Things that give you the sh1ts

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:20 am

Who uses electricity nowadays anyway?

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:24 am

Johno6 wrote:who uses alarm clocks still anyway?

the only one a sparking power line should stop your alarm is if you get electrocuted by one of the falling powerlines and it destroys your phone.

What if your phones on charge, power goes out, phone stops charging and dies before the alarm goes off?

What now, f**k head?

Post by **Footy Chick** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:29 am

Perhaps I'm not making myself very clear.

If whoever's responsible for the maintenance of that tree had done their job in the first instance, this wouldn't have happened.

The wind was gone, there was no danger. What would the odds be of burning the neighbourhood down if it were left for an extra 3 hours

Ive been awake since 3am FFFS, everything is going to give me the shits today.

Including people who are shitty at me for being shitty.

MW · Post by MW » Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:31 am

FFFS...haven't seen that before lol

the milky bar kid · Post by **the milky bar kid** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:33 am

HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:who uses alarm clocks still anyway?

the only one a sparking power line should stop your alarm is if you get electrocuted by one of the falling powerlines and it destroys your phone.

What if your phones on charge, power goes out, phone stops charging and dies before the alarm goes off?

What now, f**k head?

Sadly said person is well on the way to drug addiction & a sad pneumonia death

OnSong · Post by **OnSong** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:33 am

HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:who uses alarm clocks still anyway?

the only one a sparking power line should stop your alarm is if you get electrocuted by one of the falling powerlines and it destroys your phone.

What if your phones on charge, power goes out, phone stops charging and dies before the alarm goes off?

What now, f**k head?

“Batteries are the most dramatic object. Other things stop working or they break, But Batteries… They Die. ‘Why aren’t you listening to your walkman?’ ‘I can’t. My Batteries died in my lap this morning… They were so young. The twins are gone.’
If you’re a battery, you’re either working or you’re dead… It’s a shit life.”

OnSong · Post by **OnSong** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:34 am

Footy Chick wrote:Perhaps I'm not making myself very clear.

If whoever's responsible for the maintenance of that tree had done their job in the first instance, this wouldn't have happened.

The wind was gone, there was no danger. What would the odds be of burning the neighbourhood down if it were left for an extra 3 hours

Ive been awake since 3am FFFS, everything is going to give me the shits today.

Including people who are shitty at me for being shitty.

I still don't get it. Can you clarify things further? Maybe draw up a sign to illustrate your point.

am Bays · Post by **am Bays** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:38 am

Footy Chick wrote:Perhaps I'm not making myself very clear.

If whoever's responsible for the maintenance of that tree had done their job in the first instance, this wouldn't have happened.

The wind was gone, there was no danger. What would the odds be of burning the neighbourhood down if it were left for an extra 3 hours

Ive been awake since 3am FFFS, everything is going to give me the shits today.

Including people who are shitty at me for being shitty.

KA-BOOM

HH3 · Post by **HH3** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:40 am

the milky bar kid wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:who uses alarm clocks still anyway?

the only one a sparking power line should stop your alarm is if you get electrocuted by one of the falling powerlines and it destroys your phone.

What if your phones on charge, power goes out, phone stops charging and dies before the alarm goes off?

What now, f**k head?

Sadly said person is well on the way to drug addiction & a sad pneumonia death

RIP

Johno6 · Post by **Johno6** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:46 am

RIP Everybody in FC's street

Post by **Footy Chick** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:48 am

MW wrote:FFFS...haven't seen that before lol

Use this as a warning as to how shitty i am...was (until Onsong and AM Bays postred :lol:

)

For you onsong:

"

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:59 am

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 11:04 am

The strangest things take off in this thread

last week it was eggs and now its chainsaws

bennymacca · Post by **bennymacca** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 11:05 am

Post by **Footy Chick** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 11:09 am

brawling was so much classier back in the day...

stan · Post by **stan** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 11:10 am

bennymacca wrote:

Benny, I havr no beef with you but for some reason I now want to punch you.

bennymacca · Post by **bennymacca** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 11:13 am

stan wrote:
bennymacca wrote:

Benny, I havr no beef with you but for some reason I now want to punch you.

Thank you?

Post by **Footy Chick** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 11:15 am

dedja · Post by **dedja** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 11:18 am

What's Nick Riewoldt got to do with any of this?

The Ash Man · Post by **The Ash Man** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 1:40 pm

Pre-employment "aptitude" tests.
Just call them a psych analysis and be done with it

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