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dedja wrote:Why do dumb people exist?

Was driving behind a car yesterday, the rear left wheel was wobbling badly, looked like it was only a matter of time before it decided to disengage itself from its host, so I thought I’d do the right thing and let the driver know when we were both stopped at a T-junction.

The dude in the car says thanks, but shrugs his shoulders and drives off, I reckon I followed it for another couple of kms.

1. How the faark did he not feel the back end wobbling like jelly on a plate?
2. After being told that the wheel is about to fall off, doesn’t even bother to pull over and have a look?

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Yesterday, the car in front of had something sticking out of the front left side, they were in the right lane so I moved into the left and went side by side to see what was going on. The plastic fender guard was hanging on for dear life by barely a screw, with the rest of it now perpendicular to the car hanging out by about a foot. To top it off, the tyre had ground down about half of the bottom of it as it wedged into the wheel well.

Look over to the driver, a middle aged woman oblivious to the car cannibalising itself.

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Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
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Jimmy_041 wrote:**** me, I have to put up the likes of dedja, Trader, Pyne & Rulebook hanging around Norwood, now this????
Don't lump me in with that lot. I haven't been on The Parade since 2016.
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Jim05 wrote:
dedja wrote:Yep, good point, most people forget about the gst on fuel.

Yesterday I filled up for the first time after the price has gone bonkers, $1.01 per litre more than last time, and then it went up another 10c a few hours later.

The missus, on the other hand, drives a diesel … :Hangman:
Diesel $3.09 today, was as low as $1.79 only a few weeks back.
Australia relies on everything being transported so going to see some massive price rises soon
I just paid $2.99 for diesel at Melrose Park South Road.
Ol’ mate in his V8 Land Cruiser next to me was filling up when I pulled in and was still filling up after I had paid and was driving off.
Probably filing up both tanks
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amber_fluid wrote:
Jim05 wrote:
dedja wrote:Yep, good point, most people forget about the gst on fuel.

Yesterday I filled up for the first time after the price has gone bonkers, $1.01 per litre more than last time, and then it went up another 10c a few hours later.

The missus, on the other hand, drives a diesel … :Hangman:
Diesel $3.09 today, was as low as $1.79 only a few weeks back.
Australia relies on everything being transported so going to see some massive price rises soon
I just paid $2.99 for diesel at Melrose Park South Road.
Ol’ mate in his V8 Land Cruiser next to me was filling up when I pulled in and was still filling up after I had paid and was driving off.
Probably filing up both tanks
Yeah, before it gets expensive.
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If Cadbury made cars they’d just reduce the size of the tank so no one would notice the cost increase to fill up.
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Jim05 wrote:
dedja wrote:Yep, good point, most people forget about the gst on fuel.

Yesterday I filled up for the first time after the price has gone bonkers, $1.01 per litre more than last time, and then it went up another 10c a few hours later.

The missus, on the other hand, drives a diesel … :Hangman:
Diesel $3.09 today, was as low as $1.79 only a few weeks back.
Australia relies on everything being transported so going to see some massive price rises soon
I just paid $2.99 for diesel at Melrose Park South Road.
Ol’ mate in his V8 Land Cruiser next to me was filling up when I pulled in and was still filling up after I had paid and was driving off.
Probably filing up both tanks
Yeah, before it gets expensive.
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locky801 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Jim05 wrote:Diesel $3.09 today, was as low as $1.79 only a few weeks back.
Australia relies on everything being transported so going to see some massive price rises soon
I just paid $2.99 for diesel at Melrose Park South Road.
Ol’ mate in his V8 Land Cruiser next to me was filling up when I pulled in and was still filling up after I had paid and was driving off.
Probably filing up both tanks
Yeah, before it gets expensive.
Diesel currently $3.16 at most servos in north-eastern suburbs
Hopefully starts coming down a bit. Believe a boat full of Diesel arrived yesterday at Birkenhead.
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I drive for a living, thankfully I get a daily fuel levy which is adjusted weekly depending on the price at the bowser. I feel sorry for those poor bastards driving around who don’t get assistance & get paid shit money for ad hoc work.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Jim05 wrote:
dedja wrote:Yep, good point, most people forget about the gst on fuel.

Yesterday I filled up for the first time after the price has gone bonkers, $1.01 per litre more than last time, and then it went up another 10c a few hours later.

The missus, on the other hand, drives a diesel … :Hangman:
Diesel $3.09 today, was as low as $1.79 only a few weeks back.
Australia relies on everything being transported so going to see some massive price rises soon
I just paid $2.99 for diesel at Melrose Park South Road.
Ol’ mate in his V8 Land Cruiser next to me was filling up when I pulled in and was still filling up after I had paid and was driving off.
Probably filing up both tanks
Yeah, before it gets expensive.
I was so broke after filling up I had to get a small iced coffee instead
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Is the ATO going to increase the cents per km we can claim at tax time?
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time to buy a 50cc scooter

I pick it up tomorrow morning.
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CENTURION wrote:time to buy a 50cc scooter
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Brodlach wrote:With the price of fuel, why doesn’t the government cut the excise to reduce the price.

The amount of extra excise/tax they would be making ATM would be insane

Helps to pay for all the government spending I guess
Because it would impact inflation even more than it is currently.
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Jimmy_041 wrote:**** me, I have to put up the likes of dedja, Trader, Pyne & Rulebook hanging around Norwood, now this????
That reminds me, 3 weeks ago having a nice breakfast on the Broadway, sitting outside, and rulebook is trying to sell him fkning book to all and sundry. His lead in question is "Do you like sport"..... I said I hated it
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I’d like to think there will be a significant wager on the outcome of the Saturday night fixture …. Kangas vs Bombers.

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Dutchy wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:**** me, I have to put up the likes of dedja, Trader, Pyne & Rulebook hanging around Norwood, now this????
That reminds me, 3 weeks ago having a nice breakfast on the Broadway, sitting outside, and rulebook is trying to sell him fkning book to all and sundry. His lead in question is "Do you like sport"..... I said I hated it
He was trying to sell his book at a funeral, has absolutely no shame.
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
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CENTURION wrote:time to buy a 50cc scooter
I’ll take your Amarok.
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
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Corona Man wrote:I’d like to think there will be a significant wager on the outcome of the Saturday night fixture …. Kangas vs Bombers.

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Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:I’d like to think there will be a significant wager on the outcome of the Saturday night fixture …. Kangas vs Bombers.

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He’s not in the country atm, all’s I’m getting is “don’t forget to bring my bins in”…
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dedja wrote:
CENTURION wrote:time to buy a 50cc scooter
I’ll take your Amarok.
No way, I'll never part with her, she's an absolute BEAST.
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