2021 Finals Round 1

[stan]

Cats go down quicker than a Hanson Rd hooker when you pull out a pineapple

Pineapple would get you two at once

Two, you say?
I’ve got a spare pineapple somewhere………..

You'd get a harem for that, I was offered a BJ for $10 when I stopped at the deli there.

Sounds like a good afternoon, BJ and sandwich.

[JK]

Can someone check on @Wedgie please..

Weird night. My ex is 6 rows back, my high school sweet heart who I haven't seen since 1987 is 3 rows back and my current missus is abusing the shit out of me at the same time.
Doesn't matter what the result of this game is because I'm ****** anyway!

Lmao that’s pretty good, you poor bastard

[Lightning McQueen]

You'd get a harem for that, I was offered a BJ for $10 when I stopped at the deli there.

Sounds like a good afternoon, BJ and sandwich.

Just had to shoo away the blowflies

[amber_fluid]

Can someone check on @Wedgie please..

Weird night. My ex is 6 rows back, my high school sweet heart who I haven't seen since 1987 is 3 rows back and my current missus is abusing the shit out of me at the same time.
Doesn't matter what the result of this game is because I'm ****** anyway!

Alcohol IS the answer!

[stan]

Geelong have 2 power forwards.
Stop kicking it to Alir.

[Lightning McQueen]

Can someone check on @Wedgie please..

Weird night. My ex is 6 rows back, my high school sweet heart who I haven't seen since 1987 is 3 rows back and my current missus is abusing the shit out of me at the same time.
Doesn't matter what the result of this game is because I'm ****** anyway!

Pat her on the arse and whisper "Go grab us a beer love"

[Lightning McQueen]

Geelong have 2 power forwards.
Stop kicking it to Alir.

I'm going to change my name to "Lightning Lightning"

[amber_fluid]

Can someone check on @Wedgie please..

Weird night. My ex is 6 rows back, my high school sweet heart who I haven't seen since 1987 is 3 rows back and my current missus is abusing the shit out of me at the same time.
Doesn't matter what the result of this game is because I'm ****** anyway!

Pat her on the arse and whisper "Go grab us a beer love"

Which one?
Does the school sweetheart still look tidy?

[Lightning McQueen]

Alcohol IS the answer!

Speaking of which, I went to Dan's to go get my customary bottle of gin for the weekend and noticed Stella's going for $41 a box.

The gin can wait for my betting tomorrow.

STELLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA

[Lightning McQueen]

Pat her on the arse and whisper "Go grab us a beer love"

Which one?
Does the school sweetheart still look tidy?

A few more beers and the bloke sitting 3 seats down from him will.

[amber_fluid]

Pat her on the arse and whisper "Go grab us a beer love"

Which one?
Does the school sweetheart still look tidy?

A few more beers and the bloke sitting 3 seats down from him will.

He’ll need more than 3 beers to make a Power supporter look good

[Lightning McQueen]

He’ll need more than 3 beers to make a Power supporter look good

At least it doesn't hurt when our jaw clenches

[Corona Man]

Can someone check on @Wedgie please..

Weird night. My ex is 6 rows back, my high school sweet heart who I haven't seen since 1987 is 3 rows back and my current missus is abusing the shit out of me at the same time.
Doesn't matter what the result of this game is because I'm ****** anyway!

Pat her on the arse and whisper "Go grab us a beer love"

Which one?
Does the school sweetheart still look tidy?

@Wedgie been on the beers since noon, they all look ok right about now..

[Lightning McQueen]

Happy to put faith in players I criticize, I put Orazio and Toddy in for any time goal scorers in my multi.

[stan]

Ports running power seems to be an issue for the cats. Whilst they aren't tearing down the wings the general pace around the packs and then up forward is dangerous.

FFS Geelong, tighten up and shut them down.

[Jim05]

Another Raz special

[Corona Man]

Another Raz special

I thought Danger only burnt them by foot… he can grass regulation grabs too…. #brownlow

[Lightning McQueen]

Another Raz special

He knows where to be.

[stan]

Id probably also tighten up on Fantasia as well.

[Armchair expert]

Rohan to half back is actually a good move