Pseudo, being similar to Booney I'd never considered that aspect before. I'll leave room for the pricks to go even faster now.

Pseudo,good point.Might give my liver a hiding this weekend then. :lol:

TroyGFC · Post by **TroyGFC** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:51 am

Another thing that gives me the shits is the "Adult Content" filter they have at work on the internet. I cant even view swim suits. :cry:

Rik E Boy · Post by **Rik E Boy** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:47 am

TroyGFC wrote:Another thing that gives me the shits is the "Adult Content" filter they have at work on the internet. I cant even view swim suits.

Get back to work ya lazy bum

regards,

REB

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:54 am

Knees that dont work,
A shoulder that cant throw any more,
A back that cant get loose,
Eye's that cant see,
and never getting any luck!

Post by **Footy Chick** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:47 am

Booney wrote:Knees that dont work,
A shoulder that cant throw any more,
A back that cant get loose,
Eye's that cant see,
and never getting any luck!

You forgot " A questionable taste in music" :lol:

Rik E Boy · Post by **Rik E Boy** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:51 pm

...and football teams :lol:

regards,

REB

Post by **Footy Chick** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:56 pm

hee hee

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:00 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:...and football teams

regards,

REB

Well,I never................. :roll:

Rik E Boy · Post by **Rik E Boy** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:03 pm

Booney wrote:
Well,I never.................

...another thing that gives Booney the 5hits :lol:

regards,

REB

Dog_ger · Post by **Dog_ger** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:24 pm

When 29 people win the x-lotto and only end up with 111,000 each....! Poor payout for a once in a lifetime thing...!

Post by **RustyCage** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:01 am

An American team winning something like the Superbowl, MLB, or NBA and calling themselves World Champions.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:48 am

Dog_ger wrote:When 29 people win the x-lotto and only end up with 111,000 each....! Poor payout for a once in a lifetime thing...!

Please forward all unwanted winnings to:
D.Boon
c/o VB promotion
Burnie TAS.

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