Things that give you the sh1ts

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:19 am

pafc1870 wrote:An American team winning something like the Superbowl, MLB, or NBA and calling themselves World Champions.

Mind you, it is nice to see a team wearing black and gold become World Champion (tm)...

Tigers'73 · Post by **Tigers'73** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:32 pm

Indian Curries

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:59 am

Women not understanding,drinking beer is part of cooking a BBQ.

Beer to a BBQ cook is like an egg timer to a chef,one beer down,turn the spuds over,"Bring out the snags love!".Two beers down,turn the spuds and the snags,"Bring out the steak woman!".

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:37 am

oh,and elite sporting organisations around the world classing marijuana as a performance enhancing drug.

Post by **Footy Chick** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:40 am

Booney wrote:Women not understanding,drinking beer is part of cooking a BBQ.

Beer to a BBQ cook is like an egg timer to a chef,one beer down,turn the spuds over,"Bring out the snags love!".Two beers down,turn the spuds and the snags,"Bring out the steak woman!".

Which woman wouldnt understand that??

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:48 am

Falcon Chick wrote:
Booney wrote:Women not understanding,drinking beer is part of cooking a BBQ.

Beer to a BBQ cook is like an egg timer to a chef,one beer down,turn the spuds over,"Bring out the snags love!".Two beers down,turn the spuds and the snags,"Bring out the steak woman!".

Which woman wouldnt understand that??

My kinda gal! Falcon Chick, will you marry me? :lol:

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:41 am

When you ring a company,usually a telecommunications company,and they get you to enter some prompts before you start,ie: "please enter your full telephone number","press 2 for account queries",then when you do get to speak with a real person,they still know farg all about you or your problem.

JK · Post by JK » Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:07 pm

Following on from Booney's last post ... Companies who's technical phone assistants can't speak English properly, thus turning a simple 5 minute job into a "What, Huh, Can you say that again" **** saga ... Oh, and opening up a packet of chips to find that half the content was air, would be like opening up a slab and finding only 12 beers (ok so maybe not quite so bad but ya get my drift)

Post by **Ian** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:10 pm

Constance_Perm wrote:Oh, and opening up a packet of chips to find that half the content was air, would be like opening up a slab and finding only 12 beers (ok so maybe not quite so bad but ya get my drift)

I'd be more pi$$ed off if I opened a packet of chips, and all I got was crumbs, because the air wasn't in the packet to stop then getting crushed.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:33 pm

Ian wrote:
Constance_Perm wrote:Oh, and opening up a packet of chips to find that half the content was air, would be like opening up a slab and finding only 12 beers (ok so maybe not quite so bad but ya get my drift)

I'd be more pi$$ed off if I opened a packet of chips, and all I got was crumbs, because the air wasn't in the packet to stop then getting crushed.

There is no place for common sense in here Ian. :lol:

Tigers'73 · Post by **Tigers'73** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:44 pm

Ice Vovo biscuits

Post by **Wedgie** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:01 pm

A couple of things that gave me the shits today:

1) Going back to work after 3.5 weeks off still completely exhausted from the preceding weekend.

2) Going back to work after 3.5 weeks off still completely exhausted from the preceding weekend and finding the lift not working thus having to take 3 flights of stairs to get to the job.

3) Going back to work after 3.5 weeks off still completely exhausted from the preceding weekend and having your workmates all start throwing things at you in the office meeting when you fall asleep.

4) Going back to work after 3.5 weeks off still completely exhausted from the preceding weekend and finding 642 emails to go through.

Post by **Ian** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:08 pm

Wedgie wrote: A couple of things that gave me the shits today:

2) Going back to work after 3.5 weeks off still completely exhausted from the preceding weekend and finding the lift not working thus having to take 3 flights of stairs to get to the job.

You should have been alright with that one after the training run LC led you on in Darwin on Saturday :wink:

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:26 am

Wedgie wrote:4) Going back to work after 3.5 weeks off still completely exhausted from the preceding weekend and finding 642 emails to go through.

... 639 of which are spam, and the remaining three are for workplace functions which have long since passed.

Rik E Boy · Post by **Rik E Boy** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:05 am

Pseudo wrote:
Wedgie wrote:4) Going back to work after 3.5 weeks off still completely exhausted from the preceding weekend and finding 642 emails to go through.

... 639 of which are spam, and the remaining three are for workplace functions which have long since passed.

LMAO

1. Your IT department needs a boot up the ar5e. Get a decent firewall.
2. If you don't have any legitimate vocational emails in three weeks, contact me so I can apply for a job.

:lol:

regards,

REB

Rik E Boy · Post by **Rik E Boy** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:06 am

Tigers'73 wrote:Ice Vovo biscuits

HANDS OFF THE ICED VOVOS BUDDY!! :lol:

regards,

REB

Rik E Boy · Post by **Rik E Boy** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:08 am

Having to rinse the hole were my wisdom teeth were EIGHT TIMES a day with warm salty water for FOUR !@#$%!!! WEEKS. GRRRRR. Oh well, only 26 days to go..... :cry:

regards,

REB

Post by **Ian** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 3:48 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:
Tigers'73 wrote:Ice Vovo biscuits

HANDS OFF THE ICED VOVOS BUDDY!!

regards,

REB

Yeh, I don't mind the Iced Vovo's either

am Bays · Post by **am Bays** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 7:23 pm

Michelangelo Rucci talking about Adelaide and Port Adelaide to a lesser extent as a franchise not a club.

Franchises are an yankee thing in Australia we have footy clubs!!!

am Bays · Post by **am Bays** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 7:24 pm

Michelangelo Rucci, need I say any more?

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