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dedja wrote:gout
600mg allopurinol - daily
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Spargo wrote:
dedja wrote:gout
600mg allopurinol - daily
Never had gout since
Same, but I never had symptoms to start with, well I don’t think I did
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Excessive junior sport club fees. Didn't think it would be more expensive for a 13 year old girl than it would be for senior men...

Edit - And in the same breath, clubs asking for full payment three months before the season starts
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wenchbarwer wrote:Excessive junior sport club fees. Didn't think it would be more expensive for a 13 year old girl than it would be for senior men...

Edit - And in the same breath, clubs asking for full payment three months before the season starts
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Nope, girl's footy
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Under no circumstances ever should you ever eat this lasagne

https://www.coles.com.au/product/ready- ... 8GyvbgocPs

Was $7 at Drakes, I thought even if its average thats a bargain.


I feel if I went to the doctor right now they would ask why have you been sticking broken bottles up your arse.
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Maybe stick to the peanut butter sandwiches, Armie.
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Armchair expert wrote:Under no circumstances ever should you ever eat this lasagne

https://www.coles.com.au/product/ready- ... 8GyvbgocPs

Was $7 at Drakes, I thought even if its average thats a bargain.


I feel if I went to the doctor right now they would ask why have you been sticking broken bottles up your arse.
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Armchair expert wrote:Under no circumstances ever should you ever eat this lasagne

https://www.coles.com.au/product/ready- ... 8GyvbgocPs

Was $7 at Drakes, I thought even if its average thats a bargain.


I feel if I went to the doctor right now they would ask why have you been sticking broken bottles up your arse.
Well tell us then
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RB wrote:Maybe stick to the peanut butter sandwiches, Armie.
They are breakfast every morning
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Armchair expert wrote:Under no circumstances ever should you ever eat this lasagne

https://www.coles.com.au/product/ready- ... 8GyvbgocPs

Was $7 at Drakes, I thought even if its average thats a bargain.


I feel if I went to the doctor right now they would ask why have you been sticking broken bottles up your arse.
Let that be a lesson for you, never buy shit like that again. [-X
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cracka wrote:
dedja wrote:gout
My first time I thought I'd been bitten by a spider in my sleep. Excruciating pain at times.
Got a mild case of it now in the left big toe. :(
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cracka wrote:
cracka wrote:
dedja wrote:gout
My first time I thought I'd been bitten by a spider in my sleep. Excruciating pain at times.
Got a mild case of it now in the left big toe. :(
Dose up on aspirin, always works for me.
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dedja wrote:
cracka wrote:
cracka wrote:
dedja wrote:gout
My first time I thought I'd been bitten by a spider in my sleep. Excruciating pain at times.
Got a mild case of it now in the left big toe. :(
Dose up on aspirin, always works for me.
Will give it a try
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I thought cherry juice was good for gout?
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:I thought cherry juice was good for gout?
See a doctor, Prednisolone is your friend.
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Spargo wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:I thought cherry juice was good for gout?
See a doctor, Prednisolone is your friend.
I don’t have elevated levels so don’t require ongoing medication, but my doc suggested that I take aspirin on any indication of onset, which I’ve done ever since and has worked every time. Have never had a severe attack since then.

Everyone is different though, so best to see your doc.
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cracka wrote:
cracka wrote:
dedja wrote:gout
My first time I thought I'd been bitten by a spider in my sleep. Excruciating pain at times.
Got a mild case of it now in the left big toe. :(
Hope it doesn't worsen, you may need a toe truck to get around :lol:
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That my missus has almost surgical precision in piecing irrigation pipes in the garden, usually with a fork, which means that I have to perform an archaeological dig to isolate the damage and repair. #-o

Inevitably it is always my fault for putting the pipe where she needs to dig. ^#(^

If I knew that she had this ability when we built the house, I would have spent the extra time to bury the pipes out of her reach, but that said, a normal person would possibly check whether they are about to dig between sprinkler risers/heads, especially after a dozen or so incidents.
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dedja wrote:That my missus has almost surgical precision in piecing irrigation pipes in the garden, usually with a fork, which means that I have to perform an archaeological dig to isolate the damage and repair. #-o

Inevitably it is always my fault for putting the pipe where she needs to dig. ^#(^

If I knew that she had this ability when we built the house, I would have spent the extra time to bury the pipes out of her reach, but that said, a normal person would possibly check whether they are about to dig between sprinkler risers/heads, especially after a dozen or so incidents.
Maybe it's time she learned to do the repairs. Usually leads to reduced incidents when people have to fix their own **** ups

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