What The F***

[Wedgie]

I don't understand what the fuss is about. Awesome idea.

Would have preferred that when I was young (or when my kids were young) to some god botherer boring me shitless or trying to molest me.

I've always been comfortable with my sexuality though.

[Spargo]

I don't understand what the fuss is about. Awesome idea.

Would have preferred that when I was young (or when my kids were young) to some god botherer boring me shitless or trying to molest me.

I've always been comfortable with my sexuality though.

Erm, it’s not at all about your sexuality.

[Magellan]

Went to see 'Rocket Man' on holiday in Spain (see corresponding post in the 'shits' thread), and about halfway through there's a scene where Elton John calls up his mum and comes out of the closet (sorry about the spoiler for those who haven't seen it. ).

At this point, a bloke gets up out of his seat, and simply walks out and does not return to the cinema. I can only presume the guy was a redneck who'd just realised that Elton John wasn't the macho rock and roll hero he thought he was, and went straight home to promptly smash up his vinyl 45 inch single of 'Tiny Dancer' in a fit of homophobic rage. Hope he's better informed for 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'

[Brodlach]

There’s a body called “The Pedestrian Council of Australia”

[Pseudo]

There’s a body called “The Pedestrian Council of Australia”

I wonder if their office has parking space?

[tipper]

There’s a body called “The Pedestrian Council of Australia”

yeah, pretty sure its just that one bloke harold scruby and a fax machine though.

seems to pop up every once in a while railing about bull bars in the city or electric cars or some such nonsense.

never seen or heard from any other members of his supposed council. no idea why he is given air time to be honest

[Magellan]

There’s a body called “The Pedestrian Council of Australia”

yeah, pretty sure its just that one bloke harold scruby and a fax machine though.

Are you sure? I thought the head honcho was Jay Walker.

[tipper]

There’s a body called “The Pedestrian Council of Australia”

yeah, pretty sure its just that one bloke harold scruby and a fax machine though.

Are you sure? I thought the head honcho was Jay Walker.

nah, hes the minister for funny walks

[Corona Man]

After my Sunday morning umpiring of an Under 13's game (see Diary of a local umpy) I have just heard a story that several parents have entered an umpires room at an Under 11's game and got stuck into a young female umpire this weekend. Seriously some Parents are just cock heads!

[gadj1976]

After my Sunday morning umpiring of an Under 13's game (see Diary of a local umpy) I have just heard a story that several parents have entered an umpires room at an Under 11's game and got stuck into a young female umpire this weekend. Seriously some Parents are just cock heads!

Ha, it'd be funny if it wasn't so serious. I mean if that game was in Metro Adelaide, they don't even keep score!

[Spargo]

The woman who let her dog piss on the back wheel of my parked van just then - whilst I was sitting in it!
She obviously didn’t realise at the time (she certainly does now).
After a few choice words to her, loud enough that other passers by could hear, she stormed off angry, but embarrassed - very embarrassed.

[Booney]

The woman who let her dog piss on the back wheel of my parked van just then - whilst I was sitting in it!
She obviously didn’t realise at the time (she certainly does now).
After a few choice words to her, loud enough that other passers by could hear, she stormed off angry, but embarrassed - very embarrassed.

That personalized plate sure has it's pitfalls.

[DOC]

Stop parking outside the Morans and the dogs won't feel the need to mark their territory.

[Pseudo]

The woman who let her dog piss on the back wheel of my parked van just then - whilst I was sitting in it!
She obviously didn’t realise at the time (she certainly does now).
After a few choice words to her, loud enough that other passers by could hear, she stormed off angry, but embarrassed - very embarrassed.

Oh dear, you've touched a sore spot....

Many years ago I was running a martial arts class out of a high school on a Saturday morning. The high school was on a main road, so I had an A-frame sign made up to park on the footpath while the class was running, to advertise the presence of the club to passing motorists. The first time I took the sign to the class I got changed, then took the sign 100 metres to the main road where I secured it to a road sign with a length of chain. Walking back into the school, I turned around to look - and standing next to the sign, staring off into space, was a man. In his hand was a leash, leading down to a dog, which had its leg cocked over my brand-new A-frame sign. The bloody thing had not been there even a minute, and a bloke was letting his dog piss all over it.

I yelled out "Oi!". The bloke snapped out of his daydream and saw me standing there in gi & hakama, looking raw death at him. Then he looked down to see his dog pissing over a sign decorated with a picture of one bloke (in gi & hakama) throwing another bloke. At this point he managed to bang two working neurons together. He muttered a quick "sorry" and took off post-haste. Poor old Fido didn't even have a chance to put his leg down and was dragged stumbling after his master.

In a perfect world, I'd have been within my rights to restrain the prick and force him to lick the sign clean...

[Pseudo]

Smuggling.

It used to be heroin sewed into the lining of cases, or marijuana stashed in boogie-board bags.

Now it's pig semen concealed in hand-lotion bottles.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2019- ... n/11407864

[Booney]

Smuggling.

It used to be heroin sewed into the lining of cases, or marijuana stashed in boogie-board bags.

Now it's pig semen concealed in hand-lotion bottles.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2019- ... n/11407864

All for 6 piglets per sow per year.

[Lightning McQueen]

Teacher: "What does your dad do for a living?"
Little Johnny: "He's a pig flogger Miss"

[RB]

The woman who let her dog piss on the back wheel of my parked van just then - whilst I was sitting in it!
She obviously didn’t realise at the time (she certainly does now).
After a few choice words to her, loud enough that other passers by could hear, she stormed off angry, but embarrassed - very embarrassed.

That personalized plate sure has it's pitbulls.

EFA

[Mythical Creature]

Teacher: "What does your dad do for a living?"
Little Johnny: "He's a pig flogger Miss"

I used to work at a pig semen business whilst I was at Uni. Awesome $$$$

[Mr Beefy]

Teacher: "What does your dad do for a living?"
Little Johnny: "He's a pig flogger Miss"

I used to work at a pig semen business whilst I was at Uni. Awesome $$$$

Just do it for a hobby now?