Things that give you the sh1ts

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 2:41 pm

Footy Chick wrote:I'm glad I split this thread before all this aircon talk started. I really duct a bullet there.

I was wondering where you were, I nearly cooled you.

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 2:43 pm

Do you know what the definition of relative humidity is?

It's the sweat dripping off your brow as you do your sister in law, wondering if the wife is going to catch you.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 2:51 pm

Booney wrote:Do you know what the definition of relative humidity is?

It's the sweat dripping off your brow as you do your sister in law, wondering if the wife is going to catch you.

You must of been at DW's house.

Post by **Footy Chick** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 4:14 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:Do you know what the definition of relative humidity is?

It's the sweat dripping off your brow as you do your sister in law, wondering if the wife is going to catch you.

You must of been at DW's house.

Why do you say that? Doesn't he have air conditioning or something?

mickey · Post by **mickey** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 7:49 pm

Booney wrote:Oh, and bloody helicopter circling around after some piece of shit leading the the po po on a high speed chase from around 3:30 this morning. Didn't get back to sleep....bet that prick got some Maccas for breakfast and a sleep in until the magistrate was ready to wipe his nose and give him a soothing cuddle before giving him a ride home.

I know in the Port lock up they used to get subway breakfasts provided

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 8:42 pm

mickey wrote:
Booney wrote:Oh, and bloody helicopter circling around after some piece of shit leading the the po po on a high speed chase from around 3:30 this morning. Didn't get back to sleep....bet that prick got some Maccas for breakfast and a sleep in until the magistrate was ready to wipe his nose and give him a soothing cuddle before giving him a ride home.

I know in the Port lock up they used to get subway breakfasts provided

What were you in for?

Post by **RustyCage** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 8:52 pm

The best meal some of them would have had for months!

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 9:37 pm

Pseudo wrote:
mickey wrote:
Booney wrote:Oh, and bloody helicopter circling around after some piece of shit leading the the po po on a high speed chase from around 3:30 this morning. Didn't get back to sleep....bet that prick got some Maccas for breakfast and a sleep in until the magistrate was ready to wipe his nose and give him a soothing cuddle before giving him a ride home.

I know in the Port lock up they used to get subway breakfasts provided

What were you in for?

And Maccas

PatowalongaPirate · Post by **PatowalongaPirate** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 11:20 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
mickey wrote:
Booney wrote:Oh, and bloody helicopter circling around after some piece of shit leading the the po po on a high speed chase from around 3:30 this morning. Didn't get back to sleep....bet that prick got some Maccas for breakfast and a sleep in until the magistrate was ready to wipe his nose and give him a soothing cuddle before giving him a ride home.

I know in the Port lock up they used to get subway breakfasts provided

What were you in for?

And Maccas

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Magellan · Post by **Magellan** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 11:06 am

Booney wrote:until the magistrate was ready to wipe his nose and give him a soothing cuddle before giving him a ride home.

Didn't think that Peter Liddy was still a magistrate.

helicopterking · Post by **helicopterking** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 2:58 pm

Traffic in Adelaide is getting a lot worse. 2.30pm and Tapleys Hill, Marion Rd and South Rd clogged up.

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:09 pm

helicopterking wrote:Traffic in Adelaide is getting a lot worse. 2.30pm and Tapleys Hill, Marion Rd and South Rd clogged up.

Roadworks on Tapleys, front of airport

JK · Post by JK » Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:28 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
helicopterking wrote:Traffic in Adelaide is getting a lot worse. 2.30pm and Tapleys Hill, Marion Rd and South Rd clogged up.

Roadworks on Tapleys, front of airport

Will be quicker to list the places that don't have roadworks I'd say mate

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:31 pm

Has there been any time at all in the last 5 years, where there has been no roadworks on f#cking West Tce?
Can someone name me a single week? Just f#cking one?? Surely they're taking the p1ss...

bennymacca · Post by **bennymacca** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:45 pm

I like roadworks, it means they are doing things. Granted, it should have been done years ago but at least it is happening

stan · Post by **stan** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:47 pm

City of road works my friends.

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mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:55 pm

bennymacca wrote:I like roadworks, it means they are doing things. Granted, it should have been done years ago but at least it is happening

Aaaahhhhhh, see, they have you conned into thinking there is progress when in actual fact it really isn't....

Post by **Footy Chick** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 4:11 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
bennymacca wrote:I like roadworks, it means they are doing things. Granted, it should have been done years ago but at least it is happening

Aaaahhhhhh, see, they have you conned into thinking there is progress when in actual fact it really isn't....

Yes, prime example now being the Sudholz/NE Rd intersection. The right lane is slower now, than it was when you could turn right there.

I finally got smart and didn't bother with the turn left to turn right thing - straight ahead and cut through Hogs carpark or Petbarn, wherever there is no traffic

Example of good roadworks - Park Terrace/Prospect Rd out front of Blackfriars oval - merging no longer required, now 3 lanes, woo hoo!

bennymacca · Post by **bennymacca** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 5:11 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
bennymacca wrote:I like roadworks, it means they are doing things. Granted, it should have been done years ago but at least it is happening

Aaaahhhhhh, see, they have you conned into thinking there is progress when in actual fact it really isn't....

Ah so the northern expressway is just rubbish is it?

south road in a few years time will be the same as it always has will it?

Jim05 · Post by **Jim05** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 6:38 pm

Shane Warne, just STFU you attention seeking gong beater

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