Things that give you the sh1ts

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Spangas wrote:
helicopterking wrote:The news beat up around Sam Thaiday saying last nights SOO game was like losing your virginity.
If that offends you, it's time to give up all media outlets and go live in solitude.


Yes, if some people are easily offended by something as trivial as that they better not listen to any music on the radio.


I find most of todays music on the radio more offensive than Louis CK talking about under age sex. Thaiday was quite humorous I thought.
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helicopterking wrote:The news beat up around Sam Thaiday saying last nights SOO game was like losing your virginity.
If that offends you, it's time to give up all media outlets and go live in solitude.


Yep, he said nothing about age, gender, orientation, just a pretty witty quip that had Fittler stumped. :lol:
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Booney wrote:
helicopterking wrote:The news beat up around Sam Thaiday saying last nights SOO game was like losing your virginity.
If that offends you, it's time to give up all media outlets and go live in solitude.


Yep, he said nothing about age, gender, orientation, just a pretty witty quip that had Fittler stumped. :lol:


They had some slag reporter at the airport asking him if it was "Suitable to compare a game to sex " and " But you're a family man".
Disgraceful reporting.
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helicopterking wrote:
Booney wrote:
helicopterking wrote:The news beat up around Sam Thaiday saying last nights SOO game was like losing your virginity.
If that offends you, it's time to give up all media outlets and go live in solitude.


Yep, he said nothing about age, gender, orientation, just a pretty witty quip that had Fittler stumped. :lol:


They had some slag reporter at the airport asking him if it was "Suitable to compare a game to sex " and " But you're a family man".
Disgraceful reporting.


"Yep, a game is like sex. Sometimes you come first, sometimes you don't"
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Only one virginity joke allowed a season, Thaiday exceeded his limit and should be jailed.
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Booney wrote:
helicopterking wrote:
Booney wrote:
helicopterking wrote:The news beat up around Sam Thaiday saying last nights SOO game was like losing your virginity.
If that offends you, it's time to give up all media outlets and go live in solitude.


Yep, he said nothing about age, gender, orientation, just a pretty witty quip that had Fittler stumped. :lol:


They had some slag reporter at the airport asking him if it was "Suitable to compare a game to sex " and " But you're a family man".
Disgraceful reporting.


"Yep, a game is like sex. Sometimes you come first, sometimes you don't"


You don't?
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HH3 wrote:You don't?


Depends who I'm thinking about.
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Fisherman.
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Booney wrote:Fisherman.

I reckon their friends would.
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Booney wrote:
"Yep, a game is like sex. Sometimes you come first, sometimes you don't"


And other times you end up having to bat by yourself.
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It's lucky he wasn't a commentator when Misty Hyman was swimming and broke early.
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Driving along and hearing that very sad man sing "once I was 7 years old". I don't know whether to smash my stereo or pull over and ring my mum to tell her that I love her.

Worst song ever.
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Wedgie wrote:It's lucky he wasn't a commentator when Misty Hyman was swimming and broke early.

My gramdma won gold in weightlifting in the 72 Olympics, she had a 80kg snatch.
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HH3 wrote:Image


What's that got to do with his grandma?
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Thats about 80kgs of ham....
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Driving along and hearing that very sad man sing "once I was 7 years old". I don't know whether to smash my stereo or pull over and ring my mum to tell her that I love her.

Worst song ever.


Worst. Song. Ever.
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HH3 wrote:Image

What, no mustard?
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
HH3 wrote:Image

What, no mustard?

Peel the one on the right open a bit...
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