What The F***

stampy · Post by **stampy** » Thu Nov 01, 2018 5:28 pm

Armchair expert wrote:Best mates fiancé is days from giving birth to their first, she has kicked him out the house and revealed she banged another guy whilst pregnant, the guy is twice her aged and would be close to 150kgs

WTF.....

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:00 am

Armchair expert wrote:Best mates fiancé is days from giving birth to their first, she has kicked him out the house and revealed she banged another guy whilst pregnant, the guy is twice her aged and would be close to 150kgs

There's only one good thing about women during pregnancy and their state of mind isn't it.

woodublieve12 · Post by **woodublieve12** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:10 am

that shit ****...

not quite the same but i picked up y girls from the ex and i asked do you have any plans for the weekend and her response was "maybe balls deep in c***"

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:25 am

woodublieve12 wrote:that shit ****...

not quite the same but i picked up y girls from the ex and i asked do you have any plans for the weekend and her response was "maybe balls deep in c***"

woodublieve12 · Post by **woodublieve12** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:28 am

Spargo wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:that shit ****...

not quite the same but i picked up y girls from the ex and i asked do you have any plans for the weekend and her response was "maybe balls deep in c***"

apparently she doesn't understand why it pissed me off... i shouldn't have reacted but who honestly speaks like that???

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:32 am

woodublieve12 wrote:that shit ****...

not quite the same but i picked up y girls from the ex and i asked do you have any plans for the weekend and her response was "maybe balls deep in c***"

She said it the wrong way around.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:33 am

woodublieve12 wrote:
Spargo wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:that shit ****...

not quite the same but i picked up y girls from the ex and i asked do you have any plans for the weekend and her response was "maybe balls deep in c***"

apparently she doesn't understand why it pissed me off... i shouldn't have reacted but who honestly speaks like that???

She was trying to get a razz out of you mate, just laugh next time and say "snap".

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:49 am

That’s an odd thing to say to even your best mate

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:50 am

Asian woman running in the South Parklands with a full black motorcycle helmet on

Was in normal running attire

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:55 am

Brodlach wrote:Asian woman running in the South Parklands with a full black motorcycle helmet on

Was in normal running attire

That’s a serious upgrade to the mask she probably wears...

Alaska · Post by **Alaska** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:01 am

Brodlach wrote:Asian woman running in the South Parklands with a full black motorcycle helmet on

Was in normal running attire

How did you know she was Asian if she had a full helmet on? running style??

stan · Post by **stan** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:02 am

woodublieve12 wrote:that shit ****...

not quite the same but i picked up y girls from the ex and i asked do you have any plans for the weekend and her response was "maybe balls deep in c***"

That's defiantly different. Brush it off mate as the others said she is just out for a rise in you.

You could have responded with "that's odd I don't remember you having one"

Although you are better than us mate lol

stan · Post by **stan** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:04 am

Armchair expert wrote:Best mates fiancé is days from giving birth to their first, she has kicked him out the house and revealed she banged another guy whilst pregnant, the guy is twice her aged and would be close to 150kgs

Bloody he'll that's definitely a WTF indeed.

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:05 am

Alaska wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Asian woman running in the South Parklands with a full black motorcycle helmet on

Was in normal running attire

How did you know she was Asian if she had a full helmet on? running style??

Stopped at the traffic lights, she caught up and I could see her face

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:08 am

woodublieve12 wrote:that shit ****...

not quite the same but i picked up y girls from the ex and i asked do you have any plans for the weekend and her response was "maybe balls deep in c***"

You haven’t written that somewhere as a joke or said it in earshot of one of her friends?

It’s just a very specific thing to say to get a rise

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:11 am

Alaska wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Asian woman running in the South Parklands with a full black motorcycle helmet on

Was in normal running attire

How did you know she was Asian if she had a full helmet on? running style??

She sounded Asian when he tackled her

woodublieve12 · Post by **woodublieve12** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:41 am

Brodlach wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:that shit ****...

not quite the same but i picked up y girls from the ex and i asked do you have any plans for the weekend and her response was "maybe balls deep in c***"

You haven’t written that somewhere as a joke or said it in earshot of one of her friends?

It’s just a very specific thing to say to get a rise

nah mate... she thinks when i was asking if she had plans that i was implying what she was doin :-??

i am more pissed of it let it bother me... Sorta ruined my night with my girls last night...

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:59 am

woodublieve12 wrote:nah mate... she thinks when i was asking if she had plans that i was implying what she was doin

i am more pissed of it let it bother me... Sorta ruined my night with my girls last night...

Too right, you'll never get anywhere thinking like that, go bang a hot random, you'll feel better with a good empty.

Pseudo · Post by **Pseudo** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 10:00 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Best mates fiancé is days from giving birth to their first, she has kicked him out the house and revealed she banged another guy whilst pregnant, the guy is twice her aged and would be close to 150kgs

There's only one good thing about women during pregnancy and their state of mind isn't it.

Being designated driver for nine months?

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Fri Nov 02, 2018 10:03 am

Pseudo wrote:Being designated driver for nine months?

Sorry, two now.

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