Things that make you laugh

[Booney]

Q and A, they chuck Jackie Lambie one side and a self proclaimed "Muslim activist" on the other and then find themselves having to defuse arguments.

I've grown to hate that show. Contrived roundtable discussions infused with pointless social media bullshit.

Only saw it this morning through my FB feed, agreed, it's a load of shit.

[stan]

Q and A, they chuck Jackie Lambie one side and a self proclaimed "Muslim activist" on the other and then find themselves having to defuse arguments.

I've grown to hate that show. Contrived roundtable discussions infused with pointless social media bullshit.

Only saw it this morning through my FB feed, agreed, it's a load of shit.

Jackie Lambie another good example of having a go and applying for any job regardless of the fact tha you may not be able to do the job.

[Booney]

What a dick.

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A man on parole used a fake penis in an effort to give authorities a clean urine sample, an Adelaide court has heard.

After a series of bank robberies in Adelaide's eastern suburbs more than a decade ago James William Randall-Smith, 30, was sentenced to 16 years in jail, with half that as a non-parole term.

He was released on parole in 2014 but it later was cancelled due to a number of breaches.

District Court Judge Paul Cuthbertson said the breaches had included numerous positive drug tests, including for amphetamines.

"The parole board found various breaches proved, and cancelled his parole and he became liable to serve the balance of the sentence."

Judge Cuthbertson has set a new non-parole term of 14 months, back-dated to March last year when Randall-Smith was taken back into custody.

Randall-Smith and an accomplice were dubbed the "overall bandits" at the time of their crimes because they wore distinctive overalls and balaclavas when, armed with shotguns and sledgehammers, they committed robberies which netted them more than $100,000.

Both men pleaded guilty to charges over a string of bank robberies.

Judge Cuthbertson said Randall-Smith would need support when eventually released from jail.

"The [parole] board has pointed out that the offender has a good and supportive family and friends but is a high-risk offender with a serious violent history and is an individual who has failed to take the opportunities given him on parole," he said.

"His parents continue to be supportive of him. He has not displayed antisocial behaviour since his release on parole. He will need support in returning to the community."

[JK]

How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??

[Lightning McQueen]

How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??

Gaol's are too full.

[Footy Chick]

How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??

I'm trying to figure out how you use a fake penis to pee!

[Booney]

How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??

I'm trying to figure out how you use a fake penis to pee!

We could really milk this one.

[JK]

How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??

I'm trying to figure out how you use a fake penis to pee!

People need to watch a bit of Frank Gallagher to learn how to circumnavigate such testing

[Spargo]

How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??

I'm trying to figure out how you use a fake penis to pee!

We could really milk this one.

I'd only cock it up...

[Magellan]

How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??

I'm trying to figure out how you use a fake penis to pee!

People need to watch a bit of Frank Gallagher to learn how to circumnavigate such testing

And I thought the idea of using a supply of incontaminated baby piss with a tube strapped to the old fella in "Withnail and I" was clever.

[Pseudo]

How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??

I'm trying to figure out how you use a fake penis to pee!

Would have been more baffling if he'd been using it to deliver a semen sample...

[Brodlach]

How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??

Gaol's are too full.

Often thought they should turn the Holden plant into a new gaol it ease the load.

[Wedgie]

How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??

Gaol's are too full.

Often thought they should turn the Holden plant into a new gaol it ease the load.

Good call, they could have left the workers in there and saved on some police work!

[Jim05]

How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??

Gaol's are too full.

Often thought they should turn the Holden plant into a new gaol it ease the load.

Or just shoot the pricks.
We are way too soft on criminals who are repeat offenders

[Brodlach]

How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??

Gaol's are too full.

Often thought they should turn the Holden plant into a new gaol it ease the load.

Good call, they could have left the workers in there and saved on some police work!

Was going to say something about the northern suburbs but....

[Lightning McQueen]

How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??

Gaol's are too full.

Often thought they should turn the Holden plant into a new gaol it ease the load.

Don't have far to walk home upon release either.

[coman]

How are parolee's allowed "numerous" positive drug tests before being sent back??

Gaol's are too full.

Often thought they should turn the Holden plant into a new gaol it ease the load.

Also wife's and kids wouldn't have far to walk for visits.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Midnight oil returning to tour.

Just a shame he didn't stick to the politics of his music when he entered parliament.

[Lightning McQueen]

Midnight oil returning to tour.

Just a shame he didn't stick to the politics of his music when he entered parliament.

I must be on my own with the Oil's, never really got into them, found them to be too mundane with just different lyrics to the same music.

I do like what they sing about though.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Midnight oil returning to tour.

Just a shame he didn't stick to the politics of his music when he entered parliament.

I must be on my own with the Oil's, never really got into them, found them to be too mundane with just different lyrics to the same music.

I do like what they sing about though.

Ditto. A few songs I don't mind. I enjoyed the political content and topics.
But that's all irrelevant now.

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