Things that you rate!

Post by **RustyCage** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 5:04 pm

BoundaryRider84 wrote:
bennymacca wrote:
RustyCage wrote:Nick Kyrgios blowing Tommy Robredo off the court

Love this kid

The new king of australian tennis has finally arrived.

Well thanks for jinxing the kid

Dammit!

Johno6 · Post by **Johno6** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:53 pm

winning the footy tipping comp, yahoo......

BoundaryRider84 · Post by **BoundaryRider84** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 12:18 am

Johno6 wrote:winning the footy tipping comp, yahoo......

Ditto! I am god!

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 2:46 am

Well lads, the drinks are on you

Johno6 · Post by **Johno6** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 8:02 am

Schooners of VB all round!

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 8:35 am

Johno6 wrote:Schooners of VB all round!

Johno6 · Post by **Johno6** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:50 am

spot on, that's why ya do it
so nobody wants any and ya can be a tight arse.

Johno6 · Post by **Johno6** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:51 am

im actually gonna be a suck up to the missus and buy her some flowers tho
coz she likes to be bought flowers, but I very very rarely buy them coz they are a waste of cash
they don't even last a week, so seems this is free money I might surprise her.....

and hopefully I get my moneys worth out of it.

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:55 am

Johno6 wrote:im actually gonna be a suck up to the missus and buy her some flowers tho
coz she likes to be bought flowers, but I very very rarely buy them coz they are a waste of cash
they don't even last a week, so seems this is free money I might surprise her.....

and hopefully I get my moneys worth out of it.

We are very similar. I can't stand wasting money, especially on something that means **** all. All it means is I went on a website, picked the cheapest bunch of flowers, and am expecting a BJ tonight...

Flowers don't prove you love them nearly as much as most of the other shit us males do to keep them happy, comfortable, and not crazy bitches.

JK · Post by JK » Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:59 am

Johno6 wrote:im actually gonna be a suck up to the missus and buy her some flowers tho
coz she likes to be bought flowers, but I very very rarely buy them coz they are a waste of cash
they don't even last a week, so seems this is free money I might surprise her.....

and hopefully I get my moneys worth out of it.

Bottle of Wine/Champagne has the same effect doesn't it? (Cept the ride is wilder)

bennymacca · Post by **bennymacca** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:05 am

JK wrote:
Johno6 wrote:im actually gonna be a suck up to the missus and buy her some flowers tho
coz she likes to be bought flowers, but I very very rarely buy them coz they are a waste of cash
they don't even last a week, so seems this is free money I might surprise her.....

and hopefully I get my moneys worth out of it.

Bottle of Wine/Champagne has the same effect doesn't it? (Cept the ride is wilder)

Wifey has an extremely small window of opportunity. The tipsy->horny->sleepy process usually only takes 10 minutes or less

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:06 am

bennymacca wrote:
JK wrote:
Johno6 wrote:im actually gonna be a suck up to the missus and buy her some flowers tho
coz she likes to be bought flowers, but I very very rarely buy them coz they are a waste of cash
they don't even last a week, so seems this is free money I might surprise her.....

and hopefully I get my moneys worth out of it.

Bottle of Wine/Champagne has the same effect doesn't it? (Cept the ride is wilder)

Wifey has an extremely small window of opportunity. The tipsy->horny->sleepy process usually only takes 10 minutes or less

None of us are gullible enough to believe you need any longer pal. :lol:

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:06 am

good flowers last longer than a week

you get what ya pay for!!

bennymacca · Post by **bennymacca** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:13 am

Booney wrote:
bennymacca wrote:
JK wrote:
Johno6 wrote:im actually gonna be a suck up to the missus and buy her some flowers tho
coz she likes to be bought flowers, but I very very rarely buy them coz they are a waste of cash
they don't even last a week, so seems this is free money I might surprise her.....

and hopefully I get my moneys worth out of it.

Bottle of Wine/Champagne has the same effect doesn't it? (Cept the ride is wilder)

Wifey has an extremely small window of opportunity. The tipsy->horny->sleepy process usually only takes 10 minutes or less

None of us are gullible enough to believe you need any longer pal.

I meant more in terms of if we are driving home from somewhere, she is usually fast asleep! Haha.

And if you include showering and cuddle time, I can push it out to at least 12 minutes, thankyou very much.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:14 am

Cuddle time? :shock:

Johno6 · Post by **Johno6** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:16 am

the only thing my missus cuddles is our dog.

also the missus doesn't drink wine,
but she would appreciate the flowers more,

well that's the plan anyway.

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:20 am

Johno6 wrote:the only thing my missus cuddles is our dog

This is the second time I've read your posting about your missus & dog in the same sentence. Last time she was in bed with the dog, now she's "cuddling" it......

Johno6 · Post by **Johno6** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:45 am

Spargo wrote:
Johno6 wrote:the only thing my missus cuddles is our dog

This is the second time I've read your posting about your missus & dog in the same sentence. Last time she was in bed with the dog, now she's "cuddling" it......

mate I am honestly the third wheel
she treats it like a new born baby, its crazy

OnSong · Post by **OnSong** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:53 am

Failed Creation wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Who did write this? Is this the brain child of one of our very own?

If so, we should all thank him or her for this divine snippet of wisdom.

I didn't write it but I can't remember who did. Probably my favourite piece of prose of all time.

Post by **Footy Chick** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:59 am

Meh, just claim it :lol:

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