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carey wrote:It's also my return to the coaches box this week.


:shock: What's the go there?
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Onya Carey! Congratulations to you both on the wonderful addition- hope Mrs Carey and Phoebe are going well!

Saturday night- unfortunately I wont be at the game, Its my works mid year dinner and i'm treating it as a last chance to re-aquaint with the amber fluid, and do it free of charge! I will tip my glass from the stamford in a toast to you, and will definitely catch up with you all for an ale when next at a game.

Not to divert attention, but my wife had her 36 week scan yesterday, and it looks as though we are going to have quite a large little boy on the way, upwards of 9lbs is the word from the obstetrician (have fun with that Mrs Valleys :lol: :axe: ), so the chances of early delivery are looking stronger by the day. She was having what we thought were braxton hicks contractions last night, so we are into the home stretch now!
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Footy Chick wrote:
carey wrote:It's also my return to the coaches box this week.


:shock: What's the go there?


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Cheers bud.

All the best with delivery your whopper mate. No matter how big of a man blokes think they are it tugs at the heart strings that's for sure and the big the lump in throat. Nothing beer won't clear up tho :lol:
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valleys07 wrote:Onya Carey! Congratulations to you both on the wonderful addition- hope Mrs Carey and Phoebe are going well!

Saturday night- unfortunately I wont be at the game, Its my works mid year dinner and i'm treating it as a last chance to re-aquaint with the amber fluid, and do it free of charge! I will tip my glass from the stamford in a toast to you, and will definitely catch up with you all for an ale when next at a game.

Not to divert attention, but my wife had her 36 week scan yesterday, and it looks as though we are going to have quite a large little boy on the way, upwards of 9lbs is the word from the obstetrician (have fun with that Mrs Valleys :lol: :axe: ), so the chances of early delivery are looking stronger by the day. She was having what we thought were braxton hicks contractions last night, so we are into the home stretch now!


Can see it now.

valleys, resplendent in his bag of fruit for the mid year piss up takeS hold of beer #4,the REALLY good one ( you know, where it goes from being a beer to "my god this stuff is awesome I wonder how much of it I can fit inside me?" ) and *insert his ring tone here*.......

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But....but....THERE'S 2 POINTS THE DIFFERENCE WITH 2 MINUTES TO GO!"

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Booney wrote:
valleys07 wrote:Onya Carey! Congratulations to you both on the wonderful addition- hope Mrs Carey and Phoebe are going well!

Saturday night- unfortunately I wont be at the game, Its my works mid year dinner and i'm treating it as a last chance to re-aquaint with the amber fluid, and do it free of charge! I will tip my glass from the stamford in a toast to you, and will definitely catch up with you all for an ale when next at a game.

Not to divert attention, but my wife had her 36 week scan yesterday, and it looks as though we are going to have quite a large little boy on the way, upwards of 9lbs is the word from the obstetrician (have fun with that Mrs Valleys :lol: :axe: ), so the chances of early delivery are looking stronger by the day. She was having what we thought were braxton hicks contractions last night, so we are into the home stretch now!


Can see it now.

valleys, resplendent in his bag of fruit for the mid year piss up takeS hold of beer #4,the REALLY good one ( you know, where it goes from being a beer to "my god this stuff is awesome I wonder how much of it I can fit inside me?" ) and *insert his ring tone here*.......

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S HAPPENING!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"


im slightly concerned that it takes you up to beer #4 to summise how the night will pan out on the pi55

it normally registers on the 2nd for me, but its been a while since the register has come back negative :lol:
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valleys07 wrote:But....but....THERE'S 2 POINTS THE DIFFERENCE WITH 2 MINUTES TO GO!"

:lol:


I'm going to miss you, mate. ;)
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Booney wrote:
valleys07 wrote:Onya Carey! Congratulations to you both on the wonderful addition- hope Mrs Carey and Phoebe are going well!

Saturday night- unfortunately I wont be at the game, Its my works mid year dinner and i'm treating it as a last chance to re-aquaint with the amber fluid, and do it free of charge! I will tip my glass from the stamford in a toast to you, and will definitely catch up with you all for an ale when next at a game.

Not to divert attention, but my wife had her 36 week scan yesterday, and it looks as though we are going to have quite a large little boy on the way, upwards of 9lbs is the word from the obstetrician (have fun with that Mrs Valleys :lol: :axe: ), so the chances of early delivery are looking stronger by the day. She was having what we thought were braxton hicks contractions last night, so we are into the home stretch now!


Can see it now.

valleys, resplendent in his bag of fruit for the mid year piss up takeS hold of beer #4,the REALLY good one ( you know, where it goes from being a beer to "my god this stuff is awesome I wonder how much of it I can fit inside me?" ) and *insert his ring tone here*.......

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S HAPPENING!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"


im slightly concerned that it takes you up to beer #4 to summise how the night will pan out on the pi55

it normally registers on the 2nd for me, but its been a while since the register has come back negative :lol:


Well, usually by number 4 you can tell what sort of form you're in.... ;)
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I know after the first if I'll end up in trouble or not. It's normally oh shit here we go again. Lol

I've got an excuse this weekend! She's in till Monday tho so I'm home free :-)
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just as another tip for the wise. it is a bad idea to send the missus a photo of you enjoying your first beer (or your fourth) after the baby is born while feet up watching the tele while bub is still less than 12 hours old.......







i wanted to share the moment, and as it was VERY early in the morning no one else was up. no matter that i was supposed to be sleeping ready to come back and fend off visitors in the morning....
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wife hit the 37 week mark yesterday...
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Close now WUB!

Mine is into the 39th week...
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Exciting times ahead lads. All the best for both of you and your significant others.
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woodublieve12 wrote:wife hit the 37 week mark yesterday...



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Booney wrote:Exciting times ahead lads. All the best for both of you and your significant others.


Ditto, and you should all know where to go if you want to wet the baby's head too.
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Some sound advice for expectant fathers. On the last day of work for your partner before they go on maternity leave, I stress do not say one more day til holidays!!!
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woodublieve12 wrote:Some sound advice for expectant fathers. On the last day of work for your partner before they go on maternity leave, I stress do not say one more day til holidays!!!


Ha. My missus had her last day last Thursday. I said exactly the same thing! :lol:
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Mythical Creature wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Some sound advice for expectant fathers. On the last day of work for your partner before they go on maternity leave, I stress do not say one more day til holidays!!!


Ha. My missus had her last day last Thursday. I said exactly the same thing! :lol:

I said it for our first one. I didn't make the same mistake today :lol:
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