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Media Park wrote:
wooly wrote:I can guarantee that anyone in this thread except for Media Park that has no sympathy for Ben Cousins has never been close to someone with a drug addiction.

edited for the first time, for accuracy.


Still inaccurate by wooly. Don't generalise as you don't know everyone's background on here
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WADH ... again
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At least he is on something safer. Bong on cus, bong on.
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Johno6 wrote:heard on the radio that he was caught with it in his foreskin........


lolwut!

How do you fit a hash pipe under your foreskin?!
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Look like a snake had swallowed a violin.
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Hahah. It is either a big foreskin or a small pipe?
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Brings an ironic twist to the term "pole smoker"
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You know your rock bottom when a bloke cop asks you "mate drop your strides, we'll need to skin it back to find a pipe".
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Sad that an absolute champion of the game has ended up this way.

Sadder still that in this day and age, there is not adequate help for people (famous or other) in this situation.
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I think he has had adequate help.

He just doesn't want to change, to be honest if he wasn't such a high profile person he would probably be living a normal functioning life and having his fun.
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Media Park wrote:Sad that an absolute champion of the game has ended up this way.

Sadder still that in this day and age, there is not adequate help for people (famous or other) in this situation.

He's had more than enough help. Unfortunately for him and his family, he didn't want to quit and now he's a drug ****** addict.
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Zelezny Chucks wrote:I think he has had adequate help.

He just doesn't want to change, to be honest if he wasn't such a high profile person he would probably be living a normal functioning life and having his fun.


And probably wouldn't have cops harassing him at every turn.
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So he's not doing anything illegal?
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smac wrote:So he's not doing anything illegal?


Of course he is. Just pointing out that cops don't tend to stalk your average no-name, pill-popping, crack-pipe smoking, spliff-roaching, weekend warrior.
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Q. wrote:
smac wrote:So he's not doing anything illegal?

Of course he is. Just pointing out that cops don't tend to stalk your average no-name, pill-popping, crack-pipe smoking, spliff-roaching, weekend warrior.
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Q. wrote:
smac wrote:So he's not doing anything illegal?


Of course he is. Just pointing out that cops don't tend to stalk your average no-name, pill-popping, crack-pipe smoking, spliff-roaching, weekend warrior.

He is now a known criminal in their eyes, his own fault he has something on him when he does get stopped.
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Q. wrote:
smac wrote:So he's not doing anything illegal?


Of course he is. Just pointing out that cops don't tend to stalk your average no-name, pill-popping, crack-pipe smoking, spliff-roaching, weekend warrior.


Not all, but some they sure do. ;)
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My Name is Crystal Meth"

I destroy homes, I tear families apart,
I take your children, and that's just the start.
I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold.
... ... The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold.
If you need me, remember, I'm easily found,
I live around you, in schools and in town.
I live with the rich, I live with the poor,
I live down the street, and maybe next door.
I'm made in a lab, but not like you think,
I can be made next door under a sink.
In your child's closet, and even the woods,
If this scares you to death, well it certainly should.
***
I have many names, but there's one you know best,
I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is CRYSTAL METH.
My power is awesome, try me you'll see.
But if you do it, you may never break free.
Just try me once and I might let YOU go,
But try me twice and I'll own your soul.
When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie.
You do what you have to just to get high.
The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charms.
Will be worth the pleasure you'll feel in your arms.
You'll lie to your mother, you'll steal from your dad,
When you see their tears, YOU should feel sad.
But you'll forget your morals and how you were raised,
I'll be your conscience, I'll teach you my ways,
I take kids from parents, and parents from kids,
I turn people from GOD, and separate friends.
***
I'll take everything from you, your looks and your pride.
I'll be with you always right by your side.
You'll give up everything your family, your home,
your friends, your money, then you'll be alone.
I'll take and take, till you have nothing more to give,
When I'm finished with you, you'll be lucky to live.
If you try me be warned, this is no game,
If given the chance, I'll drive you insane.
I'll ravish your body, I'll control your mind,
I'll own you completely, your soul will be mine.
The nightmares I'll give you while lying in bed,
The voices you'll hear, from inside your head.
The sweats, the shakes, the visions you'll see,
I want you to know, these are all gifts from me.
But then it's too late, and you'll know in your heart,
That YOU are mine, and we shall not part.
***
You'll regret that you tried me, they always do,
BUT IT WAS YOU THAT CAME TO ME, NOT I TO YOU.
You knew this would happen, many times you were told.
But you challenged my power, and chose to be bold.
You could have SAID NO, and just walked away,
If you could live that day over, now what would you say?
I'll be your master, you will be my slave.
I'll even go with, when you go to your GRAVE.
***
Now that you have met me, WHAT WILL YOU DO?
Will you try me or not? It's all up to YOU!
I can bring you more misery than words can tell,
come take my hand, let me lead you to HELL!!!
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goraw wrote:My Name is Crystal Meth"

I destroy homes, I tear families apart,
I take your children, and that's just the start.
I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold.
... ... The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold.
If you need me, remember, I'm easily found,
I live around you, in schools and in town.
I live with the rich, I live with the poor,
I live down the street, and maybe next door.
I'm made in a lab, but not like you think,
I can be made next door under a sink.
In your child's closet, and even the woods,
If this scares you to death, well it certainly should.
***
I have many names, but there's one you know best,
I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is CRYSTAL METH.
My power is awesome, try me you'll see.
But if you do it, you may never break free.
Just try me once and I might let YOU go,
But try me twice and I'll own your soul.
When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie.
You do what you have to just to get high.
The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charms.
Will be worth the pleasure you'll feel in your arms.
You'll lie to your mother, you'll steal from your dad,
When you see their tears, YOU should feel sad.
But you'll forget your morals and how you were raised,
I'll be your conscience, I'll teach you my ways,
I take kids from parents, and parents from kids,
I turn people from GOD, and separate friends.
***
I'll take everything from you, your looks and your pride.
I'll be with you always right by your side.
You'll give up everything your family, your home,
your friends, your money, then you'll be alone.
I'll take and take, till you have nothing more to give,
When I'm finished with you, you'll be lucky to live.
If you try me be warned, this is no game,
If given the chance, I'll drive you insane.
I'll ravish your body, I'll control your mind,
I'll own you completely, your soul will be mine.
The nightmares I'll give you while lying in bed,
The voices you'll hear, from inside your head.
The sweats, the shakes, the visions you'll see,
I want you to know, these are all gifts from me.
But then it's too late, and you'll know in your heart,
That YOU are mine, and we shall not part.
***
You'll regret that you tried me, they always do,
BUT IT WAS YOU THAT CAME TO ME, NOT I TO YOU.
You knew this would happen, many times you were told.
But you challenged my power, and chose to be bold.
You could have SAID NO, and just walked away,
If you could live that day over, now what would you say?
I'll be your master, you will be my slave.
I'll even go with, when you go to your GRAVE.
***
Now that you have met me, WHAT WILL YOU DO?
Will you try me or not? It's all up to YOU!
I can bring you more misery than words can tell,
come take my hand, let me lead you to HELL!!!


how spot on is that thanks for posting it m8 absolute fuxking horrible drug that tears people and familys apart....i could not imagine what it would be like to be hooked on that crap but you make the decision to put that crap in your body lets hope ben can kick it but i dont think he wants too...
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