PORT PIRIE TROTS DEAR OH DEAR OH ME

[mal]

PORT PIRIE 23/11/07
Shame shame shame
I backed a horse called DUNYA DASH
It led and was in a photo and dead heated for first
TAB DIV $1-70

Jimmehhh Jaques the on course commentator called Dunya Dash the winner by a sMALl margin
The result a dead heat

CALAMITY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was an electrical prob on course and no photo finish
The judge declared a dead heat
On course punters were astounded

CALAMITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Driver of DUNYA DASH Jick Dunlop alledgedly did not drive out his horse
There was an enquiry
Story hazit stewards were going to MAYBE ping Dunlop for not driving out his horse
Dunlop said they could not as he WON the ******* race.....

So I get $1-70 and not $3-40 grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The oncourse TAB was unavailable for a few races
we live in 2007
in 1969 we put a man on the moon

[bayman]

there was a power failure it happens from time to time (everywhere, i just hope we don't have one here when its 40+ degrees), as for the judge well i'd suggest with no photo or vision & the judge undecided he went the safe option, unfortuneately with no power we didn't see the race so we don't know

[mal]

there was a power failure it happens from time to time (everywhere, i just hope we don't have one here when its 40+ degrees), as for the judge well i'd suggest with no photo or vision & the judge undecided he went the safe option, unfortuneately with no power we didn't see the race so we don't know

everyone that was on course that i have talked to thought the winner was DUNYA DASH
except the judge
expect to hear MOORE about this perhaps

[bayman]

just put it down to another way to do your dosh well half of it anyway

[G]

MAL, ever heard of
1. No use crying over spilt milk
2. Touched, play on

We've all got hard luck stories where the result is we do our absolute, but in line with your arsey punting, something goes wrong and you still collect.[just not as much].

[mal]

MAL, ever heard of
1. No use crying over spilt milk
2. Touched, play on

We've all got hard luck stories where the result is we do our absolute, but in line with your arsey punting, something goes wrong and you still collect.[just not as much].

The judge is ridiculed
The stewards were upstaged
Thats the criteria
And yes it cost me as well

[another grub]

sounds like a complete joke..... and they wonder why we dont take them seriosly.... my mail is it won by a foot mal and that came from someone at the track....

[bundybrad]

Good ol' Port Pirie....
'Where the steak sandwiches are sold out by race 1 and 10 hotdogs for everyone'

[bayman]

Good ol' Port Pirie....
'Where the steak sandwiches are sold out by race 1 and 10 hotdogs for everyone'

when i go to port pirie i always walk across the road & go to kfc & off course on the way home it is a thickshake at port wakefield

[jackpot jim]

Good ol' Port Pirie....
'Where the steak sandwiches are sold out by race 1 and 10 hotdogs for everyone'

when i go to port pirie i always walk across the road & go to kfc & off course on the way home it is a thickshake at port wakefield

AH, Thats the Secret for you Keeping in such Good Shape like myself.

[bayman]

yes jj that is correct but as you know a good stallion has a good girth

[centreman]

there was a power failure it happens from time to time (everywhere, i just hope we don't have one here when its 40+ degrees), as for the judge well i'd suggest with no photo or vision & the judge undecided he went the safe option, unfortuneately with no power we didn't see the race so we don't know

everyone that was on course that i have talked to thought the winner was DUNYA DASH
except the judge
expect to hear MOORE about this perhaps

Mal seen a copy of photo finish of Pirie race which Jim J had at GDP Monday.
If you were on Dunya Dash should be celebrating. Cos photo we seen (Tee Law, Mick Crime) looked like Jaspar Dunbar may of even won!!!! So getting dead heat may of been a bonus for you.

[mal]

Exhibit A[photo finish] presented by Centreman.
Thanks for clearing the matter
I was going on the chatter of a few people
In view of this evidence I will retract my insinuating post.

What happened to Jock in the stewards room ?
Is that true ?