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My real estate agent.

My unit has been on the market for 2 months - NOT ONE OFFER. Told him I wasn't happy with the marketing spiel and that all it does is dot point - it doesnt' SELL the house so I re-wrote it - he's cut and paste it without even proof reading it (still 10x better than what he had there but bloody lazy nonetheless)

In the meantime, I've lowered my price by about $15k because he seemingly can't do his job.

Bloody.useless. :?
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Footy Chick wrote:My real estate agent.

My unit has been on the market for 2 months - NOT ONE OFFER. Told him I wasn't happy with the marketing spiel and that all it does is dot point - it doesnt' SELL the house so I re-wrote it - he's cut and paste it without even proof reading it (still 10x better than what he had there but bloody lazy nonetheless)

In the meantime, I've lowered my price by about $15k because he seemingly can't do his job.

Bloody.useless. :?

Get another agent!
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heater31 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:My real estate agent.

My unit has been on the market for 2 months - NOT ONE OFFER. Told him I wasn't happy with the marketing spiel and that all it does is dot point - it doesnt' SELL the house so I re-wrote it - he's cut and paste it without even proof reading it (still 10x better than what he had there but bloody lazy nonetheless)

In the meantime, I've lowered my price by about $15k because he seemingly can't do his job.

Bloody.useless. :?

Get another agent!

Yes! I ran into this issue once selling a house at West Lakes. The agent had been trying to talk me down to offers rather than talk the offers up.

I told that agent to take his sign down and contact me if he had a realistic buyer until our 3 month contract was finished.
Then I got a new agent and put it back on the market - and got my price within a month at less advertising cost.
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Footy Chick wrote:My real estate agent.

My unit has been on the market for 2 months - NOT ONE OFFER. Told him I wasn't happy with the marketing spiel and that all it does is dot point - it doesnt' SELL the house so I re-wrote it - he's cut and paste it without even proof reading it (still 10x better than what he had there but bloody lazy nonetheless)

In the meantime, I've lowered my price by about $15k because he seemingly can't do his job.

Bloody.useless. :?


As heater said- change bloody agents!
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Yeah change agents is best bet, although presumably would have to wait until after the 3rd month, as I think most contracts signed between seller and agent are for 3 months?
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Adelaide unibar might be about to host it's last ever band. Criminal if true
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What have you heard Rusty?
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didn't know where to put this

but for anyone who hates it and may have forgotten about it

its Halloween
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Halloween = seppo bullshit.
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Spargo wrote:Halloween = seppo bullshit.

They also 'celebrate' it in the UK.....

Hilarious that the lovers of this have been trying to hang shit on the haters.
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its originally a UK tradition and I love how people blame the US
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:didn't know where to put this

but for anyone who hates it and may have forgotten about it

its Halloween

I hadn't thought about it.
Halloween has not been part of Australian culture, until recently when the big shopping interests decided they needed another thing to promote sales as Mother's Day, Father's Day, et cetera, were not generating enough spending.

I have no problem with the traditional Scottish form, but, of course, it is the US style commercialised beyond recognition form that we got.
They'll probably try to get us into "Thanksgiving" celebrations in the next few years... ;)
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Psyber wrote:I have no problem with the traditional Scottish form, but, of course, it is the US style commercialised beyond recognition form that we got.


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Animus wrote:What have you heard Rusty?


Building being refurbished, looks like bar moving to ground floor. Adelaide Uni ignoring questions about the status of live music in the future but happy to answer anything else
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RustyCage wrote:
Animus wrote:What have you heard Rusty?

Building being refurbished, looks like bar moving to ground floor. Adelaide Uni ignoring questions about the status of live music in the future but happy to answer anything else

The bar was opened when I was still at Uni, I think, but I've never been in it.
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:its originally a UK tradition and I love how people blame the US


It is the commercialisation of it that annoys me - clearly just a dead spot in the shopping calendar so it gets pushed hard by the retailers
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Psyber wrote:
RustyCage wrote:
Animus wrote:What have you heard Rusty?

Building being refurbished, looks like bar moving to ground floor. Adelaide Uni ignoring questions about the status of live music in the future but happy to answer anything else

The bar was opened when I was still at Uni, I think, but I've never been in it.
(The Bot was more convenient for Med students.)


Spent more time in there than in lecture theatres ...
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the schnitty, pint of tooheys old and little chocolate for dessert was awesome
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Spending the whole frigging day in the field yesterday at cricket worst day ever.
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carey wrote:Spending the whole frigging day in the field yesterday at cricket worst day ever.


Not to mention, the trouble with your missus afterwards...
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