Things that make you laugh

[woodublieve12]

Quite possibly my greatest late night eBay purchase.

Wasnt that a freebie with a slab of red bullets some years ago?

correct... i was about to write the same thing.

[Footy Chick]

Oh well, someone just made a $13 profit then

[norwood8]

Quite possibly my greatest late night eBay purchase.

Wasnt that a freebie with a slab of red bullets some years ago?

correct... i was about to write the same thing.

Pretty sure it was, but I missed out. Listened to the first bit last night, pure gold. All before this political correctness rubbish really took hold.

Those people really piss me off mighty_tiger_79. I've had a few 50cent piece sized dents in my cars over the years from morons like them. How hard is it to walk 30 seconds more? Just because they don't look after their possessions, doesn't mean they can damage mine.

[daysofourlives]

Was in a shopping centre carpark a little earlier this morning.

woman comes out in her fitness attire and a young child with a trolley.

When finished with the trolley she then decided to not go to the trolley collection bay which was significantly closer - by about 3 rows of carparks to take the trolley to a raised platform.
She arrived at the raised platform and had all sorts of difficulty in pushing down on trolley to raise the front wheels to get it up. Once the trolley was up she then shuffled - forest gump style with the kid back into the shops.......

These people are a special kind of stupid...

I also can't stand lazy folks (disabled aside, obviously) who leave trolleys in unattended car parks, or anywhere bar the trolley bays.

I like to keep the youth of today employed by leaving my trolley where im parked

[mighty_tiger_79]

The problem is most trolley collectors aint youth

[Failed Creation]

The problem is most trolley collectors aint youth

Exactly, and quite a few supermarkets don't have designated trolley collectors. I wish a lot of people would think about that when they complain about slow service at the checkout...

[Booney]

Well....well.....well......

http://www.9news.com.au/entertainment/2 ... h-700-cars

British breakfast TV hosts have struggle to keep straight faces during an interview with a man who claims to have had sex with 700 cars, a helicopter, and one woman.

Edward Smith, a 63-year-old mechaphile from Washington, casually shared his peculiar amorous exploits with ITV's This Morning hosts Phillip Schofield and Amanda Holden yesterday, including his 32-year affair with a white 1974 Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla.

He said he first fell in love with the model after he laid eyes on one being driven around by Jehovah's Witnesses.

"There was something about that white '74 Beetle when they pulled up to hand out their Jehovah's Witness literature ... I couldn't keep my eyes off of her," Mr Smith said.

Despite being in a committed relationship, he says Vanilla is happy for him to explore other exploits, though he says he never gets physical with vehicles.

"It's hugging and holding the shape of the car close to me and actually talking to it a little bit and then of course the rest is just physical satisfaction," Mr Smith said.


"You know in your heart and soul these are cars, but when I hold them in my arms I do feel an energy that comes from each one of them.

"There's this very deep love."

Schofield and Holden maintained considerate eye-contact with their subject as they quizzed him on his rules not to allow others to wash Vanilla.

But it was a salacious encounter Mr Smith once had with "10 or so" Ford Tauruses in a car park that left them struggling not to laugh.

"You must have been exhausted," Holden said as her co-host hid a smile


Read more at http://www.9news.com.au/entertainment/2 ... 9ue0rcL.99

[dedja]

I'd boof Holden though ...

[HH3]

I'd boof Holden though ...

Which model?

[dedja]

Amanda Holden

[Booney]

Mark.

[Footy Chick]

Clown.

[am Bays]

Amanda Holden

Are you Amanda Holden a timber slat for a Queen size bed??

[Failed Creation]

[Footy Chick]

small things dude...small things

[Failed Creation]

small things dude...small things

Was that an intended pun you just threw out there?

[Footy Chick]

actually no - I was actually just implying that it's actually not funny

[nuggety goodness]

actually no - I was actually just implying that it's actually not funny

Lucky the thread isn't called 'things that make FC laugh' then huh....

I had a chuckle!

[heater31]

The latest office lovebirds trying to hide their activities......no point denying it kiddies if the rest of us all know about it but you two refuse to accept it

[dedja]

going for it on the kitchen table too obvious?