Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Wed Jan 23, 2019 6:03 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
Booney wrote:Takes longer to become a vet than it does to become a doctor.

and they actually don't get paid anywhere near as much apparently

Dunno, when I was in private practice as a medical specialist in Melbourne and I helped my local Vet set up his new billing software I noticed he was grossing double what I was. Howevr, I concede his operating costs may have been higher, and I am in a lower paid non-surgical speciality.

These days I do better - the bit of locum work I do from time to time pays twice as much per day worked compared to the private practice, and there are NO overheads. However, you do have to be away from home for weeks a time...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Thu Jan 24, 2019 9:40 pm

Adelaide Metro

So, I decide at 4.25 it's too hot to ride home, so I will catch the bus home. I had to go to the Adelaide Metro office to get my daughter a new card. I looked at the app and it says my bus is 4 mins away. I toddle off down Currie St to the bus stop and see about 100m away the 545x already at the stop. i run, not on the footpath but in the bus zone so the bus driver can see me. Get there, wave at the bus driver who by this time has his indicator on. He sees me (I'm now 10m away, waving in front of the bus, still standing on the road), he shakes his head and drives away.

******* prick.

It's 46 FFS. He's seen me run down the road. He's seen me standing there waving like I'm listening to My Sharona (thanks Dennis Commetti) and still drives off.

No wonder I don't catch public transport.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:24 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:35 am

gadj1976 wrote:Adelaide Metro

So, I decide at 4.25 it's too hot to ride home, so I will catch the bus home. I had to go to the Adelaide Metro office to get my daughter a new card. I looked at the app and it says my bus is 4 mins away. I toddle off down Currie St to the bus stop and see about 100m away the 545x already at the stop. i run, not on the footpath but in the bus zone so the bus driver can see me. Get there, wave at the bus driver who by this time has his indicator on. He sees me (I'm now 10m away, waving in front of the bus, still standing on the road), he shakes his head and drives away.

******* prick.

It's 46 FFS. He's seen me run down the road. He's seen me standing there waving like I'm listening to My Sharona (thanks Dennis Commetti) and still drives off.

No wonder I don't catch public transport.


Happening more and more with this mob. I think their drivers are under that much pressure to hit their targets they are not waiting past the allocated time no matter what.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby David Brent » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:20 am

gadj1976 wrote:Adelaide Metro

So, I decide at 4.25 it's too hot to ride home, so I will catch the bus home. I had to go to the Adelaide Metro office to get my daughter a new card. I looked at the app and it says my bus is 4 mins away. I toddle off down Currie St to the bus stop and see about 100m away the 545x already at the stop. i run, not on the footpath but in the bus zone so the bus driver can see me. Get there, wave at the bus driver who by this time has his indicator on. He sees me (I'm now 10m away, waving in front of the bus, still standing on the road), he shakes his head and drives away.

******* prick.

It's 46 FFS. He's seen me run down the road. He's seen me standing there waving like I'm listening to My Sharona (thanks Dennis Commetti) and still drives off.

No wonder I don't catch public transport.


Their a special mob at Adelaide Metro. I catch the tram daily & it peak hour trams run every 10 minutes which is fine. Yesterday the hottest day in 80 years they reduce their services due to heat. Waited with well over 100-150 people for half an hour for a tram at Vic Square at 5pm last night. 3 trams came past they other way from Glenelg to City whilst we waited. One lady fainted, hit her head & had to be attended to by SA Ambulance whilst we all waited.

Bunch of D!cks at times SA Metro
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:50 am

David Brent wrote:
gadj1976 wrote:Adelaide Metro

So, I decide at 4.25 it's too hot to ride home, so I will catch the bus home. I had to go to the Adelaide Metro office to get my daughter a new card. I looked at the app and it says my bus is 4 mins away. I toddle off down Currie St to the bus stop and see about 100m away the 545x already at the stop. i run, not on the footpath but in the bus zone so the bus driver can see me. Get there, wave at the bus driver who by this time has his indicator on. He sees me (I'm now 10m away, waving in front of the bus, still standing on the road), he shakes his head and drives away.

******* prick.

It's 46 FFS. He's seen me run down the road. He's seen me standing there waving like I'm listening to My Sharona (thanks Dennis Commetti) and still drives off.

No wonder I don't catch public transport.


Their a special mob at Adelaide Metro. I catch the tram daily & it peak hour trams run every 10 minutes which is fine. Yesterday the hottest day in 80 years they reduce their services due to heat. Waited with well over 100-150 people for half an hour for a tram at Vic Square at 5pm last night. 3 trams came past they other way from Glenelg to City whilst we waited. One lady fainted, hit her head & had to be attended to by SA Ambulance whilst we all waited.

Bunch of D!cks at times SA Metro
Ummm rail tracks are made of steel and correct me if I'm wrong steel expands when heated. Roll multiple trams or trains full of people over the track might actually cause more damage to the line causing delays or heaven forbid a derailment where hundreds of people are injured.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:06 pm

David Brent wrote:
gadj1976 wrote:Adelaide Metro

So, I decide at 4.25 it's too hot to ride home, so I will catch the bus home. I had to go to the Adelaide Metro office to get my daughter a new card. I looked at the app and it says my bus is 4 mins away. I toddle off down Currie St to the bus stop and see about 100m away the 545x already at the stop. i run, not on the footpath but in the bus zone so the bus driver can see me. Get there, wave at the bus driver who by this time has his indicator on. He sees me (I'm now 10m away, waving in front of the bus, still standing on the road), he shakes his head and drives away.

******* prick.

It's 46 FFS. He's seen me run down the road. He's seen me standing there waving like I'm listening to My Sharona (thanks Dennis Commetti) and still drives off.

No wonder I don't catch public transport.


Their a special mob at Adelaide Metro. I catch the tram daily & it peak hour trams run every 10 minutes which is fine. Yesterday the hottest day in 80 years they reduce their services due to heat. Waited with well over 100-150 people for half an hour for a tram at Vic Square at 5pm last night. 3 trams came past they other way from Glenelg to City whilst we waited. One lady fainted, hit her head & had to be attended to by SA Ambulance whilst we all waited.

Bunch of D!cks at times SA Metro


Yeh, not sure you're backing up my argument there. I see they did that because of safety. Whilst I feel for you and the others stuck out there, they did that for safety reasons, but anyway.......
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sat Jan 26, 2019 6:42 pm

Cricket. Stupid ******* game.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:43 pm

Daughter and her friends, had a party yesterday, some gronk decides to smash an echo of beer on the pool decking and then just push the broken glass into the pool. Not happy Jan :evil: :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:17 am

locky801 wrote:Daughter and her friends, had a party yesterday, some gronk decides to smash an echo of beer on the pool decking and then just push the broken glass into the pool. Not happy Jan :evil: :evil:


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:37 am

Booney wrote:
locky801 wrote:Daughter and her friends, had a party yesterday, some gronk decides to smash an echo of beer on the pool decking and then just push the broken glass into the pool. Not happy Jan :evil: :evil:


May he rest in peace.

Or she
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stampy » Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:27 am

EPAS - how can any government be so incredibly incompetent, stupid, ******* useless enough to spend nearly half a billion dollars on a system that was ****** from the very start? those responsible should be held accountable and jailed for life to be made an example of, not just allowed to walk off into the sunset with no accountability
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:40 am

stampy wrote:EPAS - how can any government be so incredibly incompetent, stupid, ******* useless enough to spend nearly half a billion dollars on a system that was ****** from the very start? those responsible should be held accountable and jailed for life to be made an example of, not just allowed to walk off into the sunset with no accountability


Hard copies of patient records are kept in the basement at TQEH, similar records kept to the RAH > nRAH can't be held there for much longer due to the sheer weight of them, they can't be sent to an upper floor. Won't be long and we/they'll need a records facility off site from the (n)RAH and patients records will need to be sourced from there.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Wed Jan 30, 2019 9:44 am

Booney wrote:
stampy wrote:EPAS - how can any government be so incredibly incompetent, stupid, ******* useless enough to spend nearly half a billion dollars on a system that was ****** from the very start? those responsible should be held accountable and jailed for life to be made an example of, not just allowed to walk off into the sunset with no accountability


Hard copies of patient records are kept in the basement at TQEH, similar records kept to the RAH > nRAH can't be held there for much longer due to the sheer weight of them, they can't be sent to an upper floor. Won't be long and we/they'll need a records facility off site from the (n)RAH and patients records will need to be sourced from there.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:03 am

Developing a stye on my eyelid, it's driving me insane, I've had them on the bottom of my eye before but this is bloody torture.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:10 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Developing a stye on my eyelid, it's driving me insane, I've had them on the bottom of my eye before but this is bloody torture.


Rub your wedding ring on it. ( Assuming it's gold and you wear one ).
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:13 am

Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Developing a stye on my eyelid, it's driving me insane, I've had them on the bottom of my eye before but this is bloody torture.


Rub your wedding ring on it. ( Assuming it's gold and you wear one ).


Yeah, on to it, better than the alternative wives tale.

I generally just stab it with a skewer for immediate relief, not so easy on the eyelid though.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:13 am

Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Developing a stye on my eyelid, it's driving me insane, I've had them on the bottom of my eye before but this is bloody torture.


Rub your wedding ring on it. ( Assuming it's gold and you wear one ).


Did you just assume his precious metal?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stampy » Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:28 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Developing a stye on my eyelid, it's driving me insane, I've had them on the bottom of my eye before but this is bloody torture.


apply a warm moist compress fella
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:37 am

stampy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Developing a stye on my eyelid, it's driving me insane, I've had them on the bottom of my eye before but this is bloody torture.


apply a warm moist compress fella

I'm not having any warm moist fella near my eye mate, I'd sooner deal with the annoying twitchiness.
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