Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:14 pm

Dwayne Russell saying that Geelong are playing in their "jumper". Mate, its a T-shirt.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby daysofourlives » Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:57 pm

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Failed Creation wrote:It shits me when I'm talking to someone, and they mention they played AFL in the past.

So I'll ask them "which club?"

They replay with something like "Beaufort".

Last time I checked, Beaufort never had an AFL side.

Similarly I was driving around last week and I saw a sign saying “Come and try NRL” I thought Adelaide must have started a new side or something :)

Pretty sure we've had this convo before, I'm heading out with some mates to play NBA this afternoon.


I think I played roughly my 500th Test match on Saturday making yet another Test match 50
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Feb 24, 2020 9:29 am

daysofourlives wrote:
I think I played roughly my 500th Test match on Saturday making yet another Test match 50


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby PatowalongaPirate » Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:55 pm

Some questionable field placements here. Two back for the hook and Mid Off isn't even watching.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:57 pm

PatowalongaPirate wrote:Some questionable field placements here. Two back for the hook and Mid Off isn't even watching.


I'm calling 4 behind square.

No ball.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:00 pm

Ring my old man this morning, I can hear the wind blowing "Shore to ship" I say "Shore to ship"

"Ship to shore" comes the reply.

"Blueys?"

"Yep"

"Bagged out?"

"Yeah, but just gave 8 to some lads in a tinny nearby who hadn't got many".

"WHAT THE ****?"

"You're breaking up, need to get back to the nets, see ya soon"
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:06 pm

Booney wrote:Ring my old man this morning, I can hear the wind blowing "Shore to ship" I say "Shore to ship"

"Ship to shore" comes the reply.

"Blueys?"

"Yep"

"Bagged out?"

"Yeah, but just gave 8 to some lads in a tinny nearby who hadn't got many".

"WHAT THE ****?"

"You're breaking up, need to get back to the nets, see ya soon"


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:07 pm

PatowalongaPirate wrote:Some questionable field placements here. Two back for the hook and Mid Off isn't even watching.

Especially when it is virtually impossible to hit the ball behind square.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:08 pm

Jealous? I'm ******* filthy, they should have been my crabs!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:11 pm

Booney wrote:Jealous? I'm ******* filthy, they should have been my crabs!

Ha, I read it the other way, I didn't take your loss into the equation.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:13 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:Jealous? I'm ******* filthy, they should have been my crabs!

Ha, I read it the other way, I didn't take your loss into the equation.


Some frosty ales in the fridge would have gone perfectly with them at around 6 tonight.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:14 pm

Booney wrote:Some frosty ales in the fridge would have gone perfectly with them at around 6 tonight.


I have a meeting at Thebarton after work, will be lucky to get home by 8:30pm!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Tue Feb 25, 2020 9:53 pm

daysofourlives wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Jim05 wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:It shits me when I'm talking to someone, and they mention they played AFL in the past.

So I'll ask them "which club?"

They replay with something like "Beaufort".

Last time I checked, Beaufort never had an AFL side.

Similarly I was driving around last week and I saw a sign saying “Come and try NRL” I thought Adelaide must have started a new side or something :)

Pretty sure we've had this convo before, I'm heading out with some mates to play NBA this afternoon.


I think I played roughly my 500th Test match on Saturday making yet another Test match 50


I've mentioned this before, but even getting chatted to by a good looking ch1ck in a pub in Canberra, didn't deter me from standing ground. The conversation went something like this;

Her - do you play AFL?
Me - ahh, no.
Her - so you play NRL?
Me - no
Her - so what do you play
Me - Aussie Rules
Her (exit, stage left)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:25 pm

I embrace it, love the fact I've played AFL, EPL, MLB, NBA and have also dabbled at the Olympics, I also enjoy driving my F1 car to work when not Moto GPing my 49 cyclinder bike there.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:46 pm

gadj1976 wrote:Her (exit, stage left)

You sure you weren't being chatted up by Snagglepuss?

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Bedge » Wed Feb 26, 2020 2:27 pm

… UK Fan's signature - feel like it takes up half a page, spend more time scrolling past it than reading posts.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Feb 26, 2020 4:25 pm

The Bedge wrote:… UK Fan's signature - feel like it takes up half a page, spend more time scrolling past it than reading posts.


Yours is only one less quote than his.

Does that makes yours 1/3rd less annoying? :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Bedge » Wed Feb 26, 2020 4:39 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
The Bedge wrote:… UK Fan's signature - feel like it takes up half a page, spend more time scrolling past it than reading posts.


Yours is only one less quote than his.

Does that makes yours 1/3rd less annoying? :lol:

I prefer "33%"
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Thu Feb 27, 2020 3:42 pm

Passing Blood.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Fri Feb 28, 2020 9:42 am

Corona Man wrote:Passing Blood.


ouch. you alright?
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