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Bum Crack wrote:
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The Dark Knight wrote:Some c**t stealing my solar lights from my front lawn. Noticed they were gone yesterday, probably got taken when I wasn't home Saturday night. I got them as a gift for Christmas, why are people such c**ts taking solar lights FFS.


I brought a little solar powered Xmas laser light thingy from Big W for Mrs Boon, she loves sparkly shit, I used about 6 zip ties locking it to the base of one of our roses bushes, she asked why so may ties? Your comment will be brought up tonight.

Not the same zip ties you use to keep people out of your back yard I hope?


No mate, don't be silly, little ones for the light, proper man size ones for the gate. :lol:
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
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The Dark Knight wrote:Some c**t stealing my solar lights from my front lawn. Noticed they were gone yesterday, probably got taken when I wasn't home Saturday night. I got them as a gift for Christmas, why are people such c**ts taking solar lights FFS.


I brought a little solar powered Xmas laser light thingy from Big W for Mrs Boon, she loves sparkly shit, I used about 6 zip ties locking it to the base of one of our roses bushes, she asked why so may ties? Your comment will be brought up tonight.


You have quite a fetish for these.


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amber_fluid wrote:We had solar lights and the front door mat stolen once.
Some people are just f**ked in the head!

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I now keep them out the back which really shits me.
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amber_fluid wrote:We had solar lights and the front door mat stolen once.
Some people are just f**ked in the head!


I had a heap of Christmas solar lights (including a penguin!) and a whole TREE stolen from my front yard, about 2 weeks after the front yard was finally completed.

Now only the cheap shit stays out the front at Christmas but is tied down with a million tent pegs. All the inflatables come inside each night.

I wouldn't be able to replace my penguins so not taking chances with them.

The sheik kindly replaced the stolen tree and used one of his tricks to ensure that it wouldn't go walkabouts again :lol:
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Booney wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
Booney wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:Some c**t stealing my solar lights from my front lawn. Noticed they were gone yesterday, probably got taken when I wasn't home Saturday night. I got them as a gift for Christmas, why are people such c**ts taking solar lights FFS.


I brought a little solar powered Xmas laser light thingy from Big W for Mrs Boon, she loves sparkly shit, I used about 6 zip ties locking it to the base of one of our roses bushes, she asked why so may ties? Your comment will be brought up tonight.

Not the same zip ties you use to keep people out of your back yard I hope?


No mate, don't be silly, little ones for the light, proper man size ones for the gate. :lol:


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Footy Chick wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:We had solar lights and the front door mat stolen once.
Some people are just f**ked in the head!


I had a heap of Christmas solar lights (including a penguin!) and a whole TREE stolen from my front yard, about 2 weeks after the front yard was finally completed.

Now only the cheap shit stays out the front at Christmas but is tied down with a million tent pegs. All the inflatables come inside each night.

I wouldn't be able to replace my penguins so not taking chances with them.

The sheik kindly replaced the stolen tree and used one of his tricks to ensure that it wouldn't go walkabouts again [emoji38]
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That sucks FC, people must be real low if they're stealing Christmas Lights.

My mum had some solar lights stolen from her front yard before Christmas too and my girlfriend's parents have had Christmas lights stolen too. Seems like a pretty common occurrence.
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The Dark Knight wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:We had solar lights and the front door mat stolen once.
Some people are just f**ked in the head!


I had a heap of Christmas solar lights (including a penguin!) and a whole TREE stolen from my front yard, about 2 weeks after the front yard was finally completed.

Now only the cheap shit stays out the front at Christmas but is tied down with a million tent pegs. All the inflatables come inside each night.

I wouldn't be able to replace my penguins so not taking chances with them.

The sheik kindly replaced the stolen tree and used one of his tricks to ensure that it wouldn't go walkabouts again [emoji38]
peng2.jpg
peng1.jpg

That sucks FC, people must be real low if they're stealing Christmas Lights.

My mum had some solar lights stolen from her front yard before Christmas too and my girlfriend's parents have had Christmas lights stolen too. Seems like a pretty common occurrence.


The thing that sucks is what you get paid for second hand solar lights. Not worth my effort.
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The Dark Knight wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:We had solar lights and the front door mat stolen once.
Some people are just f**ked in the head!


I had a heap of Christmas solar lights (including a penguin!) and a whole TREE stolen from my front yard, about 2 weeks after the front yard was finally completed.

Now only the cheap shit stays out the front at Christmas but is tied down with a million tent pegs. All the inflatables come inside each night.

I wouldn't be able to replace my penguins so not taking chances with them.

The sheik kindly replaced the stolen tree and used one of his tricks to ensure that it wouldn't go walkabouts again [emoji38]
peng2.jpg
peng1.jpg

That sucks FC, people must be real low if they're stealing Christmas Lights.

My mum had some solar lights stolen from her front yard before Christmas too and my girlfriend's parents have had Christmas lights stolen too. Seems like a pretty common occurrence.


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HH3 wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:We had solar lights and the front door mat stolen once.
Some people are just f**ked in the head!


I had a heap of Christmas solar lights (including a penguin!) and a whole TREE stolen from my front yard, about 2 weeks after the front yard was finally completed.

Now only the cheap shit stays out the front at Christmas but is tied down with a million tent pegs. All the inflatables come inside each night.

I wouldn't be able to replace my penguins so not taking chances with them.

The sheik kindly replaced the stolen tree and used one of his tricks to ensure that it wouldn't go walkabouts again [emoji38]
peng2.jpg
peng1.jpg

That sucks FC, people must be real low if they're stealing Christmas Lights.

My mum had some solar lights stolen from her front yard before Christmas too and my girlfriend's parents have had Christmas lights stolen too. Seems like a pretty common occurrence.


The thing that sucks is what you get paid for second hand solar lights. Not worth my effort.
I knew come in here with some sort of smart ass comment like that haha.
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Pat the Pirate being on leave....again

Such a hard life ;)
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Footy Chick wrote:Pat the Pirate being on leave....again

Such a hard life ;)


He officially has more holidays than the rest of us put together. :lol:









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Vets.

With over $2k in bills in 10 days I’ve decided that my 6yo should become a vet!


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The Ash Man wrote:Vets.

With over $2k in bills in 10 days I’ve decided that my 6yo should become a vet!


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Takes longer to become a vet than it does to become a doctor.
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Booney wrote:Takes longer to become a vet than it does to become a doctor.


Only if you’re Mathew Clarke.
Didn’t he take 12 years or something similar?
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Booney wrote:Takes longer to become a vet than it does to become a doctor.

Doogie Howser begs to differ.
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Vets are bat shit crazy.
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Booney wrote:Takes longer to become a vet than it does to become a doctor.


And Doctors get paid more
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Footy Chick wrote:Pat the Pirate being on leave....again

Such a hard life ;)


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Spargo wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Pat the Pirate being on leave....again

Such a hard life ;)


He’s sailing towards Yorkes as we speak...


Send him this from me ;)


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