Things that give you the sh1ts

[Booney]

Some c**t stealing my solar lights from my front lawn. Noticed they were gone yesterday, probably got taken when I wasn't home Saturday night. I got them as a gift for Christmas, why are people such c**ts taking solar lights FFS.

I brought a little solar powered Xmas laser light thingy from Big W for Mrs Boon, she loves sparkly shit, I used about 6 zip ties locking it to the base of one of our roses bushes, she asked why so may ties? Your comment will be brought up tonight.

Not the same zip ties you use to keep people out of your back yard I hope?

No mate, don't be silly, little ones for the light, proper man size ones for the gate.

[Booney]

Some c**t stealing my solar lights from my front lawn. Noticed they were gone yesterday, probably got taken when I wasn't home Saturday night. I got them as a gift for Christmas, why are people such c**ts taking solar lights FFS.

I brought a little solar powered Xmas laser light thingy from Big W for Mrs Boon, she loves sparkly shit, I used about 6 zip ties locking it to the base of one of our roses bushes, she asked why so may ties? Your comment will be brought up tonight.

You have quite a fetish for these.

Bags and bags and bags of them at work, varying sizes, some UV stabilized.

[Spangas]

We had solar lights and the front door mat stolen once.
Some people are just f**ked in the head!

Had my shoes stolen from my front doorstep....twice.
I now keep them out the back which really shits me.

[Footy Chick]

We had solar lights and the front door mat stolen once.
Some people are just f**ked in the head!

I had a heap of Christmas solar lights (including a penguin!) and a whole TREE stolen from my front yard, about 2 weeks after the front yard was finally completed.

Now only the cheap shit stays out the front at Christmas but is tied down with a million tent pegs. All the inflatables come inside each night.

I wouldn't be able to replace my penguins so not taking chances with them.

The sheik kindly replaced the stolen tree and used one of his tricks to ensure that it wouldn't go walkabouts again

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[valleys07]

Some c**t stealing my solar lights from my front lawn. Noticed they were gone yesterday, probably got taken when I wasn't home Saturday night. I got them as a gift for Christmas, why are people such c**ts taking solar lights FFS.

I brought a little solar powered Xmas laser light thingy from Big W for Mrs Boon, she loves sparkly shit, I used about 6 zip ties locking it to the base of one of our roses bushes, she asked why so may ties? Your comment will be brought up tonight.

Not the same zip ties you use to keep people out of your back yard I hope?

No mate, don't be silly, little ones for the light, proper man size ones for the gate.

Not impervious to tradespeople.

[The Dark Knight]

We had solar lights and the front door mat stolen once.
Some people are just f**ked in the head!

I had a heap of Christmas solar lights (including a penguin!) and a whole TREE stolen from my front yard, about 2 weeks after the front yard was finally completed.

Now only the cheap shit stays out the front at Christmas but is tied down with a million tent pegs. All the inflatables come inside each night.

I wouldn't be able to replace my penguins so not taking chances with them.

The sheik kindly replaced the stolen tree and used one of his tricks to ensure that it wouldn't go walkabouts again [emoji38]

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That sucks FC, people must be real low if they're stealing Christmas Lights.

My mum had some solar lights stolen from her front yard before Christmas too and my girlfriend's parents have had Christmas lights stolen too. Seems like a pretty common occurrence.

[HH3]

We had solar lights and the front door mat stolen once.
Some people are just f**ked in the head!

I had a heap of Christmas solar lights (including a penguin!) and a whole TREE stolen from my front yard, about 2 weeks after the front yard was finally completed.

Now only the cheap shit stays out the front at Christmas but is tied down with a million tent pegs. All the inflatables come inside each night.

I wouldn't be able to replace my penguins so not taking chances with them.

The sheik kindly replaced the stolen tree and used one of his tricks to ensure that it wouldn't go walkabouts again [emoji38]

peng2.jpg

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That sucks FC, people must be real low if they're stealing Christmas Lights.

My mum had some solar lights stolen from her front yard before Christmas too and my girlfriend's parents have had Christmas lights stolen too. Seems like a pretty common occurrence.

The thing that sucks is what you get paid for second hand solar lights. Not worth my effort.

[Spargo]

We had solar lights and the front door mat stolen once.
Some people are just f**ked in the head!

I had a heap of Christmas solar lights (including a penguin!) and a whole TREE stolen from my front yard, about 2 weeks after the front yard was finally completed.

Now only the cheap shit stays out the front at Christmas but is tied down with a million tent pegs. All the inflatables come inside each night.

I wouldn't be able to replace my penguins so not taking chances with them.

The sheik kindly replaced the stolen tree and used one of his tricks to ensure that it wouldn't go walkabouts again [emoji38]

peng2.jpg

peng1.jpg

That sucks FC, people must be real low if they're stealing Christmas Lights.

My mum had some solar lights stolen from her front yard before Christmas too and my girlfriend's parents have had Christmas lights stolen too. Seems like a pretty common occurrence.

Like looters, should be shot on sight.

[The Dark Knight]

We had solar lights and the front door mat stolen once.
Some people are just f**ked in the head!

I had a heap of Christmas solar lights (including a penguin!) and a whole TREE stolen from my front yard, about 2 weeks after the front yard was finally completed.

Now only the cheap shit stays out the front at Christmas but is tied down with a million tent pegs. All the inflatables come inside each night.

I wouldn't be able to replace my penguins so not taking chances with them.

The sheik kindly replaced the stolen tree and used one of his tricks to ensure that it wouldn't go walkabouts again [emoji38]

peng2.jpg

peng1.jpg

That sucks FC, people must be real low if they're stealing Christmas Lights.

My mum had some solar lights stolen from her front yard before Christmas too and my girlfriend's parents have had Christmas lights stolen too. Seems like a pretty common occurrence.

The thing that sucks is what you get paid for second hand solar lights. Not worth my effort.

I knew come in here with some sort of smart ass comment like that haha.

[Footy Chick]

Pat the Pirate being on leave....again

Such a hard life

[amber_fluid]

Pat the Pirate being on leave....again

Such a hard life

He officially has more holidays than the rest of us put together.









I’m jealous

[The Ash Man]

Vets.

With over $2k in bills in 10 days I’ve decided that my 6yo should become a vet!


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[amber_fluid]

Vets.

With over $2k in bills in 10 days I’ve decided that my 6yo should become a vet!


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Vet or Dentist.
It’s crazy what they charge.

[Booney]

Takes longer to become a vet than it does to become a doctor.

[amber_fluid]

Takes longer to become a vet than it does to become a doctor.

Only if you’re Mathew Clarke.
Didn’t he take 12 years or something similar?

[Lightning McQueen]

Takes longer to become a vet than it does to become a doctor.

Doogie Howser begs to differ.

[MW]

Vets are bat shit crazy.

[Dutchy]

Takes longer to become a vet than it does to become a doctor.

And Doctors get paid more

[Spargo]

Pat the Pirate being on leave....again

Such a hard life

He’s sailing towards Yorkes as we speak...

[Footy Chick]

Pat the Pirate being on leave....again

Such a hard life

He’s sailing towards Yorkes as we speak...

Send him this from me