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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Oct 03, 2018 1:28 pm

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Footy Chick wrote:It was in the paper?

No dear.

Did you get your lightning and thunder last night?


Was there thunder and lightning?

Wish somebody bombarded my social media feeds with photos....






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It was one photo.

I'm not usually a fan but gee it was impressive from where we were, a few Tuesday evening reds made it better I guess.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:23 am

Mrs Boon watching the Bachelor Finale last night, I'm doing whatever else it was around the house. At the same time I'm flicking through Twitter and see the "finish" coming through from the eastern seaboard states. Oh yes.

I go back in and spend 30 minutes winding up Mrs Boon telling her I know the winner etc etc. Quality entertainment. Me mocking her, not the Bachelor.

PS - Sophie. :shock:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:25 am

Booney wrote:Mrs Boon watching the Bachelor Finale last night, I'm doing whatever else it was around the house. At the same time I'm flicking through Twitter and see the "finish" coming through from the eastern seaboard states. Oh yes.

I go back in and spend 30 minutes winding up Mrs Boon telling her I know the winner etc etc. Quality entertainment. Me mocking her, not the Bachelor.

PS - Sophie. :shock:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:28 am

amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:Mrs Boon watching the Bachelor Finale last night, I'm doing whatever else it was around the house. At the same time I'm flicking through Twitter and see the "finish" coming through from the eastern seaboard states. Oh yes.

I go back in and spend 30 minutes winding up Mrs Boon telling her I know the winner etc etc. Quality entertainment. Me mocking her, not the Bachelor.

PS - Sophie. :shock:

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Must admit it, I sat through nearly 20 minutes last night, caught up with the whole season.

Sophie, Brooke and maybe Brittany if pushed.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby heater31 » Fri Oct 05, 2018 12:10 pm

So you have finished negotiations for world peace Mr Annan?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Oct 05, 2018 12:12 pm

heater31 wrote:So you have finished negotiations for world peace Mr Annan?


There's progress but tensions still run high.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Grenville » Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:14 pm

Made an old bloke feel very uncomfortable today at 1st Aid training today. They had one of the mock scenarios where my hand had to rest on his knee, after a few seconds I said "you realise we're married now". Poor old bastard didn't know where to look.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Thu Oct 11, 2018 3:09 pm

The way media report things to get people clicking on their articles "Ex-AFL Rookie player jailed over assault.."



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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Oct 16, 2018 7:58 am

While I as on leave last week I seen an email that my boss was on aswell from one of our regional managers having a dig at me for not answering my phone.

I intervened and pointed out that I was on leave and he should've checked his emails, I also pointed out that if it was so important that he should've rang my mobile.

I just checked my voicemail messages and there's one where he has told the machine that next time he's in Adelaide he'll rip my fk'n phone out of the wall.

I've just sent him a nice email letting him know that I've just listened to it.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby heater31 » Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:28 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:While I as on leave last week I seen an email that my boss was on aswell from one of our regional managers having a dig at me for not answering my phone.

I intervened and pointed out that I was on leave and he should've checked his emails, I also pointed out that if it was so important that he should've rang my mobile.

I just checked my voicemail messages and there's one where he has told the machine that next time he's in Adelaide he'll rip my fk'n phone out of the wall.

I've just sent him a nice email letting him know that I've just listened to it.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:52 am

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Lightning McQueen wrote:While I as on leave last week I seen an email that my boss was on aswell from one of our regional managers having a dig at me for not answering my phone.

I intervened and pointed out that I was on leave and he should've checked his emails, I also pointed out that if it was so important that he should've rang my mobile.

I just checked my voicemail messages and there's one where he has told the machine that next time he's in Adelaide he'll rip my fk'n phone out of the wall.

I've just sent him a nice email letting him know that I've just listened to it.
And in your head your going now give me that promotion you ****!

Hell yeah, he walked right into it with his apologetic email reply and then called me to tell me in person, I don't hold grudges but I'll have some fun with it, the dude sucks up my arse at Christmas shows etc. He wont be living this down for a while.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:30 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:While I as on leave last week I seen an email that my boss was on aswell from one of our regional managers having a dig at me for not answering my phone.

I intervened and pointed out that I was on leave and he should've checked his emails, I also pointed out that if it was so important that he should've rang my mobile.

I just checked my voicemail messages and there's one where he has told the machine that next time he's in Adelaide he'll rip my fk'n phone out of the wall.

I've just sent him a nice email letting him know that I've just listened to it.


Record new voicemail message:

"Sorry, I can't take your call right now because <name> has ripped my fk'n phone out of the wall. Leave a message and I'll get back to you when my telecomms hardware has been replaced."
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Oct 24, 2018 8:44 am

A sheila at work, didn't rock up to our stocktake Saturday morning, had Monday and Tuesday off sick, arrives today at 7:25, has spent 75 minutes talking shit loudly to a co-worker and now has just sat down to a bowl of cereal she just prepared.

I asked if she is doing a report that I require by 7:45am that I need data from to send to head office by 8am, the reply "I'm getting to it, I've been busy".
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Wed Oct 24, 2018 9:18 am

Did you politely tell her to stick that bowl of cereal in her gob and hurry the f£€k up?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Wed Oct 24, 2018 9:42 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:A sheila at work, didn't rock up to our stocktake Saturday morning, had Monday and Tuesday off sick, arrives today at 7:25, has spent 75 minutes talking shit loudly to a co-worker and now has just sat down to a bowl of cereal she just prepared.

I asked if she is doing a report that I require by 7:45am that I need data from to send to head office by 8am, the reply "I'm getting to it, I've been busy".


You're asking at 7:25 + 0:75 = 8:40 about a report that you needed by 7:45?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Wed Oct 24, 2018 9:48 am

One off or is she a Cereal offender? (I'll see myself out ...)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:02 am

Pseudo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:A sheila at work, didn't rock up to our stocktake Saturday morning, had Monday and Tuesday off sick, arrives today at 7:25, has spent 75 minutes talking shit loudly to a co-worker and now has just sat down to a bowl of cereal she just prepared.

I asked if she is doing a report that I require by 7:45am that I need data from to send to head office by 8am, the reply "I'm getting to it, I've been busy".


You're asking at 7:25 + 0:75 = 8:40 about a report that you needed by 7:45?

Yep. Head office had already rang me twice.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:04 am

Brodlach wrote:Did you politely tell her to stick that bowl of cereal in her gob and hurry the f£€k up?

It really isn't worth it, she's an absolute fog horn.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:05 am

JK wrote:One off or is she a Cereal offender? (I'll see myself out ...)



These puns make you look like a Fruit Loop.
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